Rick Sanchez back AGAIN, damn I’m coming by here a lot. Let’s see, oh, I fucking hated beer. The only way I drank alcohol was like, hard sodas. Which was still a lot, chugged those bastards down and fast. Littered my ship with bottles and cans.
In good news, Morty would switch it out with normal sides and I couldn’t tell the difference for a while. Not that it was hard to, he didn’t even have to hide the label or anything. I just drank whatever was given.
Also Beth, you fry a fantastic sunny side up egg. Cook the shit outta them. Don’t know how you do it. Love it.
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