Yk to make matters worse, Serval is exactly Angeysona’s type; a blonde, extroverted, silly, friendly older woman who is hella confident. Robin basically has no chance (she thinks)

But oughhh, you brought up a rlly good dynamic anon. Serval vs. Robin, two musicians with one being the ragebaiter and the other being the ragebaited. This is basically the Navia vs. Miko rivalry in my genshin selfship all over again. 😭

Did you know that Angel is secretly a masochist? She’s surprisingly very into stuff like choking, hair pulling, spanking, etc. thanks to working under The Herta as Angey. But when she and Robin start to get intimate, Robin is too much of a gentle girl to hurt her gf.

Angel: Choke me please 🥺

Robin, blushing: N-No, I can’t. I can’t hurt you…

Constance, watching from the window: Well if you won’t do it, I will. ☺️

Robin: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM—

I imagine that whenever Robin and Angel try to fuck, Constance is just watching them for some strange reason. Gosh what a stalker. Luckily Constance gives Robin the boost she needs to be a little more dominant, because she doesn’t want that devil lady to do it in her place. Go away Constance, let Robin try to dom her girlfriend in peace lmao.

Imagine Angel comes knocking on Robin’s door and is like “Hey, we have three kids now,” and Robin is just speechless.

“W-We didn’t even do it yet—”

“Meet Sunna, Aria, and Nangong Yu. Help me raise them please 🥺”

Well, I suppose Robin is now the co-mother to the AOD, even though she really has no idea how Angel has three teenage daughters all of a sudden. Tbh, the more I look at Aria, the more I can’t help but think she looks quite similar to Angeysona in terms of color scheme. Her hair and eyes are like a reverse color pattern of Angel, so I could lowkey see her looking like her biological daughter.

I was also lowkey thinking of commissioning an artist to draw them in the infamous Magnet pose too:

AUGHHH ANON 😭. You’re killing the poor girl at this point. Ykw yes, she can sound like a rubber chicken toy, especially when she’s feeling particularly unwell. Robin would wake up next to Angeysona one morning and sweetly go “Good morning dear, how was your rest?”

And then Angeysona suddenly wheezes like those rubber chicken toys. She can’t even speak properly without squeaking like a little chew toy. It is mad embarrassing. I actually think it’d be kinda funny if Robin was the tiniest bit turned on at the rubber chicken toy voice, simply because Angeysona sounds a little bit like an actual chicken, a bird; and Robin is just drawn to that.

Hear me out, Angeysona is the one writing these fanfics in secret 👀

Well, Angey does. Even though she’s really busy living her double life, she still makes time to update her tumblr blog because she knows her Readers are craving for a new update (does this count as breaking the fourth wall?). Anywho, imagine she gives life updates in the author’s notes before the fics, and they’re so vague about her personal life but also so oddly specific about what she does irl.

Angey’s author’s note before a Robin x Reader smut: Hey guys, sorry for the late update! I was busy touring the galaxy for about a month but I’m back now!

And Robin is reading this and is like “Huh, Angel was also touring with me for about a month. What a coincidence, this author must’ve gone to see all her shows!”

LMFAOOO. I know exactly what you’re talking about, anon. Angeysona is so gay, whenever a pretty woman makes her flustered, her voice box starts acting up and makes the sounds of an old school computer booting up. It’s like her voice has blue screened and she can’t even talk to the pretty lady anymore, she just starts buffering and producing computer crash noises.