Gamemerz69

Ai overview is so dumb, they literally think "oh yeah, let's take a mute, gentle, sweet, loving, and shy guy who was born to the poorest family in the world, lost his biological sweet parents due to a fire caused by gas leak by austrian and french soldiers who want to ethnic cleanse medic's relatives and family members so there won't be a sign of the indigenous bavarics and kikonians, got brutally abused by an entire school, lost his adoptive parents in ww2 due to the nazis, he broke both of his legs and his left arm while his biological aunt took care of him with her 4 friends for 3.5 years, she and her friends were murdered in front of medic while the Soviets kidnap him and throw him in the moscow gulag, he reunited his childhood friend who he later married, he was rescued by him, he got married at their house in siberia, they adopted 20 orphaned children from the gulag, medic lost 5 of them to diseases from the drugs the Soviets gave them, he ran away from homophobia, he was scammed by the Austrian government so he will be a slave, he was forced to hide his true identity by putting makeup, cutting his hair, putting newspaper in heavy's old boots so he'll be appearing taller despite him being 5'4 (162 cm), he was kidnapped in front of his husband, he was enslaved by the rottenburg hospital in austria, he was abused by a nazi soldier who punched him so hard that he got a memory loss from it, he became homeless because the hospital blamed and kicked him and not the nazi soldier that they supported, he adopted over 1000 newborn baby doves from a burning dove orphanage and one of them was rescued from an abusive wedding, he lived through 5 years of insanity due to memory loss, fear, anxiety, emotional abuse, and ptsd, his only way to communicate with people (the voice synthesizer that Engineer built him) was destroyed with bugs, glitches, and censorship because of the austrian government, he was killed by a nazi soldier who abused him and killed his dove which made him cry (thankfully, he revived him), he was dragged from heaven while he was hugging his dead family members, children, and even his ancestors with tears in his eyes, he was forced to sell his soul to Satan while being incredibly dizzy, legally blind, and having no idea what he typed, he bumped his head while flying on a plane, and he cried because the death of the administrator and gray mann made him cry because it reminded him of his sad backstory, and mistake him with a psychopath like Jeff the killer! Yeah, that's a good idea"...

Like wtf???

Ai overview after mistaking an originally caring, quiet, sweet, motherly, mute, loving, peaceful, romantic, introverted, shy, short, feminine, tomgirl, and even gay guy who's broken, abused, tragic hero who was abused his entire life, and he was a victim of xenophobia, homophobia, abuse, emotional abuse, bullying, abelism, fire, starvation, body shaming, genocide, harassment, ethnic genocide, manipulation, family death, identity loss, murder, false accusation, colorism, ethnic cleansing, slavery, racism, attacks, cultral erasure, discrimination, forced disguising, kidnapping, cultural appropriation, anti peace, ww2, gulag, and even memory loss and thinks that he's the worst person ever (which is tfc classic heavy by the way)

The austrians, french, and other neighboring European nations are bombing the indigenous germanics, bavarics, and kikonians of germany for over 3000 years.

They hide it, lie about germany, culturally Appropriate them, and a lot of disgusting stuff that is too graphic...

Please, stop the genocide of the indigenous people of germany!!!

Here's tf2 medic and Moipa, the indigenous germanic goddess who's the inspiration for Ariel, the Starbucks mascot, and even aphrodite!!! They wear their traditional outfits!!!

Here's tf2 medic and moipa burning the colonized Austrian style flags of their destroyed nations.

Boycott world cup, now!!!

How do I know, I actually look these up. Also, I'm actually part german, unlike those "german" people who are actually slavic, celtic, and nordic colonizers.

Also, moipa isn't a siren, she's actually a moolia, an indigenous germanic two tailed mermaid, known for their healing powers, and peacemaking nature. Which means the starbucks mascot isn't a siren, she's a moolia mermaid. Sirens have wrinkly skin, fangs, and ugly features.

Stop erasing our cultures!!!

Also, the other "germanic" mythology is actually austrian mythology that's inspired by slavic, celtic, and nordic mythologies, not actual germanic mythology. Just saying...

Also, here's a comic that explains the hypocrisy... the original isn't mine. All credits belong to the original artist.

