#lightning farron

Lightning: Well I did go to summer camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out. Hope: Kicked out? Lightning: Yeah. It’s a long story. Suffice it to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.

Snow: Morning, sis. Lightning: Taste this. Snow: Hmm… oh it's awful! What's the matter with it? Lightning: It’s expired. But sometimes it’s good after the date, I just wanted to check.

Serah: You’re mad at me. Lightning: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. Serah: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!

Hope: If a coral gets stressed, it dies. So if I were coral, I’d be dead. Lightning: What does coral even get stressed about anyway? Sazh: Current events. Lightning: Get out.