#ratwrites

I was first gonna try and do an AU with Cater, like as a camboy or soemthing, but then I just went with a longer section :( I think I'm keeping the camboy idea in the back of my mind! Cw: Smut :O

Cater

Cay Cay Darling loves to be a part of the crowd. If you want him, you have to find him first, and that’s as easy as looking at his posts. All that needs to be done is to follow the scent of the latest trends and you’ll find yourself in the back of a snazzy new restaurant, dim lighting cloaking the two of you from the hustle and bustle outside.

Now he wouldn’t expect you to show up here, or to get on your knees right before him. He knows what you’re asking, he doesn’t have to even question it, because this exact scenario permeates his thoughts every day.

He has to refrain from taking a photo (or several), but he knows no picture could ever truly encapsulate every detail he can see. From that sinful twinkle in your eyes, to the lilt in your voice as you ask him to keep his voice down, how is he expected to do the impossible? The squeeze of your hands on his thigh, the muffled press of your lips on his pants, it coaxes all the tiny whines from his throat. He can only do his best to sear the sight of you undoing the button of his jeans to help alleviate the tightness in his crotch. 

He loves loves LOVES when your sweet doe eyes are on him when you guys fuck, watch him crumble when your mouth wraps around him, it’s not the same if you aren’t focusing on him. He demands your full attention with the way his tongue traverses his bottom lip, looking oh-so delicious when he keens into your mouth. 

His dominant hand keeps your head steady as his hips jerk into the plushness of the back of your throat, having to cover his mouth to keep himself from cussing and compromising your positions. It wouldn’t make much of a difference. He can hear the way you gag on his thick cock, slurping up each inch with practiced ease as your nose buries into his pelvis. 

As Cater nears his climax his dick pulses in your mouth with sporadic jumps, nerves jolting him with the building pressure. It doesn’t help that you don’t dare to slow down, milking him with your tight little mouth even after he’s already cum. He has to stop you before oversensitivity hits, or else he won’t be able to walk out of this place. Unfortunately, he still needs his legs for now so you two can hurry home and he can return your favor four times over. 

Riddle

As Mr. Straightlaced himself, he is the most against a sloppy toppy and also the one who also needs it the most. After another tedious day of abiding by the rules and hitting the books, you’re most likely to find him sprawled out on the bed, so very inviting to the way you kiss at his stomach and drag your fingers under his garments. 

He’ll realize it soon enough, but it’s far too late for him to try and deny your advances, not when your lips press against the underside of his half hard cock. Even when he tries to push your face away, his hand slips behind your head to pull you closer.

His most sensitive spot has to be the pretty pink head, he could cum with just you circling his flushed tip with the tip of your tongue! No matter how many times you do this, he can’t adjust to the warmth of your mouth. Poor boy overstimulates himself every time.

Riddle won’t admit it, but he likes cumming all over himself. With his own jizz decorating his tummy, he likes the look you have when you kiss him clean and coo about how cute he is. He’s a bit too sensitive to do it all again, but you have complete control over him if you want the same treatment.

Trey

You have to trust me when I say he’s the MOST dominant of the Heartslabyul boys. He’ll know what’s on your mind even before you do. He’ll see the way your eyes wander lower and lower, how your eyes gloss over and the little shiver in your breath. You don’t even need to ask before he’s excusing the both of you and leading the way to his bedroom. 

He doesn’t mind when you take the lead. After all, you have to work for what you want, don’t you? He’ll watch you pull his trousers down with the sweetest smile, a pure contrast to the lust in his gaze. He’ll whisper things, small praises and sugary words as you swallow him inch by inch.

Trey’s personal favorite move is to grip a handful of your hair and rut into your throat. Don’t worry about your gag reflex, he’ll train it out of you with plenty of patience till you can sit with his dick comfortably in your mouth. 

Trey likes to edge himself. He’ll ask you to slow down when he’s about to cum, fighting every urge to spill down your throat. He doesn’t actually like to cum in your mouth, mostly because he’s tasted it before and boy it isn’t the most pleasant. He can use his magic to make it better, but he just prefers pumping it in a different hole. Speaking of, mind spreading your legs, Love?

