I have no idea why I am doing this post, but honestly, I just wanted to try interpreting a persona chart. And what could be better than to interpret my own and see how it goes. Please do tell me if you reasonate any of the placements mentioned below. Also trust me, I am not bragging about myself even if it might look like it...Enjoy.
Now, this is exactly how I think people would look at me like. Someone with great fashion sense, knowledgeable, fun to be with, knows how to do make-up, good in arts, calm, respectful, good in academics, known to be the girl who never says no and helping in nature.
I am also the diplomatic person people usually seek out when they have any crisis- The pretty girl next-door, I am not so sure about that tho. I have literally heard mothers saying they wished their child was anything like me or they wished I was their daughter while my mother would just look at them and be like, Go on, take her with you, I have no problem. lol.
No matter what the situation is, you will always find me calm and put together even when things are totally opposite. Nobody has ever seen me getting angry or downright cursing someone on their face.
I am a people pleaser who wants to please every single person in the room at the same time yet enjoy watching any drama unfold in front of me as long as I have no part in it. And still, at the end of the day, I would jump in between to stop it. Well, just because I enjoy a little drama doesn't mean that I want to create a whole series.
Also, I don't know why, most of the time, people assume that I know a lot about relationships and love. And for some weird reason, I do end up giving them advice about it too when in reality I have been single my whole life. Another thing, they also assume that I am dating someone at any given point, and then they really become surprised when I tell them the reality.
Some might even see me as two-faced because I don't want to hurt anyone for petty reasons. Again, I am not so sure about this one too. But for ex. If my enemy comes to me and talks sweetly, I would not shout at him. I would also talk normally instead of creating a ruckus. No matter how much I would hate it inside. And that might make people look at me differently.
Scorpio Jupiter in 2nd house
The first thing that came into my mind after seeing this wasā Money, Lots of Money. Hidden money, secret stash, source of money, luxury, wealthy heiress to the underworld mafia- ok that's enough, now I am getting delusional here lmao.
I can't believe people actually perceive me as someone rich?? They believe that I face no financial problems? Just because I am always ready with my money doesn't mean that I have a money tree at home. It's just that I like to save some cash just in case.
There are two sides to this coin. Either being very cunning with your money or being very generous with your money. I am both. I need to know where exactly my money is going. And if it's about my comfort, worthwhile, then I don't mind spending generously either.
A person with this placement is usually seen as someone who is very knowledgeable and gifted in all aspects of lifeāBeauty with brains. They have beautiful ever-growing natural nails, which by default keep going through rebirth forever, getting broken and again regenerating fast. They might even have cute chubby cheeks and a long tongue, the one which touches their nose. Lol. Oh, and not to forget a gorgeous neck.
Nobody can keep count of their money and possessions. Today, I have 5 bucks tomorrow, 3 and the day after tomorrow, 7. Keep wondering where that extra 4 bucks came from. You will never know.
I have spent most of my money on books, beauty products and food. I am very possessive about my possessions too. Although I try to hide it as much as I can, it's still visible in certain situations where it becomes hard to deny.
My mind is a dark, unholy place. I like to study dark subjects, subjects that are taboo or considered too much. And I have no issue in discussing them with others. People see me as someone they can easily talk about anything without getting judged for.
Also, about the books that I own.... lol none of my friends would read them infront their family because 99% are smut or dark romance.
If this doesn't scream dark humor, then I don't know what would. My communication style is a little offbeat in person. There is always a lot in my head. One way or other, my mind is never at rest. I think people often take notice of that, which leads to a bit of communication gap during the first meeting. They might also get a little intimidated by me? I have often heard from some of my friends saying that they thought I was someone unapproachable at first glance. One of them even waved at me once, which, according to her, I ignored. Like what?? I am sorry I don't remember, I was in my own world.
But once you do talk to me you will know how much talkative I become. The more comfortable I become, the easier the communication is. My 3rd house falls in Sagittarius, so mark my words you will never feel bored. There is a variety of topics I can talk about.
Talks with me might be transforming for some. They are in fact for me too. Personally, when I share my opinions with others, it helps me a lot in understanding the outer world, the people, and what they think about my thoughts.
As much as a good talker, I might be, I am also a good listner. Actually, all pluto in 3rd house people are. When the other person speaks, we don't interrupt until they are done. Our words are soothing, comforting, and a bit shocking, too, at some point but also necessarily required.
