#catknives

This list has all my favourites that I've read so far, ratings and word counts included.

I love these so I hope you enjoy and if you like them please go give the authors some love in their comments!!

please leave a message by subcorax (T, 2.4k)

Tags: Alternate Universe-Canon Divergence, Texting, Mistaken Identity, Not Canon Compliant, WAG Ilya Rozanov

Sarah Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here. Jackie Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden. < Jackie has added Lily to the conversation > Lily what what is this Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship by sillylittlepal (T, 3.4k)

Tags: Texting, Ottawa Centaurs Team, WAG Shane Hollander, Sillyness

Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.

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Haydenov Phone Swap (Series) by icopythefax (E, 61k)

Tags: Hayden Finds Out, Sexting, Secret Relationship, Coming Out, POV Hayden Pike, Not Canon Compliant, Pre-Relationship, Idiots in Love, Internalized Homophobia, Relationship Reveal, Hayden & Ilya friendship Texting Fic, Social Media

After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

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i took a (yaoi) pill in ibiza by catknives (T, 2.8k)

Tags: Multimedia, Honeymoon, Social Media, Twitter, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Protective Ilya Rozanov, POV Outsider, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Humour

@lharrietthespy: OMG OMG OMG wait i think ilya rozanov and shane hollander are honeymooning at the same resort as me??? Shane and Ilya accidentally terrorize a fan on her vacation. twitter chaos ensues.

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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous (T, 8.6k)

Tags: Luca Haas, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Ottawa Centaurs Team, Social Media, Texting

lucarozanov if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him. Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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mic’d up by hozanova (reymanova) (T, 18k)

Tags: Social Media, Hockey Players Mic'd Up on the Ice, Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Post-Book 6: The Long Game, Relationship Timeline Reveal, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Karaoke

Every time Ilya and Shane are on hot mics, Harris loses a year off his life.

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two-man advantage by dykeries (T, 4.7k)

Tags: Post-Book 6: The Long Game, Magazine Profile, POV Outsider, Interviews, Journalism, Discussions of Outing, Domestic

Two-Man Advantage: At Home with Hockey’s Biggest Power Couple by Matthew Cooper Their on-ice rivalry turned into the NHL’s most unexpected love story. Now, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov say they have no plans to slow down. the GQ profile fic.

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nothing that i don’t already know (series) by guarddog (theslymoon) (T, 36.5k)

Tags: POV Outsider, Social Media, Hockey Media, Podcasts, Humour, Ottawa Centaurs, Post-HR, Minor TLG Spoilers, Canon Compliant-ish

Julia Prior @JuliaPriorESPN I sat down with Ilya Rozanov to talk about what he loves about Boston, what it’s like to play the best hockey of his career, and what comes next. bit.ly/203948 tanHER dillon @kanatacommunist i s2g i just saw r*zanov at the ottawa airport…. theres no way right ↳ vic hates hockey @censeless tired: hollanov real wired: ir81 to the centaurs real or: ilya's last season in boston through the eyes of hockey twitter.

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the sum of its parts (series) by FlameHazel18 (T, 21.7k)

Tags: Book 6: The Long Game, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Social Media, Group Chats, Chat Fic, Relationship Reveal, Humour, Fluff, Angst, Ottawa Centaurs