Ace

This fuckin brat istg, ever since you offered it once, it’s all he thinks about. He’s the epitome of a teenage boy, pestering you and teasing you just for a chance of getting that gluck gluck 2000. The only time you’ll catch him off guard is after basketball practice in an empty locker room.

He’ll try to push you off, but no one can deny that he’s hard as a rock at a thought. He isn’t even really trying to say no! By the time his shorts puddle around his feet, he’s already putty in your hands, thrusting up into your grip.

Call it a joke but he likes having his balls played with. Roll them in your fingers, circle it with your index and thumb as you suck him off and you’ll have him a mess in no time. Give them a gentle tug and watch him keen, it's really fun.

Because Ace asks for it often, they are usually quickies, but don’t worry, he’s not so much of an asshole to leave you high and dry if you really want more. Probably best to clean up and get somewhere a little more private though. He’s really not the best at shutting up.

Deuce

Deuce is a gentleman, even if his attention is on your lips 25/8 he will not bring up The Segs unless you say it first. Doesn’t matter how long you've been dating or how many times you’ve done it, he keeps his thoughts Written On His Forehead oh my god he’s so obvious please offer first. Watch him light up and his tent rise.

As long as you guys are somewhere private enough, he’s more than happy to indulge himself, falling deeper from each kiss to his length and the silky walls of your mouth. Just keep holding his hand and he’ll gladly follow you into the second circle of hell.

Sweetie Pie likes kisses - scratch that, he LOVES them. He likes them all over him, on his thighs and his shaft or right between his balls and his cock. He would love to spend all day just being lavished in more kisses than he can count, but maybe after…?

my @officialtolkiensecretsanta for @i-did-not-mean-to

If there was one truth in the universe, it was that Thorin Oakenshield loved Bilbo Baggins. This fact was irrefutable; there was no denying it. Thorin had declared it after his near-death experience, then again in the Shire once he’d healed, he’d declared it in front of half his kingdom when he asked Bilbo to marry him, and all of his kingdom when they’d gotten married.

Which was why it utterly confounded him when people of all kinds kept trying to seduce him. The continued barrage of marriage proposals, sultry gazes and thinly veiled innuendo drove him absolutely mad. He was a dwarf, he would only love once, and his heart had chosen Bilbo.

Pairing: Alex Danvers (OC) x Logan Barnes-Stark (OC)

Summary: The pair figures out their case. An unseen event occurs.

Warnings: cursing, fight that ends very very badly, few mentions of blood

Word Count: 1030

MY FIRST ASK OMG THANK YOU RANDOM CITIZEN

Lmao I haven't played part 6 yet I am a disgusting lowly eng player but I can do them getting headpats

Victim #1 - Riddle

He's disgusted at himself and his actions. Who wouldn't be after reacting in such an uncouth matter? His dorm members still keep their distance, eggshells more like glass shards as they tiptoe around him.

Yuu finds them after a throwaway comment from Adeuce about their dorm leader looking even wearier than usual

He's holed up in one of the study rooms, the floor is adorned with books and sticky notes, study materials repeated over and over, it's less of studying than a distraction, not that it's working.

He doesn't notice Yuu is there until he feels the gentle weight of a hand on his head, and the warmth it gives. Something tells him it's Yuu, and something else tells him that it's okay.

He cries there, without a single word exchanged between the two.

When times are hard, or when Adeuce is being especially awful to handle, he'll come over just for some quiet time, to get his head pat

Victim #2 - Leona

Leona is someone who hates being indebted to anyone, and he now owes his life to a bunch of meddling kids, and Yuu, some magicless nobody. It's embarrassing, not just for him but also his actions. Like a child who threw a tantrum.

I wanna say that Ruggie sent Yuu to talk to him. not for any reason in particular, other than the fact that Yuu is really helpful to others.

He's at the spelldrive practice, lazing off per usual, but this time while glaring at everyone. He shouldn't be mad at them, but it's sort of an automatic response.

He notices Yuu, but didn't expect them to approach, less to reach over and. pat. him. it's humiliating, especially in front of the crowd, but the sheer balls of their actions is the only thing keeping Yuu from disintegrating into a pile of sand.

"What in the land of the great seven do you think you are doing, herbivore."

"sharing good vibes."

