#ridgydig

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! i have been WAITING FOR THIS!!! Like I've gotten sooo mad whenever I see them bring out more Ark figs but no Riddler. But FINALLY!!! And this is the only pic I've seen. So I can't say TOO much. But he CERTAINLY looks waaaay better than the first Arkham City Riddler figure we got! Like instead of a stupid fucking over exaggerated face which definitely ruined the last one - this one's face looks good, like he has a calmer, smug smile. Which is what the original figure should've had. I can't wait to see it unblurred!

Also he has THE FUCKING GLASSES!!!! which the original DIDN'T for some reason. You'll probably won't have a removeable hat like the original. But idgaf as long as it looks better - which it already is.

“What the hell did Meloni ever see in you?”

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

Cir eventually does start calling him ‘Uncle Dig’ (tho calls him boomer when shes annoyed at him ficjdjsjchch)

breaks into his hideouts when she finds out where it is and it’s very annoying cause she’ll eat all his snacks

he makes fun of her for having a crush on Impulse and she gets SO MAD ABT IT cause she absolutely does NOT have a crush on him no way

SEND ME A “ 🎨 “ AND I’LL DRAW YOUR MUSE!!

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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Mami does not trust pelicans. 

You can absolutely get her to go on a massive tangent about how they’re the product of someone being told that birds are the descendants of dinosaurs. Yeah, yeah-- cassowary, emu, and ostrich can come kick the crap out of you and are scary... blah blah blah... but pelicans? We should count ourselves lucky that these feathered garbage disposals can’t manage to fit humans down their gullets. Yeah, so eagles can carry off antelope? Well, at least they don’t get swallowed whole only to be slowly suffocated and digested.