#reymanova

This list has all my favourites that I've read so far, ratings and word counts included.

I love these so I hope you enjoy and if you like them please go give the authors some love in their comments!!

please leave a message by subcorax (T, 2.4k)

Tags: Alternate Universe-Canon Divergence, Texting, Mistaken Identity, Not Canon Compliant, WAG Ilya Rozanov

Sarah Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here. Jackie Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden. < Jackie has added Lily to the conversation > Lily what what is this Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship by sillylittlepal (T, 3.4k)

Tags: Texting, Ottawa Centaurs Team, WAG Shane Hollander, Sillyness

Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.

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Haydenov Phone Swap (Series) by icopythefax (E, 61k)

Tags: Hayden Finds Out, Sexting, Secret Relationship, Coming Out, POV Hayden Pike, Not Canon Compliant, Pre-Relationship, Idiots in Love, Internalized Homophobia, Relationship Reveal, Hayden & Ilya friendship Texting Fic, Social Media

After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

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i took a (yaoi) pill in ibiza by catknives (T, 2.8k)

Tags: Multimedia, Honeymoon, Social Media, Twitter, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Protective Ilya Rozanov, POV Outsider, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Humour

@lharrietthespy: OMG OMG OMG wait i think ilya rozanov and shane hollander are honeymooning at the same resort as me??? Shane and Ilya accidentally terrorize a fan on her vacation. twitter chaos ensues.

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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous (T, 8.6k)

Tags: Luca Haas, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Ottawa Centaurs Team, Social Media, Texting

lucarozanov if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him. Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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mic’d up by hozanova (reymanova) (T, 18k)

Tags: Social Media, Hockey Players Mic'd Up on the Ice, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Post-Book 6: The Long Game, Relationship Timeline Reveal, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Karaoke

Every time Ilya and Shane are on hot mics, Harris loses a year off his life.

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two-man advantage by dykeries (T, 4.7k)

Tags: Post-Book 6: The Long Game, Magazine Profile, POV Outsider, Interviews, Journalism, Discussions of Outing, Domestic

Two-Man Advantage: At Home with Hockey’s Biggest Power Couple by Matthew Cooper Their on-ice rivalry turned into the NHL’s most unexpected love story. Now, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov say they have no plans to slow down. the GQ profile fic.

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nothing that i don’t already know (series) by guarddog (theslymoon) (T, 36.5k)

Tags: POV Outsider, Social Media, Hockey Media, Podcasts, Humour, Ottawa Centaurs, Post-HR, Minor TLG Spoilers, Canon Compliant-ish

Julia Prior @JuliaPriorESPN I sat down with Ilya Rozanov to talk about what he loves about Boston, what it’s like to play the best hockey of his career, and what comes next. bit.ly/203948 tanHER dillon @kanatacommunist i s2g i just saw r*zanov at the ottawa airport…. theres no way right ↳ vic hates hockey @censeless tired: hollanov real wired: ir81 to the centaurs real or: ilya's last season in boston through the eyes of hockey twitter.

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the sum of its parts (series) by FlameHazel18 (T, 21.7k)

Tags: Book 6: The Long Game, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Social Media, Group Chats, Chat Fic, Relationship Reveal, Humour, Fluff, Angst, Ottawa Centaurs

5. “Pass me the sledgehammer.” 

“Right, this isn’t going to fit. Pass me the sledgehammer.” 

David throws his hands up, waving them wildly as he shouts a string of, “No, no, no, no, no!”

He yanks the sledgehammer from Jocelyn’s hands, intercepting it before Roland can have his way and potentially knock someone (or himself) out.

“Dave, I wasn’t going to destroy your desk!” Roland laughs in that sputtery way he does, his hands on his hips. “I was just going to get rid of this banister.” 

David gawks. “Get rid of the bannister? Are you insane?” If he doesn’t scream right now, it’ll be a Herculean feat. Maybe two. Roland Schitt is still, after several years, a little exhausting.

“Rollie, maybe David’s right.” Jocelyn sets a hand on her husband’s arm, a wide and painful-looking smile on her lips. “Destroying the bannister isn’t the solution to getting this desk upstairs.”

“Destroying the what now?” David turns, eyes wide and pleading, to see Patrick in the doorway with a box labeled kitchen in his arms.

“Roland wanted to get rid of the bannister so the desk could actually fit going up the stairs,” David explains. He tries very hard to hold back a biting tone. “Because that’s the be option here.”

Patrick sighs and sets the box down on the floor. “What if we just turn it on its side? I mean, the legs can come off.”

He bobs his head from side to side. “Okay...fair point.”

“Great! I’ll take that sledgehammer now.” When Roland swipes for it, David takes two big steps back.

“Or,” Patrick continues, “what if we just set up an office down here like we had originally planned instead of upstairs?”

“Patrick, we talked about this.” David rubs his free hand up and down his shoulder. “The spare room upstairs gets more sunlight than the one down here which is perfect for maximum inspiration.” He ignores the way Patrick’s sparse brows angle up to turn to Jocelyn. “I have a whole vision for it.”

