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CW: Groping, fondling, breast squeezing

Why is she like this 😭

Also what is Silver Wolf doing on her games to need Reader’s boobs as stress balls. Surely COD can’t be that serious (this coming from someone who doesn’t play FPS games). But regardless, it is quite in character for Silver Wolf to whine after losing a game and call her girlfriend over for comfort. Once you enter the room, she ushers for you to sit in front of her so she can slide her palms up your shirt and squeeze you.

Now, since you mentioned Silver Wolf’s would also use your boobs as hand warmers, imagine if her hands were ice cold from gaming all day in her cold room, so now her frosty fingers are fondling you as we speak. You just have to sit there and wince as your girlfriend warms her hands up and relieves her stress from with your soft tiddies. You’ve asked her if she would like you to buy her stress toys or even a heating pad so she can stop manhandling you like this, but Silver Wolf refuses.

“Yours are way better,” she hums, eyes still glued to the screen, “All natural and soft, I like it.”

And silver wolf is very smug since she's the only one who can see them

CW: Reader has big breasts, Silver Wolf being attached to them, kinda perverted Silver Wolf

Well that makes sense. Silver Wolf has no bust, so to compensate, the universe gave her a girlfriend who has enough boobs for the both of them. Not only are they massive, but they’re only for Silver Wolf’s eyes to see and boy does she love rubbing it in.

Perhaps one day Reader is wearing a low cut shirt that emphasizes her cleavage, and Silver Wolf makes a show of stuffing her face in them and maybe motorboating them. When she’s done, she side eyes whoever is staring at her (face still stuffed in Reader’s tits), and smirks.

CW: Talk of sex, implied penetrative sex, embarrassing Stelle

Stelle’s sex life is just built upon lies upon lies when she talks about it in front of her friends. She brags about big she is, how she had you crying into the pillows from how hard she plowed you. She describes herself as “like a jackhammer” to really nail in her experience. It’s all very believable at first due to how confident Stelle is, until you come up behind her with a knowing look.

“Whatcha talking about?”

“Gaahhhh!”

The raccoon jumps and realizes she has been in caught. No more fibbing about her countless sessions with you, now the truth was coming to light. I imagine that when Reader gets involved in sex talk with the friends, she nonchalantly goes-

“Stelle? Experienced? Pssh, she almost put it in the wrong hole the first time.”

Or

“Stelle domming me? She lasted about thirty seconds before cumming instantly. She’s a quick shot, but it’s pretty cute.”

CW: Sending nudes, dick pics

No anon, you can’t let Stelle get away with doing the bare minimum. You deserve the maximum. I know she’s hot acting all smug and “dominant” just whipping it out and expecting you to drool over it. BUT CONTAIN YOURSELF. You need Stelle to put in a little more effort. Fix the lighting, make the camera not so blurry, for god’s sake don’t just hold it like a BANANA.

I feel like March needs to teach Stelle how to take some artistic nudes. She’s the queen of those, March’s nudes are just so pretty and actually tasteful. Whoever is March’s girlfriend is one lucky girl because those photos flatter every part of her beautiful body. Stelle just thinks a dick pic is enough and calls it a day 💀

Stelle strikes me as the type of woman to be like those guys who send awful dick pics. When other women send a nude, it’s artistic, tasteful, and very sexy. But when Stelle sends a nude, she just whips it out and holds it in her hand, putting the phone camera at a lower angle so it looks “massive” and Stelle’s face is in the back looking all smug.

Who wins? Hyacine’s Costco hotdog or Stelle’s galactic baseball bat?

I haven’t seen stuff on Stelle’s “baseball bat” yet, though I agree that her dick would be absolutely huge. I’m getting a lot more posts of Hyacine’s $1.50 jumbo hotdog though. Is this a trend? I think it is because there’s no way that many artists simultaneously agreed to draw Hyacine with a huge cock (I love it tho)

Constance teasing her shorter wife by going in for a kiss... only to stop and pull away at the last second, leaving wifey increasingly frustrated throughout the day, until at one point, the wife gets has enough. And when Constance attempts to do the tease again, you grab her by the horns and (gently) yank her into one of the most passionate, slopy, tongue-filled kiss you've ever had in your entire relationship.

