Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"I honestly don’t get the 'curvy' body type for MCs. To me, a truly curvy woman is someone like Kenedi from Code Blue. I highly doubt the fandom would actually want to play as an MC with a realistic curvy body like hers, but it would be a dream come true if it actually happened.🤩🤩🤩"
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
nothing will convince me that all of the people haranguing yim about flint's biological sex aren't really just sitting there like "yeah yeah whatever they're "nonbinary" but they're ACTUALLY a man, right? they've got a dick, RIGHT?!"
🙄
And here’s a list of RC male characters that wouldn't be safe in a room with me(because I’d beat their ass. Results day is next week and I need to relieve my tension QUICKLY)
⚠️And again, if your faves are in here, my bad. This is SATIRE(somewhat). We’ve all had beef with a few characters in our lifetime. But the beef I have with THESE characters transcends the overall cortisol levels of 50 men being hunted by 100 gorillas⚠️
⚠️HEED!!! BOOK SPOILERS FROM THE LATEST UPDATE AND OTHERS IN GENERAL!!! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!⚠️
Without further ado, let’s begin!
1. Ashriel- Averris: The Riftborn
Niggas be having mental issues and start making it everyone’s problem 💀. Don’t worry Ashi fans/romancers, these hands will fix his fucked up neurotransmitters when I'm done with him.
“If I’m fucked up, then the woman I’m blackmailing, betraying over and over, forcing to cooperate with me, putting in situations that activate her anomaly that almost killed me AND I’m wildly infatuated with should be fucked up along with me too”. Does that make sense to any of you?
Liren and him both grew up in the Lower City and yet the difference in how that trauma manifested in their adult lives is STARK. He’s so bothered that she’s not as fucked up as him and that she actually embraces her humanity even as she has reservations.
I haven’t yet read the update(no spoilers thangya), but I promise you, Ashriel, if you hurt good sis again, almost getting raw-dogged by Liren’s anomaly would look like a blessing. Watch yourself
2. Eragon- Heaven’s Secret Universe
I’ve talked about this man so many times, y'all would think I want to fuck him.
I do, but that's not the POINT 🤨
I can’t not shut up about him because he moved crazy in HS2 and STILL does in HS3(bro heard Donnie got kidnapped and said “He’ll be aight” 💀).
Whoever made the decision to make him the head of the Order despite how much Vicky suffered in HS2(her powers from HS1 were stripped by Plague, she was starved and left in a cell for three fucking months, she seduced and killed a Horseman AND contributed greatly to defeating the Mother of Life. I could go on, but I'm getting madder the longer I type this 💀), you will feel it in your ass all the way up to Non-existence. A world of immortals is also patriarchal???? The radical feminist in me is screaming. We truly cannot escape even in a fictional universe
I need that fade BAD with this man. And his ugly triclops bird too, fuck it. I haven’t had chicken in a minute and his birdie looks real appetising.
3. Abraham- Shakespeare’s Code
“Be good nigga for massa” Oh, I’m sure.
The whip says it all.
You guys can’t convince me this man wouldn't be active during the slave trade. LOOK HOW HE TREATS RO. The way he switched up when he found out Ro was a witch was SCARY. All his feelings VANISHED. Not only that, I promise you, the way he calls her a witch has the same intonation as a white person saying nigga. Idc idc 💀.
I’ll beat his ass for three reasons. Number one, reparations. Number two, for Ro because I don't play about her. And Number three, because I want to whip niggas too. Bonus reason, to whip him with his own weapon since he was so comfortable doing it to Ro 🌚
4. Shepha- Heaven’s Secret Universe
I wanted to jump in so bad when Malbonte and Vicky were tag-teaming this nigga, bro. All I could do was scream at my phone like a madwoman. I wasn't even satisfied when Plague offed him(because of my choices). I wish everything that is bad on Shepha.
Don’t get me wrong, ‘Malum gets lashings from me too, and the Mother of Life does as well. But Shepha was the most active deity in the HSU even as he’s also simultaneously the most passive. Wtf 💀. It still baffles me how the embodiment of good/light is more evil than his literal evil counterpart. Is this a recession indicator????
And niggas are still praying to him. This is how I feel about people following Abrahamic religions(As a girl that used to be Christian. Unironically, reading Heaven’s Secret contributed to why I left 💀). You’re praying to a nigga to relieve you of suffering he inflicted on your world????? It's mind games bro.
Chile, even as I type this, my head is HOT. The beef I have with Shepha is GENERATIONAL. I will FUCK. HIM. UP.
5. Mikael- Heaven’s Secret Universe
THIS ONE’S FOR FELONIA 👊🏾💥💥💥 AND THIS ONE’S BECAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾💥💥💥 AND THIS ONE’S BECAUSE YOU CAN’T KEEP SHEPHA’S TIP OUT YO MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH 💥👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾
I know I say that I don’t play about the Astreans(minus Malek. He can die. He’s not even an Astrean to me), and yes that includes Mikael(reluctantly 🙄), but this man bro. We’re frenemies. It's a constant bitch slap and make-up hug with him.
