#batshitcrazy

Cait's father's funeral Mass was announced PUBLICLY and livestreamed PUBLICLY earlier today, August 10, 2022. I'm not going to post the video (everyone already found it, so it's out there, and again, it's PUBLIC). BUT, I am going to post screencaps from the video. The quality of the livestream was super choppy and at times, pixelated, but if you pay close attention, you can see Cait's mother there, her siblings, and Cait's HUSBAND, Tony McGill there, as well as their baby boy. And not a Sam Heughan in sight.

If you watch the video, Cait, her mother and a few of her siblings are sitting in the front pew to the right. Tony, the baby (sitting on Tony's lap), and other spouses are right behind them in the second pew. Tony and the baby are on the aisle in the second row.

Below, is a panoramic view of everyone walking into the ceremony. Cait and her siblings and mom are in the front, followed by spouses, grandchildren, etc. You can see the back of Tony and he's carrying Baby McGill (he's blurred out, so don't come at me or you'll get blocked). 👇

Here is a screencap from toward the end of the video 👇 you can see the back of Cait's head, next to her mom. And you can see where Tony and Baby McGill are.

Here is a moment when Tony lifts the baby up a little to see the service better and you can see his little arm come around Tony's neck. 👇

It's super blurry, but here's a closeup. 👇 Tony's head is to the left and the baby to the right, his hand on the back of Tony's neck.

And as Cait and her siblings walk out with their hands on the casket (I'm not posting any casket pics because that's not what this is about, but in the video, you can clearly see Cait walking behind her father's casket 😥), Tony, wearing a black mask, walks out holding Baby McGill in front of him. Again, the baby's face is blurred out. 👇

I KNOW Extreme Shipper tinhatters are already explaining the TRUTH away and me posting FACTS won't change their puny minds. But, I'm still posting it because DOCUMENTING the truth and facts is important.

DOCUMENTED: Marriage Certificate where Tony's name is printed in black and white as Cait's husband. Cait announced she and Tony had a baby boy. Cait's father's death announcement--Tony is listed as a son-in-law, also on print, in black and white. And today, we get video proof of Tony McGill at Cait's father's funeral, holding he and Cait's son. TRUTH--there is only one.

Soooo, if you still believe that ALL of the above is orchestrated by the powers that be or by Cait and Sam to "hide their epic love and 5 kids," (btw where are the other alleged 4 kids? Hiding with their "Da" Sam?) 🤦‍♀️YOU ARE BATSHIT CRAZY and should seek immediate medical attention. I'm not kidding. This is a 911 situation for you at this point.

Clarice sat in her quiet corner, as she often did when the Crawfords had guests. All of the Important People in their little piece of country were in attendance tonight, waiting for the guest of honor to arrive before they would sit down to dinner. She had no true friends among them, as the few other ladies around her age thought her beneath them. She was a ward, after all, not a true lady, and would likely not amount to anything much. 

So she sat in her corner, reading one of her many favored books of poetry. Mrs. Crawford had invited their new neighbor to this grand dinner to welcome her, but it was, of course, a ploy to introduce her to all of the eligible men. An unmarried woman of property, still of breeding age, was a hazard to the neighborhood, and one that needed to be corrected quickly. 

Kim Yo Jung

She’s the only person on Earth that actually scares the shit out of me.

My people once had a Princess like her. No, it wasn’t me. I may be batshit crazy, but I’m no psycho. Every culture somewhere has had someone like this pop up. It’s just in the roll of the dice. From Elizabeth Bathory of Earth to Empress Ha’hre Aghamurahmin of Kth-hrrur IV; somewhere out there is a Yandere ready to take power.

You can’t look at this bitch and not think, “HOLY FUCK! She’s gonna fuck me and rip my chest open doing a reverse cowgirl!” Imagine that no one knows anything about her. She lived in Sweden for college and didn’t date anyone?

Bullshit.

Yo-Yo: I had a real nice time. Sven: I-I did too. I felt I really got to know you. Yo-Yo: That’s a shame.

She pulls Glock 39 and pops two .45 GAP rounds right in his forehead perfectly 2 cm either side of center, sending both hemispheres out the back of his head. There, she stands over him and fires two rounds: One in the heart and one in the dick.

Yo-Yo: If I don’t get laid, no one can fuck your corpse either.

Dials her phone. Persona changes to kawaii sister smiley face with a cheerful voice.

Yo-Yo: Hi, Brother? I did a thing. Can you? Thank you! You’re so sweet. What ever will I do without you? Awh! Thank you! OK, I’m leaving now. See you at home! Oh, I got you dumplings! Bai bai~!

I got the above Submission ☝Extreme Shippers continue to PROVE to the fandom, and to Cait and Sam, and everyone around them that they truly are SICK in the head.