#realid

Getting all this stuff together for a REALID is fucking stupid. It's just the stuff you made me get over the years to get my current license. I showed you my birth cert and social card both to get my first license, I've proved residency every time I had to move or renew my license. What are we proving here? Nothing. Pointless theater that's just a pain in the ass if you're just a person going about your life. No one can fly planes anymore? congratulations on ruining the airline industry. Fucking pointless. And we both know in 10 years they're gonna make me get all the same paperwork back together, plus my signed blood sample on my citizen loyalty papers, to get a REALERID. Horseshit beaurocratic nonsense.

You could legitimately make a fortune by parking outside of the DMV in a van with an inkjet printer, charging $5/page to people trying to get REALIDs who've been told they need to produce a printout of yet another bill or bank statement for the clerk to glance at and then shred.

Olivia Rodrigo after May 7th 2025: I got my RealID last week just like we always talked about you were so excited for me to finally fly out to your house