💋 Anon

CW: The Dahlia/Constance x Fem! Reader, Reader is implied shorter than Constance, subtle explicit implications towards the end, tongue kissing

I’m pretty sure Constance’s tail would be sticking up like a rod after that kiss. Goodness you surprised her, pulling her by the horns to finally get what you want. She probably got an awakening that day too. The feeling of her wife’s hands roughly grabbing her horns to manhandle her to her liking, it has the Demoness aroused.

When Constance pulls away from the kiss, there is a messy string of saliva coming from her tongue. She looks at you with a whole different gaze now, eyes narrowing while that pink, excited tint fills her eyes. (You know, the one in her lightcone?)

“That was quite the bold of you to do that…” she chuckles, trying to put up a sultry act but behind her you could see that her tail was flicking like a dog. “I didn’t expect my wife to wrangle me like some…cattle.”

“You deserved it for being so awful today.”

“Did I now?”

The flames on her tail burn a bit brighter due to how turned on she is, and Constance’s heart does a little pulse at your snark. Are you mad? Annoyed? She sees the way you glare at her and she can’t help but want to push you more. Yes, grab her horns again! Make her kiss you. In fact, why don’t you just pull her up to the bedroom by the horns and show her who’s boss for once? Constance doesn’t mind, despite being the usual dom, she’s growing rather excited at the thought of her shorter angry wife just topping her.

Thinking about going into an empty resort pool with Constance, dressed in some skimpy two piece swimsuit when you feel her tail snake up your thigh. She unties your straps, faster than you could react and grind when your bottom piece comes undone. Now fully exposed in the water, your wife giggles in perverse pleasure.

“Oops…” she purrs, tail lifting up the stolen garment out of the water. You freak out, trying to grab it back but she simply pulls you against her to continue her frisky actions.

“It’s alright, no one will see…” she gently pins you against the side of the pool so her body could cover you. Her hands make quick work of tugging on your top straps, wanting the garment off so she can have full access to your chest.

(And ofc if she can’t there’s always Future Wolf…)

There can never be enough Silver Wolfs 🤤

I think if Sparkle and Sparxie can coexist, then Silver Wolf can find a way for both her and her Lvl 999 self to exist. She can literally hack reality, so making a clone version of her to fuck you isn’t that incomprehensible. Besides, the thought of her girlfriend being so needy for her to the point that one Silver Wolf isn’t enough, makes SW swell with pride. I mean, she might get jealous over Lvl 999 being so much bigger, stronger and more well endowed than her in certain areas, but at the end of the day it’s still her. You want her.

CW: Oral, blowjob, Bunny! Reader in heat

No, she certainly does not survive the heat 😔

Silver Wolf would be the type of girl to walk into the Casino and think “That’s it? Tch, I don’t know why the girls made such a big fuss over this place…” as it looks like your average tacky casino at first.

Then Silver Wolf is ushered into the more private dens where Bunny! Reader is working. Typically she would go easy on cute girlfailures like Firefly, but since Bunny! Reader is working on her heat, she sees Silver Wolf and just gets so unbelievably turned on. Girlfailures are just her type. Wolfie gets dragged into the nearest private room and it all goes uphill from here.

Silver Wolf expected to get sucked off but not this hard. She attempts to take control of the situation and any semblance of her dominance by grabbing Bunny! Reader’s ears when she goes down on her, but that only sparks Reader’s libido more. She liked that. Now Bunny! Reader is sucking harder on Wolfie’s tiny dick and the poor hacker is spasming.

Or orgasming. Either way, Silver Wolf is getting the soul sucked out of her all through the night as Reader refuses to get off her lap. She is just too lost in her heat filled daze, not to mention that seeing Silver Wolf’s tiny cock whipped out gave her so much cuteness aggression. Typically hybrids in heat would crave something bigger to satisfy their lust, but Bunny! Reader is a different breed of girl. She sees that tiny dick and all she can think about is how hard she can bounce on it before it becomes a nub. Silver Wolf is screwed.

“How was your first time at The Rabbit’s Foot?” Firefly asks when she finally comes home late at night.

“Hnnnsghnnn…” post orgasmic bliss is etched on Wolfie’s face as she collapses on the couch. Her clothes are disbelieved with big red lipstick kisses planted all over her face, neck and thighs. Firefly doesn’t need a direct answer to know what happened earlier that night.

“…Ah, yeah…she does that often.” Firefly smiles so apologetically. “Don’t worry, she’ll make it up to you next time.”

Next time?!

What if Reader accidentally turned Pearl on by plugging a cable into an outlet, since that is pretty much like sex to machines? Pearl looks over to see Reader sticking in a plug and although she isn’t doing anything sexual by our standards, Pearl is just buffering at the sight.

