#royjay

Bruce, at a family dinner (asking solely in order to spend more time with his childern): Something big is going down in Gotham, this Friday. I need someone to be my back up in case something goes wrong. Dick: no can do. The titans and I have training. Jason: Nope. Lian has a dance recital. Steph: I have to- wait. what? Damian: who's 'lian' Jason, shovelling food in his mouth: don't worry about it. Dick: do you have... a child?? Jason: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. Bruce, emotional and confused: Am I a...grandfather? The table: (ERUPTS)