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Sad brainwashed clown ain't ya? I don't trust you Trump infowars ppl that are clearly blind to how batshit insane that poor excuse for a president is. y'all just eat whatever he says up like it's gospel. You're what's wrong with America like all you Karen's that could care less about others yet claims you want equality only at the cost of human life and decency.

Well hello there, meadow muffin! Mighty fine to hear from ya, but bless yer sweet innocent heart. I darn recon you jist needed to vent yer frustration. Well, ya’ll come on down to the right place now. Frankly, none us actually give a darn hootin’ about yer ails. No siree!

In fact, if any of what just came pourin’ outta yer mouth had anythin’ worth commentin’ on; well, shit... I’d simply just go on blatherin’ on about how wrong ya are. So, since we’re simply on name callin’ and randomly spoutin’ out words ya learnt on CNN or MSNBC, let’s simply skip the formalities, m’kay?

Ahem...

It’s darn fittin’ that ya’ll be wearin’ that sheet yer daddy done soiled wipin’ yer momma’s cum covered shit off his cock up under that there bed, or I’da swore ya were just ‘nother one of them inbred Klansmen from Virginia!

Whoo-eee, I’da been so wrong.

2019 DISCLAIMER

RULE #1: DO NOT FUCK WITH AZURE

RULE #2: SEE RULE #1

RULE #3: DO NOT PUT ANYTHING NEAR AZURE'S MOUTH YOU WISH TO KEEP

RULE #4: FEAR THE CUTE ONES

RULE #5: NEVER, EVER, GET AZURE WET

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Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor. Now, before we begin, we have a very special film brought to you all the way from the Capitol.

Now, the anthem for 2019...

2018 DISCLAIMER

WARNING: DO NOT FUCK WITH AZURE!

Contents not to be consumed whilst operating heavy machinery or automobiles, aircraft, watercress sandwiches and one’s own phalanges. General psychosis has been exhibited while listening to Azure. Side effects include: Spontaneously soiling oneself, explosive decompression, general malaise and a distorted perception of reality. Reality may actually be distorted. Do not mix Azure with uppers, downers, lefties, righties, A, B and Start. Azure is an irritant. If you get Azure in your eyes, proceed to run the other direction or run towards, it’s up to you. Wash your hands after handling Azure – You know where she’s been. If you don’t, then you shouldn’t ask. 1 in 10 received a placebo in lieu of Azure. That person was pathetic, anyway. Azure isn’t intended to treat any illness or disease. She believes in euthanasia. Children in Asia have to exist, considering the population density. Don’t take Azure in large doses. If you do, that’s your prerogative.

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