It’s the same when Reader charges her phone too. When she sticks that charger into the phone’s opening, Pearl is bluescreening cuz she thinks Reader wants to do that with her. It’s like Reader doing the “finger in hole” motion with her hands, only it’s with wires and it can make any robot, android or cyborg overheat.

Pearl: …(Reader), are you asking me to plug you?

Reader: What?

Pearl: Hm?

-🎧

CW: More talk about Hyacine’s huge packer, kind of a crack post towards the end

IMAGINE CALLING HYACINE’S DICK A “fat fuck” LMFAOOOO

Poor girl would look so taken aback when you blurt that out so suddenly. “F-Fat…what…?” and she looks down at her thing like it wasn’t the size of a monster. You think Hyacine is playing dumb but she’s genuinely surprised you are so shocked by her size.

CW: Talk of Hyacine’s huge packer, might be ooc for Hyacine

Ever since I saw that one Hyacine NSFW, all of a sudden my timeline is just filled with Hyacine and her jumbo Costco hot dog. It’s like the fandom just simultaneously agreed that Hyacine of all people would be packing, which I find really funny.

Hyacine isn’t even a grower like Castorice (who looks tiny at first before growing to full size). Hyacine is just that big in her default stage, flaccid yet still large enough to the point that Reader is just gawking. Hyacine is a sweet, humble woman though. She doesn’t brag about her Goliath length or girth, just smiles shyly when you point it out.

“Heh…yeah, I suppose it is a little bigger than average.” She says sheepishly.

“A little?!”

hi okay im a little late on this i am such a huge himeko fan and i read the himeko mecha/pilot stuff from earlier and i was working on my car and the absolute brain worms that got to me like “i’d love to do maintenance on a big robot lady it feels intomate 🤤 “

that is all have a good day love ur work as alwayss

CW: Robotfucking, wireplay mention, doing maintenance and cleaning on Himeko but it turns lewd, Mecha! Himeko

Nothing more intimate than doing maintenance on your giant mecha girlfriend. I wonder if Mecha! Himeko’s internal compartments are sensitive when you poke around in them. I don’t think you’d be able to hurt her, but there’s a cute little purr from Himeko’s engine that shows how much she enjoys your delicate hands.

You could lowkey do wire play with her too by tugging on some of them during maintenance, but it’d be a little difficult since Himeko’s wires are a lot bigger due to her being a mech. Oh well, you could certainly try by lightly stroking them and watching your robot wife shudder above you. Maybe she made a mistake letting her tiny human wife fix her, she knows how handsy you can get.

This can lowkey escalate to you cleaning Himeko too. I imagine that mechs get absolutely filthy during missions, so it’s your job as her pilot and wife to make sure she is clean. Cue you rubbing down Himeko’s shiny plates and tenderly oiling her joints. Himeko swears you’re doing this on purpose, but you assure her you’re just “Making sure she’s properly clean.”

CW: Fingering

It’d be funny if Robin’s fingers were just casually positioned in the prime fingering pose during the shoot, and all her fans managed to notice it. They have no idea Robin had just fingered her girlfriend just a few minutes ago, but her muscle memory was so fresh her fingers just automatically resumed the fingering positioning. Now her fanbase speculates that she’s secretly a girlkisser thanks to that hand gesture and it’s started a funny rumor (that they don’t know is actually real)

Meanwhile you are back in Robin’s dressing room, still trying to gather your bearings because wow the Halovian sure can please a woman. You hadn’t expected her to have such nice, well taken care of fingers. Flexing inside of you and rubbing up against your soft, sweet spots. She’s so gentle too, but somehow you feel like your back has been blown out despite not using a strap. Robin is just that talented, and when she hurriedly pulls her fingers out of you to get back on set, she cheekily sucks her fingers clean to hide any wet “evidence.”

This is such a funny coincidence for me because just before opening up tumblr, I was scrolling through twitter and got flash banged by an NSFW art of Hyacine with a packer. The caption compared her to a fucking Costco hot dog and I’m like “…Yeah that checks out.” 💀

I think there’s a preference in this fandom for making the soft girls carry huge ones. Because not only do we have a similar case for Castorice who is a grower not a shower on my blog, but now there seems to be a trend of Hyacine having a long schlong too. What does she even do with all that? It’s even bigger than women like Acheron or Feixiao which is shocking.