#rectangular businessman

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I recently rewatched the whole show (again...), and can't stop telling of how cool it is.

Arrogant, blind, supposedly wealthy, telekinetic, no friends

Voiced by Kurt Soccolich, cast for his natural “smooth arrogance in his voice”

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SIlly jokes aside, I had a lot of fun writing these! I had a lot of fun thinking of these!

Rectangular Businessman

Very wordy, will keep going and going if somebody doesn’t interrupt him. This is true in every forum of conversation, be it giving directions making casual chat or talking about himself

This chattiness carries over in almost every context imaginable, being very complimentary of his lover and long-winded in his sentiments

Honestly his lover is probably the only person he views as somewhat equal to. His lover is probably the only person he’d ever truly, genuinely compliment and the only person he’s friendly too

Common Pet Names include: Dear/My Dear, Beloved/My Beloved, Sweetheart/My Sweet

The Business Man, despite his chattiness, is a very good listener to his lover specifically and only. Like, he remembers literally everything that they say to him. Especially when it comes to things like his lover’s hobbies and interests, and important dates like birthdays and anniversaries

The Business Man loves showing off just generally, but especially to and about his lover. He definitely shows off his lover to literally anybody who has ears. 

He holds himself in very high regard, and thus holds his lover in equal regard and demands respect on their behalf. Like will go out of his way to find a reason to talk about what he feels he excels at, and what he feels his lover excels at.