Rule #1: DNFWA

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Bruv is like 12 in this photo

Sends this, immediately blocks me.

I find it really impressive how retarded this person is. The fact that they think this is beyond me. I mean, to be perfectly frank, the fact that I haven't considered just nuking the planet and starting over should be a testament to my tolerance for you chimps.

Furthest from, am I from a Nazi. I love damn near everyone on this planet. The people I don't love, are people like this jackass calling me a Nazi, because therein are they the real Nazi. Nazis had no tolerance for anyone other than themselves and those like themselves. Real Nazis used these kinds of tactics to feel better about the terrible things they did.

To diminish another to uplift oneself is the most Nazi-esque thing one could ever do. In fact, it's very likely enough of a terrible thing to do to another person that it would even tarnish the reputation of Nazis. At least Nazis had the audacity to stay and fight, and not run off giggling and twisting their own nipples because they think they got a barb in, like an impetuous child.

Nonetheless, @extantdecay will never see this, because they're too happy for themselves at doing something they think had some kind of meaningful impact or result to their direction. I mean given that, and I dare would presume should he ever read this and act upon it, I would find it exceedingly pleasing if he were to take a beautiful black stallion of a horse lovingly and deeply into his anus while singing the entirety of "Lift Every Voice and Sing", banging along to the beat with a riding crop against the stallion's hindquarters, wearing leather chaps, a harness, and in a gimp mask, in front of his family who are tied up in chairs chained to the back of the horse and praying the stallion doesn't bolt through the open barn.

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Well hello there, meadow muffin! Mighty fine to hear from ya, but bless yer sweet innocent heart. I darn recon you jist needed to vent yer frustration. Well, ya’ll come on down to the right place now. Frankly, none us actually give a darn hootin’ about yer ails. No siree!

In fact, if any of what just came pourin’ outta yer mouth had anythin’ worth commentin’ on; well, shit... I’d simply just go on blatherin’ on about how wrong ya are. So, since we’re simply on name callin’ and randomly spoutin’ out words ya learnt on CNN or MSNBC, let’s simply skip the formalities, m’kay?

Ahem...

It’s darn fittin’ that ya’ll be wearin’ that sheet yer daddy done soiled wipin’ yer momma’s cum covered shit off his cock up under that there bed, or I’da swore ya were just ‘nother one of them inbred Klansmen from Virginia!

Whoo-eee, I’da been so wrong.

RULE #1: DO NOT FUCK WITH AZURE

RULE #2: SEE RULE #1

RULE #3: DO NOT PUT ANYTHING NEAR AZURE'S MOUTH YOU WISH TO KEEP

RULE #4: FEAR THE CUTE ONES

RULE #5: NEVER, EVER, GET AZURE WET

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