If Yuu runs their fingers through his hair, he'll melt. if anyone asks, he hates it. if no one is there, he might mimic the action, and then curse himself when he realizes it.

Victim #3 - Azul

It's easy for Azul to hide behind the guise of work, to distract himself with ideas of promotions and menu additions and money-making schemes of the legal sort, but the usual chaotic grin wouldn't show when he was huddled over his desk.

Yuu doesn't have the money to get one of his little consultations, but that's okay, because the twins have decided they didn't want to deal with his BULLSHIT cruel increase in hours

Even buried in work, everything is organized and tidy, so much so that it doesn't look any different from the last few times Yuu snuck in, which is insane. If the twins hadn't noticed anything, they doubt anyone would have.

He's on edge, tearing his sight from the paper scribbles and readjusting his glasses.

He isn't given the chance to speak before Yuu stomps over and places a hand on their head. "You deserve a break, don't you?"

The Prefect is magicless, he knows this, but it feels like they put a sleeping spell on him, a heavy weight like that of a warm duvet blanketing over him.

It's the first he's relaxed, but he's too exhausted to say his thanks, resting his head on the desk as Yuu pets him.

Victim #4 - Jamil

Jamil is perpetually stressed. He has to worry about Kamil's food, Kalim's daily safety, Kalim's chores, Kalim's grades, Kalim Kalim Kalim, it's no wonder he's overblotted, but just because he has doesn't mean he'll be given any sort of break.

It's a bunch of Scarabia students who beg Yuu for help, since they were one of the handful of people who's actually faced off against his overblot, and who isn't terrifying to talk to.

Without any other attendants to help with Kalim or the dorm duties, Jamil would be found carrying stacks upon stacks of items to and fro down the halls

Yuu practically shouts his name, and a whole chill raced up his spine from Kalim trauma, but relief hit hard when he realized it was just the Prefect. He doesn't know why they are so worked up about him doing his job.

Yuu would offer a hand, and before he can refuse, it settles on top of his hood, pressing down just the slightest. When he looks back on it, he should have remarked that they would mess up his hair, but he was too stunned to even speak.

They would take some of the stuff in his arms, and spend the rest of the day just helping do small chores, and in return, get a lovely meal and a genuine thank you from Jamil.

He won't ever mention the headpat again, but if by some lucky miracle he gets some time off, he'll seek the companionship of the Prefect.

Victim #5 - Vil

Vil is hard to find stressed, because he knows that stress messes with his sleep and that messes with his skin and he can't risk that, so he has spa days - that always get interrupted, yoga and meditation - that are ruined when Rook enters and spews verse after verse about such a lovely day being spent outside, well fine, he still has his cheat days to fall back on, except Epel ate all the berries.

He has no choice but to escape, and whats the one place he knows for sure he won't be bothered? Ramshackle, as long as he brings some tuna to bribe Grim away.

Yuu is the one to open the door, surprised but not bothered by his presence, and he asks if they would let him stay for just a few hours to just... hide.

He ends up falling asleep on the couch, which is one of the worst things he could have done, but when he wakes, he finds a pillow under his head and Yuu patting his hair gently.

While it wasn't part of the plan, it's certainly got a calming effect. Probably not as useful as a nice soak, but certainly something to keep in mind the next time he needs a quick pick-me-up

Idia - head pat headcannons

Obviously Yuu is the one to initiate, probably because the bitch called them 'the real life equivalent of a discord kitten' and he got so scared that to stave off their wrath he had to meow for them Kawaii Anime Girl Style

He got headpats for being a good kitten and went [Windows XP Error Sound Effect]

Do not mention or his head will turn pink and He Will Never Speak Again

Ortho will spill the beans and say that his Nii-san has developed an odd fascination with the action Ortho PLEASE DONT SPEAK YOUR BROTHER COMMANDS IT

Malleus - head pat headcannons

So idk I've never met a dude with horns on his head, and I would think that the horns kinda be like tusks on an elephant, or like, a tooth. Not a lot of feeling, but they still got nerves

But they are still the symbol of his might and power, so it's gonna be hard to get him to let anyone get near them. I feel like it would almost be seen as an insult if he were to lower his head and expose his horns.

Yuu asked very politely with no ill intentions, and he knows that, so it's probably why he does let the Little Child of man inspect the horns.

