probably the worst thing about being me is the fact that my brain just makes up a bunch of really insane rules. like “if it’s super late and you have to go to sleep, go to sleep, but if you see a wholesome meme that tells you that it’s super late and you have to go to sleep, stay up for another thirty minutes.” “you can’t listen to podcasts unless you’re physically moving, because if you’re sitting still that’s too boring, but if you’re reading a book or something you won’t be able to pay attention to the podcast.” “you can’t leave your room unless you absolutely have to.” “you’re not allowed to do anything unless you’ve been given clear permission to do it” like what the hell me