Medic was born mute with hyperacusis, gynecomastia, rosy cheeks, and black natural hair with white stripes due to his father's white hair. He was born in 1922 to the poorest family in the world, and since he was 5, he literally survived a anti pale skinned colorist and xenophobic genocide against the indigenous poipoi bavarians tribe (which in real life are an extinct ethnic group) of the southern german alps of allgau along with the ethnic cleansing of the pakona kikonian tribe of the black forest (again, they were a real yet extinct ethnic group), him and his aunt were the only poipoi bavarians left in the whole world, and they ran away from the xenophobic anti indigenous bavarian austrian and french soldiers who were literally the ones responsible for the gas leak that killed his poor biological parents, and went on a train to his aunt's orphanage in Stuttgart neighborhood in Switzerland...

Medic cried while hugging his aunt, until suddenly, a slovak-swiss couple decided to adopt medic and give him a new home and their baby daughter an older brother, thankfully they lived close to the orphanage! So his aunt gave him a hug, made sure that they're good people, and she said goodbye to her nephew and she took care of the remaining statues, dolls, and family drawings that she made of his biological parents...

When medic was 6, he was bullied at school, and he was even abused by the students, teachers, and even the principal because he's a mute, incredibly short and pale indigenous poipoi bavarian-kikonian child who has a feminine look despite being a male... thankfully, a Russian exchange student from khabarovsk krai, siberia came to those bullies and beated them, poor medic was crying in the shower with bruises on his body... thankfully, that siberian boy helped him, and thankfully he was medic's only friend and even future husband... the school found out about it, and they immediately kicked them out of the school...

Medic ran home crying, and he hugged his adoptive parents, his adoptive sister, and even his only friend who came with him to make sure that he's ok, and he didn't get hurt... the Russian boy told them everything, and they were horrified, so horrified that they immediately dropped them out of school, and the Russian boy was medic's neighbor from 1928 to 1938, 10 years until medic's adoptive mother drew a cute angel drawing of medic, because that Russian boy wanted to do a tattoo so medic will recognize him when they get older!!!

Suddenly a tragedy happened a year later, the nazis came to medic's house, and killed his adoptive parents... thankfully, his adoptive sister survived... thankfully, he ran to his aunt and broke both of his legs and his left arm!! Thankfully, his aunt took care of him with her 4 best friends that she meet... they took care of him for 3.5 years, until the Soviets killed them, medic hugged his dead aunt with tears in his eyes before he was kidnapped by the Soviets while he held a bag of most of his ancestor's and his family members belongings. He was sent to the gulag, and he Suddenly came across an injured big siberian guy who looked familiar, and turns out, that big Russian guy was his childhood friend, and he hugged him, he thought he lost him. His russian childhood friend told him about what happened to his father, and he told him that him and his family are there for 10 hours. Medic healed that russian guy, and that healing cream made him stronger, so strong that he rescued an entire gulag, killed the Soviets, and bombed that gulag!!! Medic hugged his future husband, and they adopted over 20 children after the rest returned to their families. Medic and the russian family went to a week long train from the Moscow gulag, to ayan, khabarovsk krai, siberia. And on the same day, medic and that Russian guy were married. Turns out, that Russian guy is non other than heavy weapons guy himself, his childhood friend who saved his life twice... medic and heavy lived together for 25 years, medic adopted 20 children, he sadly lost 5 of them due to the drugs the Soviets gave them, thankfully the remaining 15 children were ok, they grew up and got married with other people. (2 of Medic and heavy's adopted children were olivia mann's biological parents, a Ukrainian mom, and a Belarusian dad, they moved to America, ssdly they got murdered by robots in the mvm events in 1969) it was all fun, until medic was scammed by a fake hospital in rothenburg, austria. So he disguised himself, wore makeup, cut his hair, and made himself taller with newspaper in heavy's old boot. Medic was excited, until he was kidnapped by the Austrian government because they wanted to exploit him for money... heavy went on a journey to save his husband.

