#romzomcom

Accept that you’re not their #1. Brains and/or human flesh is what’s in their heart --their cold dead heart.

No kissing, sex, or intimate touching. Your relationship has to evolve past the physical stuff, because ewwww. Unless you’re okay with making it with a decomposing body, corpse fucker. 🙅

Do not make them angry. Their superhuman strength means they can lift and smash your stupid head with ease.

Love is not enough. They will try to eat you. Or you will constantly worry that they will try to eat you.

Keep them away from friends and family. 50/50 a friend or family member is gonna get eaten or will try to bash your love’s head in. Having to choose between your family and your significant other isn’t easy. Be prepared.

Let's get rich and buy some catacombs under Paris, France,

Let's get rich and raise a bunch of French corpses, put a gun in every one of their hands.

Let's get rich, and pile the bodies  like a mountain, and crush the weak like ants, 

Movie of the day (October 2, 2013)

Dellamorte Dellamore, 1994. A zombie classic with the blackest of black humour and Rupert Everett at his misanthropic best. I had to track down and import the Italian DVD release about 10 years ago before Amazon made finding even the most obscure European horror films as easy as anything; now it is available on Blu-Ray.