For the ship: Fordle (If they were both adults who were still dating)
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - mmmm i’d think a while... perhaps until ford falls through the portal
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - quickly, but not too quickly, as ford and kyle met when they were kids
How was their first kiss? -Â a mix of surprise and happiness !!Â
Who proposed? - kyle, defs
Who is the best man/men? - their twin brothers!! stanley and kevin!
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Â
Who did the most planning? - ford. he wanted it to run very smoothly
Who stressed the most? -Â also ford, as he wanted it to be perfect
How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 (fancy, but not too fancy) | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Â filbrick pines
How many children will they have naturally? - none
How many children will they adopt? - none. they’ll adopt a dog tho
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Who does the most cooking? - kyle! he’s better at cooking than disaster chef ford
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Â probably kyle, wanting that Specific Brand of food
Who does the grocery shopping? - kyle, because ford won’t do that on his own
How often do they bake desserts? -Â somewhat often. usually on valentines day or on their birthdays
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Â kyle likes fish, whereas ford is always Ready for that salad
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Â kyle
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Â also kyle
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Â ... ford
Who cleans the room? - ford, he’s a bit of a neatfreak
Who is really against chores? -Â neither, i think. however kyle can be a bit lazy
Who cleans up after the pets? -Â they take turns
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Â kyle
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Â ford
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Â also ford
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -Â ford. he broods in the shower
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Â both of them !! love their doggo
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -Â somewhat often
What are their goals for the relationship? -Â to be happy together and be successful in life
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Â ford, because goDDAMN HE KEEPS STAYIN UP TILL 3AM
Who plays the most pranks? - kyle, he’s a bit of a trickster