Medic was exploited, abused, and beaten by the Austrian hospital! (They also poured alcohol on his head, which burned his face because he's allergic to alcohol, which is part of his indigenous poipoi bavarian and kikonian mixed heritage and genes. Also the germanics are also allergic to alcohol!!! Thankfully, heavy gave him an allergy cream so his face won't burn, medic's ok!) And to make things worse, a nazi soldier showed up and beaten him so hard, that he lost his mind, his memory, and his personality... medic immediately killed that nazi soldier with tears in his eyes... the hospital were nazi supporters, so they kicked him out of the hospital, and medic was broken, dizzy, emotionally unstable, and homeless. Medic has the right to kill that nazi soldier. Heavy immediately took him home. Before he took him home, medic found an injured baby dove in a wedding, thankfully he adopted him. Along with that, he adopted over 1000 doves as well. When they arrived home in russia, heavy found him a new job. Heavy looked everywhere, until he came across a cool hat factory in teufort, New Mexico called "Mann.co" they pay a lot of money, give you free hats, and allow you to kill clones leagally. and heavy immediately called the mann co number, asked them about a job, and they agreed!!!

A few days later, they went to teufort, and they met a lot of friends!!! Heavy told engineer that medic is mute, and he needed a way to communicate with him. So engineer built him a voice synthesizer that medic can type in his native language, it translates to English, and then medic just lip sync to it. The Austrian government then found out about it, and they hacked it. No wonder it changed to Austrian accent, gory stuff, lies, and nonsense that medic didn't even do... thankfully, engineer found out about in in 1972, when he destroyed it... because medic loves being mute!!!

Along with that, Medic was forced to perform surgeries on his husband (despite him having a very blurry vision), he was forced to kill people, he was forced to put donated animal organs in people so they can stay alive, he was forced to do scientist stuff despite him hating science with a passion, he was abused by a former nazi soldier (Classic heavy, who happens to be one of the nazi soldiers who killed medic's adoptive parents, a year after the events of tfc in around 1939-1940), he was killed by him, he was sent to heaven and hugged his dead family members, he was grabbed from heaven and he was forced to sell his precious soul to pyro's dad, and he impregnated that nazi soldier who killed his adoptive family (classic heavy).

After the war ended, medic bumped his head in the airplane while the entire team crashed. Medic's memory, vision, and personality returned after 5 years old memory loss. Heavy told him about what he did, and medic immediately cried while hugging his husband. He apologized, he had no idea what he was doing, he typed in his voice synthesizer that he's sorry, and thankfully his memory returned... heavy gave him an ice pack, so his headache will go away, thankfully he didn't break anything, which also miraculously happened when he got memory loss. Nothing serious, just a bump on his head. Thankfully heavy calmed him down, gave him kisses, helped him go through his ptsd and anxiety, and now medic is happier than he was when he had the memory loss.

Along with that, medic saw the administrator hug gray mann while they melt, which made medic sad and traumatized to the point that he wanted to save them because of what happened to his biological parents, adoptive parents, his 5 dead children, and his biological aunt and her friends. Heavy took him home, and they decided to live together and open a small bakery in a beautiful house in rural allgau.

7 years later, medic returned his disguise after 7 years of not wearing it, and medic wore it again in spy's happy new year party at his fancy mansion in cannes, france.

Medic couldn't take it anymore, his face was getting sweaty and full of pimples. He held heavy's hand, and he pointed at the bathroom where he wants to remove his makeup. So, him and heavy ran to the bathroom, and he helped him remove his disguise, gave him a shower, and gave him his favorite dress. Medic came out of the bathroom looking incredibly unrecognizable... at first the rest of the tf2 mercenaries mocked him, but then heavy told him medic's story and they felt bad for him, heavy said that the reason medic acted like this for 5 years, is because he thought that everybody was a nazi supporter, he was afraid that people will kill him, medic was just a trauma bonding guy who healed his teammates in a weird way because he didn't want to lose them like how he lost his family, adopted children, and even his husband, and he just wanted to run away from ethnic cleansing, xenophobia, and a lot of creepy, disgusting, and evil stuff which drove him crazy because of how scared and terrified he was. Suddenly, the team hugged him, they apologized, and they felt bad for him, and the team looked at the fireworks, living happily ever after knowing that merasmus made them immortal after medic revived him, his wife, and got rid of his daughter's disability by healing them!! Along with that, medic reunited with his adoptive sister who married a Korean guy in Canada!!!

And heavy and medic lived together with over 1000 doves, 2 robins, 1 baby baboon, and 20 bunnies selling indigenous bavarian, russian, siberian, and kikonian pastries to people for an incredibly cheap price!!!

