top 5 most characters of all time in rote:
5. mage grey. hot take but that was fucking hilarious. 'yeah this is uh. a wizard. no he's normal I swear ignore the tortured look to him, that's just how Jamaillians look'
4. lant -- existed solely to fuck his sister, bully a 9 y/o, and make his father disappointed. name is either short for 'bastard son of a random rich guy' or Lantern. funny if ineffectual
3. august -- first mentioned when regal is trying to kill a six year old. does nothing of note, encourages suicide, goes crazy and fucks off to withywoods to die
2. jek -- was hot, was horny, got her hand cut off and immediately became a spy. wannabe lesbian would be 1000% more character with a strap
1. fitzchivalry farseer himself. battle-hardened assassin who sucks ass at his job. canon mpreg but also the embodiment of no homo. totally fine with transgenderism, just wishes his boyfriend was less annoying as his girlfriend. best sex of his life was magic 5-way sex with a wolf. second best was his bf touching his wrist and he hid under a table after. plan A is always fuck it we ball and plan B is always suicide. 10/10 no notes most character of all time
HM to civil, thx to everyone who pointed out that I forgot him. homophobic just to be a hater even though he has the Queer Magic, gets in a fistfight with a grown ass man bc the guy seems a lil gay for his bodyguard, finds out that weird guy Tom is basically a religious figure and immediately decides to rethink his political views. everything he does is for the bit and you're all correct that's incredibly character
