#rutskarn

Who won E3? Rutskarn won E3!

Imagine you go to a Halloween party. On one table is a plate of cocktail weenies with sculpted breading wrappings. "They're human fiiiiiingers!" insists the host, and--charmed by the imitation, which is in many ways quite meticulous--you pick one up and bite into it. And nearly crack your teeth, because there's dozens of bones inside.

"Ow!" you say. "Why are there bones in these?" The host replies, "Because they're supposed to be human fingers." "Granted, and I appreciate the effort you went into to make them like resemble human fingers, but little bones make cocktail weenies unpleasant to eat. Couldn't you have either left the bones out or done something that plays with the idea of bones, like white cheese filling?" The host shakes his head. "That would have been a lot of work," he said. "It was easier just to put the bones in it." That's pretty much what the misogyny and racism in House of the Dead: Overkill is like.

Seriously. Dishonored may be rather enjoyable, and would probably be entertaining, but ever since I saw Rutskarn's Hitman playthroughs I have sworn that I will one day fumble assassinations for a live internet audience in turn.