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✧ How I think BLEACH characters fart

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Urahara:

Loud and very smelly even he tried to fan it out with his hat

Had it planned 20 minutes ago anyway

Grimmjow:

Let’s his farts out loud on purpose to annoy the others

Tries to assert dominance

Byakuya:

This man farts senbonzakura petals

But if he actually farted the smell would be seasonal and refined

Rukia:

Tiny and deadly oh gosh

Blames it on chappy

Harribel:

Rare when she farts but still does and they’re quiet

If you comment on it then you better run

Nelliel:

Also quiet

Apologizes afterwards.. she feels another fart coming

Szayelaporro:

Very deadly and there’s now a stain on his pants and chair

Makes it everyone’s problem

Nnoitra:

Loud and aggressive

Unapologetic and doesn’t care

Ichigo:

Swears he doesn’t fart

And when he does he blames it on Kon or his sisters

Shunsui:

He actually farts mid conversation

Still acts like he didn’t do it but he tries to fan it out with his hat

Yachiru:

Farts and lies about who did it

Giggling

Bazz B:

Loud and very proud

Blames the heat

Shinji:

100% loud and intentional

Everyone leaves the room so fast to escape the stench

Mashiro:

Farts and laughs afterwards

Let’s out another one anyway because it’s funny

Jugram:

Swears on his scale that he doesn’t fart