“I just think it would make more sense to keep the office down here than upstairs,” Patrick explains, “There’s a draft down here anyway.”

“Hence why making that the guest room is a bad idea. The last thing we need is someone getting sick because of some cold air.”

“Oh, I think I get it now!” Roland starts laughing hard enough that it turns into a heavy wheeze. David pulls a face, wincing. “You don’t want anyone hearing you guys having sex!” He actually buckles forward now with his hands on his knees, and Jocelyn gives a little chuckle along with him.

Beside him, Patrick’s doe-eyed, his cheeks reddening. “That’s, uh...”

“It’s okay, boys!” Jocelyn waves a hand at them. “We get it! It’s your house, you want some privacy. When we have guests stay over we almost always set them up in the living room just in case we—“

“Okay, Jocelyn, thanks.” David holds a hand up to silence her. “I’m not comfortable talking about our sex life with you two.”

“If you need some pointers, Dave, I can help. First off, foreplay—“

“Roland?” Patrick pleads, and the man snaps his mouth shut. “Thanks. Let’s just decide on whether or not we’re carrying the desk upstairs.”

“Upstairs,” David says, turning to his husband. “Sunlight, Patrick.”

“There’s a draft, David.”

“Okay, second argument: the guest bathroom is right next to the spare room down here. It has a shower.” He offers Patrick a lopsided smile. “It just works.”

After a beat and a sigh Patrick nods. “Fine. That’s actually not a terrible idea, anyway.”

“Good!” David turns back to Roland. “The desk is going upstairs.”

Patrick maneuvers around the desk so he’s standing on the staircase, twisting off the legs closest to him and handing them over the railing to David.

“C’mon, Pat. Lift with your legs,” Roland says in a hyped-up manner. David catches the way Patrick rolls his eyes and has to stifle a laugh.

Jocelyn sets a hand on David’s shoulder. “Rollie just gets excited,” she reasons. “Why don’t I take that box into the kitchen and start unloading it?”

“That would be lovely, Jocelyn, thank you.”

A few thuds against the wall and some sharp breath come from somewhere up the staircase. “You know,” David hears Roland begin, his voice a little muffled, “there was this one time when Joc’s folks stayed over. We were really going to town and—“

“Roland, I really don’t want to drop this,” Patrick grumbles, and it’s enough to make David laugh. They should have known what they’d signed up for when the Schitts offered to help them move in. “Please stop.”

Later, when the desk is in its new home and Roland and Jocelyn have left, David admires their still-barren home office. Patrick’s arms are crossed over his chest as he walks the length of the room, probably piecing together their collective vision.

“So I never thought I’d be agreeing with Roland Schitt,” David says, steadily walking toward his husband, “but all things aside, it probably is in our best interest that the guest room is downstairs. God forbid anyone hears us through a wall, I mean.”

Patrick smirks. “Hm, fair point,” he says. “Even in the apartment you were never exactly quiet.”

“Says you!” David gawks, “I was quiet!”

“Sure, we never got any noise complaints, but I wouldn’t call any of that quiet.”

He pokes Patrick in the side. “I’ll show you quiet,” he teases, backing his husband out of the room.

Patrick’s eyes darken, “You will?”

UGH GOD I THOUGHT OF THIS TOO. NO BABIES! NO!

bigfunnywords replied to your post: eclecticmuses replied to your post: ...

club name: NBFSB - No Babies for Science Babies. We’ll have a handshake.

Yesss count me in. Let’s make t-shirts!

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zoinks same oops

for-within-the-hollow-crown replied to your post “.”

This so much tbh

Glad to have you guys, welcome to the club! @bigfunnywords, teach ‘em the handshake!

theradiointukyshead replied to your post “jemmasimmons replied to your post: eclecticmuses...”

don't worry pal i brought snack let's live on this hill forever. fs are way too smart and responsible to bring a child into this kinda world.

HELLO ALL

URL: reymanova

(Nick)name: Sarah

Age: 19

Personality Type: ISTP, Ravenclaw/Wampus

What do you love most about FS?: The basis of their friendship?? Like okay 10+ years of PLEASE GET TOGETHER is painful but lbr we all love a shitload bit of mutual pining and the bond they have because of that is just hella

Favorite FS moment: lowkey the moment where they talk about Milton’s head I won’t lie

Favorite non-FS character: I lowkey love Hunter pls come back my son

Fun fact about yourself/something you’d like to share: I play real-life quidditch on a real-life quidditch team, as a beater. It’s become literally my whole life over the past 2 years 10/10 would recommend.

i legit want to see more of him

i mean, how are they going to explain the car????

lol I don’t know about ‘anything’ but I sure do try my hand at a lot :D

man, March Madness was a lot of fun when I did it but there was just no way to repeat it this year. Maybe I’ll do something crazy like that over the summer? Gotta keep the crazy up :D