What he doesn't expect is for them to place a hand right between, and just. pet him. He would chuckle, but he wouldn't complain.

This Child of Man always manages to surprise him somehow.

These are so fun to write lol

It’s exhausting. 

Surely, if Yuu had magic, they would have overblotted themselves. It’s cruel to say they wish they could, that all their pain could be condensed into a single little rock and thrown into the ocean or the gaping maw of their cat, and all their troubles and worries would disappear. But they were the magicless prefect, and the Perfect Scapegoat. Because without that physical manifestation of anger and pain and suffering, they would never be heard. Because without consequences, actions wouldn’t matter. 

Like ink, these angers stain them. Like tar, they are dragged further by sticky, viscous threats. Like a black hole itself, they cannot escape, stretched impossibly thin where even their screams come out as a warbled, compliant, yes. 

S/O Yuu that's big and nearly as muscular as an Oni (or ogre)? They have the physique but not the horns or inhuman coloured skin but they do have pointy teeth (just similar to tweels since they're not really a Predator) and maybe biting headcanons 👁️👁️ decorate da Bois is nibbles

Not sure if I want something that's culturally specific especially since idk much about onis hence the difference

Idk a lot about Oni or Ogres, but I wrote it more about the bites than physique. cw: perhaps a little spicy if you squint at some

Riddle

First off, Riddle just straight up doesn't understand it. The entire concept is completely unfathomable. Why would you WANT to bite a person??? Are YOU a person??? Are you actually a man-eating giant???

He won't allow you to bite him in public, especially in front of any members of the dorm, ESPECIALLY not Ace. Literally how is he gonna stop you anyway.

Is honestly a little scared every single time cause of how sharp those teeth are, but he'll get used to it with repeated exposure and plenty of affirmations

Leona

He wouldn't mind. But no matter how big you are, it will just make you look like a lion cub to him whenever you attack him with nibbles. Very cute, won’t take you seriously when you do it.

He'll goad you about how weak your bite is. Do it harder. He'll bite back 'to show you how it's done' and you'll both leave that conversation with several marks in increasingly worrying locations.

Does not care who sees. Actually, he prefers it if they see. It's a mark of ownership to him, like a wedding ring except better, because no one can steal a love collar embedded into his very skin. 

Azul

Will Not Care. The Tweels were both big biters at a young age, so he’s used to the feeling of sharp teeth enclosing over his arms or tentacles, but in more visible areas like the collarbone or neck, he does get flustered.

He probably won’t let you do it in public, because like Riddle, he has a reputation to keep. But it doesn’t matter anyway, because the Twins already know. 

Azul is not the most pain-resistant, so please be gentle with him. Mammalian flesh is not as resilient as his other body, and he doesn’t want to clean out a bite wound. 

Jade

Oh you know he’s into it. Moray eels and open mouths? That’s already something that grabs his attention. And all for him? You spoil this humble eel, truly.  Don’t do it too much though, you little vixen.

In public he’ll scold you for such an action. I can’t see him as into receiving a lot of PDA, but maybe smaller things. You’ll definitely get punished for breaking that little rule.

He won’t say anything when a bite mark is showing, however. There’s been one right at the nape of his neck that peeks out the slightest bit in his dorm uniform, and no one can comment on it.

Floyd

He’s an avid shoulder biter, and is so happy to know you are also a flesh chomper. The only problem is just how much he likes it. This will become how he greets you, and how he expects to be greeted back.

He will do it in public, and then he will show off everything. Ace and Jamil are so tired of you guys because he’ll just strip and show off all the bites. Everywhere. It’s mortifying. 

Only problem with both of your heights is that people can’t see the bites on his shoulders and all that, so he actually prefers them on the wrists and hands, and anywhere else that people can clearly see them. 

Kalim

He’s confused, but he’s got the spirit! He finds it a little scary, since your teeth are very sharp and could probably take a chunk out of him, but be gentle and he’ll find that it tickles!

I don’t find him caring if it's in public or not because it is something given to him by his beloved! He’ll take every single little nip with lots of love and please don’t mind his giggles, he’s not laughing at you!

There’s not really any way to throw money at that type of behavior, and he has the common sense to not buy a chew toy or something, so instead, he’ll be sure to show off every bite in return for them! He’ll wear them all with love!