I can’t believe a universe exists where I pick Mikael over Raphael during the period I first played ABH and I was ping-ponging between the two of them. She might even be making a post at this moment talking about how she’s going to do the helicopter on his dih oml 💔💔💔💔. If anyone finds it, call that version of me a stupid birdbrain bitch before destroying it forever. Thank you
No shade to any Mikael romancers tho(Or the particular one I follow that makes fanfiction about him. I LOVE reading them). I love y'all to the moon and back because we can bond over loving the Angel duo 🥹. Hit my line up sometime if you’re free too 😛
6. Malek- Heaven’s Secret Universe
This is why niggas ship him with Mikael. Can’t spell Mikael without Malek. Morally grey bitch one and morally grey bitch two with mommy issues. A match made in The Pit 💀💔
Not minding how hard he is to look at, I’m appalled that Elena thought I’d ever cheat on my beautiful angel boyfriend Raphael to go be cracked by Malek behind his back. Every time he came on my screen, I picked the quickest options that would end my conversations with him 💀
You didn't feel your mom’s love as a child. Cool. My condolences. Why is that now EVERYONE’S problem and partly the reason you almost kick-started a full-on apocalypse??? Or am I pulling accusations out my ass???
7. Dmitry- Heaven’s Secret Universe
If I speak ill about Dmitry on Reddit they gon tear my ass over there so I’m bashing him on here. They don’t play about dada .
I started hating this nigga from the moment he knocked Lane unconscious with the butt of his rifle. And since then, his PR kept going down for me. As if him calling Cain a monster when he was helping them moments before, breaking Greg’s arm AND withholding information about his stepsister’s involvement in Project Adam wasn’t enough, how you gon’ shoot your situashionship that was partly infected because him and your other situationship went out without you???? And idgaf if you regret it now. Pavel could have still been alive and Yan wouldn't have had to hate Dmitry if he hadn’t done that shit. Y'all can never make me like this man.
See, I don't play about Lane or Cain or Greg so I was shocked to see everyone sucking this man’s dick front, back and center on Reddit. Did we not read the same book?????
Anyway, yeah. The success of the Dmitry propaganda was scary. Glad I’m not affected by it. Square up fn.
8. Tobias Hendriks- Code Blue
Meddling like he’s part of the Scooby-Doo gang. I didn’t ask for a white saviour 💀
Sure, my mom may have tried to kill herself and she was admitted to your hospital and you were the reason she got better, but that’s still MY BLACK BUSINESS. Mind ya mf own.
He acts like Jules is incapable of doing anything on their own. They’re not a child????? Why’s he making judgments of their mental sanctity on his own and making decisions for them???? They missed working as a resident for Hendrik’s hospital because he thought they couldn't handle it. Are you fucking clairvoyant?? How did you come up with that conclusion??? I don’t want his help at all if he’s going to be so annoying about it.
I promise I'm not a dickhead, because that kind concern/meddling is what I’d imagine Kenedi giving me because she’s my friend. This man is my BOSS and he’s treating me like a charity case. Get your dick out of my coochie, nigga. Do something with yourself ffs.
9. Xander- Advent No 3
He’ll fuck me up SILLY in a fight, but the thought of rearranging his face before he gets his lickback gives me an adrenaline rush and another reason as to why I’ll still fight him regardless. I’m that demented.
You guys don’t know how much I strive to humble this man, bro. Every scene where Raina and Xander are in the same vicinity, I pray for the option to beat his ass.
And no one gives a damn that you have mommy issues. I’ll jump you AND your momma, now what? You’re getting jumped for being an asshole and your mom’s getting jumped because she’s the reason you’re an asshole. #Equality
10. Threxio- Soulless
He makes me question why I'm still physically/sexually attracted to men
Just overly horny and lustful for no reason. And he thinks I’m going to be next on his hit list. I’d rather have Vincent cast a binding spell on my pussy(As long as it’s from Vincyyyyyy 😩)
If I hit him, he’ll probably get turned on. I can’t win bro 💔
I’m not gonna dtm as I’ve already complained about him on a separate post, but yeah. Hate his guts.
11. Set- Song of the Crimson Nile
Don’t name your child Nephthys, holy shit 💀
He talking about Eva being promised to him since birth as compensation for sparing her life because her mom didn't do her homework on the connotations behind names. Who he think he is, Israel???? With his strong ass chin. Bro thinks he’s clavicular. You don’t own my black ass. Fuck outta here 💀
Remy will feel it for making this man a LI despite how dubious Set’s dynamic with Eva is. And Set himself will feel it because of how entitled he feels to Eva. EVERYONE in that book will feel it.
12. Dejan- And the Haze Will Take Us
All mouth, no action. Oh, I’m sure
He always had something to complain about in the book bro. It was so annoying. Any kind of confrontation, and suddenly you posted up like Courage the Cowardly Dog. This you? But I thought you said you whoop niggas. YOU DON’T WHOOP NIGGAS.
I could pretend to swing on him and he’d start pissing himself. Coward.
13. Dragan- And the Haze Will Take Us
Another example of how men make their emotions everyone else’s problem.
Lada’s only sin was being the person you were attracted to, so why are you punishing her for YOUR feelings? And before the Dragan meatriders come at me, that is not what a person in love with someone does 💀. Nobody’s hungry for this bully x victim romance, least of all me.
And it's so sad because he looks like Theo James and if Dragan wasn't a coward and a bitch boy, I would be on that with vigour. Now I have to disfigure his face. Look what you’ve broken bro 💔💔💔. Don’t get me mad.
——————————————————————————
The way most of the people here are apart of the Heaven’s Secret Universe. That book has some evil ass motherfuckers bro 💀.
Again, you can agree or disagree with me, even add some more to the list. Thank you for putting up with my tomfuckery and I hope that I’ve made you giggle at least once.