Since third house rules hands, ears, arms, shoulders, collarbone, etc. I had 2 ear surgeries when I was a kid. I have comparatively shorter hands, not that short, but they still look pretty decent to me. I don't know how I should describe this, but they have dark patches on the area that joints the finger bones after knuckles. And it's so unique that people find it weirdly attractive to look at, or so I have been told.
Capricorn Venus in 4th house
Materialistic. Someone who has a very expensive taste, knows the difference between fake and real, you can't fool them with fake products. Yet somehow grounded to the roots. For ex. I like to buy many skincare products but at the end of the day I would still nourish my skin with homemade remedies or DIY's.
Financially independent in love and looks for someone who is financially independent as well. Money matters okay! Atleast for me because it gives me the stability to take things easy at times. So that I won't have to be in a constant tension about not being able to pay the bills.
I think people with this placement are seen as someone who craves stability in their home. Even their houses are very beautiful to look at. People even compliment them on how they manage their house. Now, if that's really the case or not, it's not always open to others. You might be having internal fights in the house, and nobody in the neighborhood would know.
This is a bit tricky, but many know me as traditional. Like the girl who would never defy her parents, always sticking to her values and principles. Or the girl who would never date....not a girlfriend material but a wife material. Ironic, how these same people ask me why I am single. To be honest, I do stand by this. Belonging from a conservative Indian family, I've always been told to stay away from love matters. My parents said, "Do whatever you want, study as much as you want, but don't get yourself involved in such things." So if I already know the outcome, why bother with love? I don't prefer to waste my efforts on someone I'd have to leave eventually because I can't go against my family. My love has always stayed with my home and family first, then others.
Due to my strong upbringing, I am also very grounded. Being materialistic is another thing, but knowing where you're coming from, where your roots lie, and realizing your limits are very important. For example, in my case, my fashion sense is a mixture of being classy and modest. Not too much revealing yet enough to feel comfortable. Sometimes plain but elegant.
By the way, people with this placement, natally as well as in Ascendant persona chart can have really beautiful chest area. Basically, for women, you might have attractive breasts, and for men, it could be broad or just pretty in general.
Aquarius Sun in 5th house
As you might know, your sun sign in Ascendant persona chart is basically your Ascendant in natal chart with exact degrees. It is what you already embodiment with within you and is deeply rooted in your persona. Now, how that acts out with my 5th house is really interesting.
Being seen as someone with great style, fun to be with, source of sudden entertainment, someone to pull unexpected shit at unexpected moments, unpredictable and with a crazy humor. Might seem cold on outside but very warm inside.
Stubborn as fuck. For real, I am not even joking at this. I might take hundreds of opinions from others but still at the end of the day do what my mind says.
This placement is very authentic, I think. Very original by heart. Especially in your hobbies, talents, interests. And people see this. For example, I can't cheat in exams to save my life. While others in my class easily copy and pass, I struggle a lot to even understand how they do it. I was not able to do it even during lockdown, so you can imagine how hard it's for me. This is also about self satisfaction, I don't feel satisfied until I know that whatever I have done is purely based on my merit and not by a cheat method.
Good with children. God, just make me a nanny, would you? People just keep handing over their kids into my arms as if I have opened a babysitting center. Surprisingly, those babies also smile cutely, making my heart swell. I have done everything related to a baby except breastfeeding and... making a baby, of course, lol.
People might also see me as someone creative and prideful. Well, I do take pride if the work is done well. This gives all rounder vibes like jack of all cards but master of none. Enthusiastic about anything and willing to learn anything. Seen as being talented is common with me, but the sad reality is I only test the waters with everything I do. There are many things I like to do and I do them well but that's just it. For example, I like writing, but I can't publish a novel. I like astrology, but I am no astrologer. I like to do makeup, but I am not a makeup artist. I like to design, draw, and code, but I am not an artist or coder. I am good in psychology, but I am not a psychologist. You get what I am trying to say? I am good at these things, but I can't excel in any of these.
The sunshine girl with a cold heart. Lmao. The number of times I have ghosted people is unaccountable. I come like a hurricane, sweeping you off your feet yet with a bright sunlight spreading afterward to brighten your day. And when I vanish at night, you realize the damage that has been cost. Just kidding. But yes, I do like to cut off myself from social life now and then whenever I feel like I want some 'me' time and binge watch Netflix all alone.
