#raymax

- finnmash. 5/10. i think it’s very cute and silly but i just personally don’t ship it. i hc mash as aroace and while i definitely COULD see qpr finnmash, i prefer to view them purely platonic

- landot. ♾️/10. do not even get me started on them i will never stop. they do not call me the landot ceo for nothing that is MY ship and i’m deranged about them

- dotmash, lanmash, or lemmash. 2/10 for all. i don’t have anything AGAINST them but i just don’t actually see any of them like at all. if they were sideships in a fic with a main plot i cared about i’d still read it

- dotfinn. 6/10. it’s cute and i absolutely get the appeal of it but i just can’t actually see it that much and don’t ship it

- finnlance. 4/10. honestly i don’t actually see this one around much but i still wanted to put it for the sake of pairings within the main 5. i don’t see this one actually working either though. like i get the concept and all but.. eh?

- lemdot. 4/10. yeah he’s in love with her but she does NOT want him. if i see cute art once in a while i’ll like it but the ship itself i don’t care for in the slightest

- finnpaccio. -100/10. i hate finnpaccio. so much. i tried to like it i really did but i just can’t stand it. i don’t like carpaccio and i don’t like this ship. the amount of landot fics i didn’t read because they included finnpaccio is absurd, but i can’t ignore it. it makes no sense to me and i genuinely cannot POSSIBLY understand why finn would ever date carpaccio, character development or not. no hate to the finnpaccio fans of the world but i personally despise it

- abelabyss. 10/10. peak as fuck. they’re like trying to be canon without actually being canon and it’s great. they’re crazy in love and a little bit toxic around the edges and it’s incredible

- lemonlove. 8/10. i enjoy this ship a lot and i think being in love with a girl would save both of them actually. however they never actually even interacted in canon and any interpretation of their dynamic is purely fanon which is fair and a common fandom thing but it DOES knock off points for the ship itself unfortunately

- raymax. 8/10. and they were roommates. (and like best friends and everything but it was funnier to just say that)

- izwahlberg. 7/10. they had a CRAZY breakup when they were like 20-something but before that they were like such a good couple. and meliadoul was their not awkward third wheel and, most importantly, the most violent one. it was great. unfortunately though CYRIL decided to do god knows what and it was all downhill from there

- ANY minor/adult or significant age gap ships. -10/10. get out. i’m not saying any more except for fuck raymash in particular

- finnava. 10/10. yes i DID sneak this one in and there’s nothing you can do about it. it’s perfect and beautiful and i love them a normal amount

oh its been a minute for you two.

Max : I was busy..