#ryuk dn

rem and ryuk truly are the coworkers of all time to me. imagine you're forced to cover your other coworker's shift against your will bc he fucked up work so hard he died only to find out the single other person on shift alongside you is the annoying twat you've been avoiding because he can't remember any of the rules to do literally anything so he just watches you do all his tasks for him every time instead of asking. and then you die. that's rem's experience in the human realm

ryuk should make light read kira/L fanfiction so he wastes hours and hours trying to kill every single lawlight writer ever while losing his mind at an even more accelerated rate than before. but he'll end up secretly enjoying a partners in crime au in which kira wins because L joins him and ryuk will take a picture of him reading it and anonymously mail it to L, consequences be damned. misa, who wrote the fanfic, is losing her shit laughing in the background with rem. L never explicitly mentions it, he just very obviously reads the fic (which contains bottom kira smut) in front of light knowing full well that he can't comment on it without raising his kira percentage.