Hey I super love amputee Wally! Got anything else?
Amputee/Prosthetic Leg!Wally is my BABY okay? i love this headcanon so goddamn much. omgggggg
okay so other things.Â
literally never shuts the fuck up about this once the others know (wasn’t hiding it, it just never came up and it never crossed his mind that he should tell anyone else cause wally is Like That)
CONSTANTLY making jokes at his own expense
“walls can you get me the remote?” “no i can’t, i don’t have a leg, get it yourself.”
“wally can you help me with this?” “how dare you ask me to do something like that? can’t you see how much i’m suffering?”
“wally can you reach that for me? i’m too short.” “i’m missing a limb, have some goddamn perspective”Â
“hey has anyone seen this thing? i can’t find it” “well i can’t find my entire leg! how do you think i feel?”
“HOLY SHIT GUYS! my leg! it’s! it’s!” “wally what? what happened?” “it’s gone! holy shit!” “jfc walls, it was never there!” “how incredibly insensitive of you, dicholas.”
everyone he ever has to work with is consistently face palming
occasionally experiences phantom limb sensations. also makes jokes about this.
experiences phantom pains even less often, but when he does, they can be Intense. dick or barry will sit through them with him. one memorable occasion, wally was alone with bruce when it started happening, and bruce sat with wally and did whatever wally needed until it eased. they never talk about this, but wally develops a whole new understanding of bruce that day. it’s strange for all parties involved.
once threw his prosthetic onto dick’s bed to wake him up in the morning yelling “holy shit dick my leg fell off” before dramatically flopping on top of dick as well.
you know that guy who talked about sticking a 2-liter bottle in his pant leg so it looked like his leg was cut off a little lower than it really was to sneak soda into a movie theater? wally’s done that. several times.
seriously never stops joking about this, how did it go unnoticed by the others for so long?
once breaks his prosthetic during a fight with james jesse flavor trickster, and is very embarrassed, but trickster just kinda apologizes for wally being hurt and goes quietly with the police. breaks out a while later and rehashes the whole thing he was doing before so that he and wally can face off on a level field. wally has mixed feelings about all of this.
once a villain half melted wally’s prosthetic (one of the earlier ones bruce developed for him, before it became everything-proof), so wally removed it and threw it at their head while barry continued the fight. no one knows this happened except the jl. the titans do not believe him and no one will back up his story so he has no proof. barry thinks this is hilarious.
(if we put this in the same verse as amputee!steph, she spends a lot of time with wally after she loses her leg, and they become really close and he teaches her a lot about how to be a hero with this particular disability, and how to work around some of the difficulties they face because of it, and dick is constantly being over-dramatic about steph stealing his best friend.)