Jamil

Why. First time you do it he’ll probably be so bewildered like why would you bite him that's kinda unsanitary, and he’s mean about it too. He’ll tease you about it, but don’t you dare stop. 

Good luck trying to bite him in public. He’s too busy running back and forth, doing his job and some. Unfortunately, he takes his job too seriously, he’ll hide the bites to the best of his abilities and no one will know but him. 

He probably gives you a lot of food or fruits after you bite him, assuming you’re hungry or that you are just bored. If you really need something in your mouth, he’ll give you what you want.

Vil

Literally you cannot. 

Don’t even try.

He loves you but he’ll beat your ass no regrets.

Idia

WOAH THERE. Like, he’s okay with the sharp teeth, he has them too, but the nibbles? From a gigantic, muscled normie? The Gap Moe is brutal, does he deserve this?

How can it be public if he doesn’t go out in public? So that one problem solved, it’s just that he doesn’t want Ortho to see and get any ideas or ask any questions. 

Calls you his Big Chain Chomp over discord lmao, So you know he doesn’t mind it,  but he wouldn’t call you that to your very beautiful face, even if it’s latched onto his own arm.

Malleus

You? Biting a prince? The notion is inconceivable. He tries to ask about what it could mean to everybody but you, and gets pretty much nothing. Silver is concerned, Sebek takes it as a threat on his life, and Lilia hasn’t laughed that hard in years.

He’s left to fend for himself, and he still can’t comprehend the reasoning, but it seems to grant you some sort of satisfaction. Is this the Child Of Man’s conception of wooing? Well, two can play at that game.

I’m doing 188cm+ (6′2 and up) characters cause I love pushing my short-person insecurity on others

cw: This is just stupid person words

Floyd (191 cm)

“Hello my little scrunkle baby. My tiny scrimble schonchie squeaksirs. Widdle skringle scrumblo scumbie.” (say this five times fast)

He totally finds it hilarious, but also doesn’t understand half of what you are saying.  

Probably would be a bit annoyed but combats it by lifting you up higher than him (also easy access for squishies and squeezies)

If you keep up with it, he’s gonna make sure he’s babied about it. Everyone finds him scary besides, like, Jade, so he’s gonna milk the attention for all it’s worth.

Embraces it at one point and always bends down so he can get more attention. You can take offense or don't, but he doesn’t mean any harm.

Jade (190 cm)

“You need to eat a lot, you’re a growing boy.”

I seriously often forget that this man is only 17 and not ??? cause honest to god I’ve never met a teenager who acts like That

Is amused, and teasing. Not exactly “if I’m short you are minuscule” but like, He’s gonna make you repeat it multiple times. Then he’s also gonna milk that shit.

Climb up on a chair to pat him on the head. He’ll make you work for it, but he does like it. 

Uses it as an excuse to ask for help, he is so small and tiny, please won’t you lend a hand? It’s so weird if you don’t know the context and best to forget what you just heard if you value your life.

Jack (192 cm)

“Is my little baby having a good day?”

Takes offense #1

Is kinda butthurt about it but like bro why

Asks Epel if he’s short and almost needed a rabies shot

Won’t retort but will kinda show off his height like ‘You Need That Thing On That shelf? I Gotchu’ like bby boo you aren’t actually short you should know this

Malleus (202 cm gah damn)

“Don’t worry, you’ll grow tall in no time”

Is startled, but definitely amused cause he’s towering above everything in sight, but compared to his dragon form, he is shorter?

Treats you like a child, he’s the one doing the patronizing headpats, just kinda nodding along like a parent would to their lil brainless child

If you keep it up he might use a lil magic to lift you to his height, just to see what it would be like. He likes it.

Won’t put you down until he actually has to go, but is that a bad thing? 

Sebek (188 cm bruh what I really didn’t expect that)

“Shorty, chill.”

Takes offense #2 but he’s offended by everything that isn’t his stan

hOLY SHIT HE’S SO LOUD HE YELLS SO LOUD OMG SHUT UP BRO

Definitely retorts and threatens to smush you under his shoe cause you are tiny and small and nonexistent and you’ll die in like seven years and like he is tall big (half) fae alpha