#constagey

Angey romance can happen with :

Herta

Robin

Pearl

*hesitates*

Jade?

I forgor who's the 4th option I just know u like em blond and big hat

WELL, you are close! I do like my women blonde and with big hats, but the 4th “love interest” is actually Constance, also known as The Dahlia. Although calling her a love interest is a stretch, she is more like an “infatuated fan” for Angel 💀

She has a very unhealthy obsession with Angel as she will break into her dressing room in the middle of performances to leave dead flowers for her. Angel and Constance have never formally met in canon, as Constance admires her from afar, but regardless it is still creepy.

Did you know that Angel is secretly a masochist? She’s surprisingly very into stuff like choking, hair pulling, spanking, etc. thanks to working under The Herta as Angey. But when she and Robin start to get intimate, Robin is too much of a gentle girl to hurt her gf.

Angel: Choke me please 🥺

Robin, blushing: N-No, I can’t. I can’t hurt you…

Constance, watching from the window: Well if you won’t do it, I will. ☺️

Robin: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM—

I imagine that whenever Robin and Angel try to fuck, Constance is just watching them for some strange reason. Gosh what a stalker. Luckily Constance gives Robin the boost she needs to be a little more dominant, because she doesn’t want that devil lady to do it in her place. Go away Constance, let Robin try to dom her girlfriend in peace lmao.

HAJDKSJSK that is the highest compliment I have ever gotten for one of my selfships. To be compared to Gomez and Morticia, aka the best couple in fandom history. I am so honored.

Funnily enough, despite Constance being the one to spoil Angel (like Gomez does) I feel like Angel is the Gomez in the relationship. She will 100% be the kind of woman to kiss her wife’s arm all the way up from her hand to her cheek. Plus, Constance just gives off such girlboss girlcriminal vibes like Morticia and Angel is just her head-over-heels, smitten lover.

Thanks to my moot Sev from @/moonsglare, we cooked this one up together! Imagine Constance, who breaks into Angel’s dressing room after a show, leaves her a bouquet of dead roses and other gifts as a congratulations for her performance. However, she did not expect to find Robin in Angel’s dressing room instead, causing the Halovian to flare up with defensiveness.

What is a member of the Annihilation Gang, doing in Angel’s dressing room? Was she sent here to assassinate her? To kidnap her? Regardless, Robin immediately tries to subdue Constance, who can only smirk in amusement.

Constance’s hand firmly grasps Robin’s neck, stopping her from attacking. Robin chokes slightly in her grip, bitter resentment in her eyes as her wings slowly puff up with anger. “Shhhh…” Constance hushes, irritatingly putting her finger on Robin’s lips. “I am just going to leave these here for your co-star. Tell her I enjoyed the show.”

She drops Robin into a heap on the floor, the poor Halovian gasping for air. She was worried her windpipe would be crushed, and she can only watch as Constance exits through the window she came from. She quickly makes a move to throw away or destroy the gifts Constance got for Angel, worried they might be poisoned or filled with something.

They’re not, as they are purely gifts from a devoted fan, but Robin is now on edge. We have always joked about Robin getting jealous over other women, but with Constance it’s a whole different story. Constance is a threat. She is someone who can harm her beloved Angel if she wanted to. So, unlike the other girls in which Robin just feels jealousy, Constance is someone she absolutely loathes.