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( ✉️ → all contacts ) 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨  FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨  FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM FIRE ALARM 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨  WOAH  THE TEMPERATURE IN THIS HOUSE IS RISING 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 ITS LOOKING A LITTLE TOO HOT TO HANDLE AROUND HERE 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨🚨 OH ITS SMOKING 🚨 🚨 🚨  🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨  ITS ABOUT TO BURNNNNNN DOWN BABY 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨   🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 SOMEONE CALL THE HUMAN TORCH CUZ IT IS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT  🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 thats right YOU are cordially invited 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨to the STORM PARKER HOUSE WARMING EXTRAVAGANZA  🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 civilian attire welcome !!!! 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 uniforms acceptable !!!! 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨  🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 states of undress encouraged !!!!! 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 supervillain attendees WILL get their asses kicked !!!! 🚨 🚨 🚨  🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨  🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨  🚨 LETS GET SOME HEAAAT INTO THIS HOUSE 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨🚨 🚨  🚨 🚨 🚨  ( ✉️  → all contacts ) PS ITS GONNA BE A SURPRISE SO DONT TELL PETER OR ELSE  ( ✉️  → all contacts ) wait fuck quick question how do u send a message to all ur contacts except one 

“  guess i jinxed myself with all those jokes  ,  because i really didn’t see this coming  .  ”

he huffs softly  ,  looking down from the shelf of books before him  .  “  god  ,  to think that before this the weirdest thing that’d ever happened to me was a man in a trenchcoat and sunglasses trying to murder me at the end of time  .  ”  yo-yo chirps at him from his shoulder  ,  and tim glares at her  .  “  shut up  ,  you’re the reason i’m here in the first place  .  ”

·.· ✶       𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐋 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃  --    even  if  the  marks  of  a  steaming  cappuccino  down  the  front  of  lilac  blouse  might  suggest  otherwise  ,    it’s  with  a  confident  smile    (  perhaps  an  inch  of  annoyance  ,  aimed  at  herself  ,  in  the  taught  pull  of  lips.  )  she  laughs  it  off.  it  was  controlled  ,  manufactured  ,  she  found  no  humour  in  the  situation.     “  no  .   it  was  my  own  fault  really  ,    -  what’s  the  best  way  to  clean  up  something  like  this  again  ? “ 

          @reshieldedstart​​    //    “  I  OVERHEARD  SOMEONE  SAY  ‘  how  am  i  supposed  to  live  laugh  love  in  these  conditions  ?  ’  and  i  gotta  agree  with  them  .