In conclusion: tf2 medic didn't want to be a mad scientist, instead he's a gentle, feminine, petite, and motherly gay man who just wanted to escape from ethnic cleansing, xenophobia, colorism, homophobia, cultural appropriation, and even slavery, and he just wanted to share his extinct indigenous poipoi bavarian and kikonian cultures with people and marry a gentle giant guy who will take care of him, his 1000 doves, 30 cute little bunnies, and translate what he's trying to tell despite him being completely mute.

Poor meem... he's just a little dove gay mama...

Also: screw classic heavy (tfc heavy or cheavy), he's basically an evil, cruel, and narcissistic douchbag who acts rude and mean to an abuse and trauma victim like medic...

Also, the tragic events i was talking about (ethnic cleansing, genocide, xenophobia, etc...) is actually real, and it is hidden by society because people are obsessed with glorifying france and Austria (aka: the countries that owns the most foreign non-french slaves from asia, europe, Africa, pacific islands, central and Latin America, and even the Caribbean, especially from Germany who experienced the most slavery but people hide it with nonsense that the un, eu, and society made up to lie about germany and their endangered indigenous People!!) That it came to the point where the word "germany" and "german" lost their meaning!!!

And yes, spy's ancestors from France, monaco, occitania, and Corsica enslaved, tortured, and abused medic's ancestors since the middle ages (600s), and spy wants to do the same for medic, but he doesn't want heavy to snap his neck and kill him, so he doesn't do it. (even though he really wants to, seen in "the end of the line", and "meet the spy".)

I made them look more medieval, more fitting to the timeline, more fitting designs, and more timeless and nostalgic!!!

I made Falicia a ogre princess because she wants to be like her mom, despite the fact she also wants to be a famous pop singer.

I made farkle a Rockstar that wants to be a knight to save the town, so he can be like his favorite hero.

And I made fergus a nerdy guy who wants to be a magician, he loves onion pops...(onion flavored lollipops)

It's a more shrek movie accurate design that'll match the original 4 shrek movies from 2001-2010.

Whatcha think, fabulous, isn't it?

If you don't know, the indigenous people of germany were literally ethnic cleansed by the Christians, got enslaved, got acid poured on them, and even executed... especially the kikonians, and bavaric people, which were tf2 medic's ancestors!!!

And the fact that tf2 medic is an indigenous bavarian/kikonian ethnic cleansing survivor just makes these cosmetics 10000 times more disrespectful and even disgusting...

It's like making demoman or scout a slave, you know how disgusting it is??

So please, remove these cosmetics and replace them with indigenous bavarian/kikonian tribal outfits and dresses instead, to fit his character and tragic backstory well...

His ancestors died because of this, be respectful to his extinct indigenous cultures!!

This is not a joke, it's a 100% serious post about cultural appropriation...

Medic hates Christianity, and even other european cultures, he wants his indigenous poipoi bavarian and kikonian cultures to not get extinct by the austrians and french colonizers!!!

He wants his indigenous bavarian kuikui (dove) religion back!!

(Merasmus)

The actual tf2 villain: this fucking bastard who loves nazis and abused an ethnic cleansing survivor... 🖕 fuck thus guy, he's the real villain of the tf2 world!!

(Classic heavy)

In conclusion: merasmus is a misunderstood guy, while classic heavy is literally born evil...

let me explain...

You may wonder "why pyro is burning everything?" "How much fire can he use?" And even "why do people mistake him for being a girl?"

Well, I got you...

Pyro was born on June 6th 666 bc to the devil and his wife, they loved him so much!!! But suddenly, over 2000 years later, in the 1940s, pyro decided that he wanted to go to earth, meet people, be friendly, and show his hobbies to them, He wanted to be a good person. And let's just say, his parents weren't too happy with his decisions... they hates his decisions so bad, it literally came to a point that his parents got divorced. So the devil kicked pyro out of his house and he didn't talk to him for more than 20 years... Pyro felt insecure about his demonic look, so he decided to hide his identity by wearing a fire resistant suit, gloves, and boot along with a gas mask. In 1968, pyro decided that he wants a job, and so he searched everywhere... until he finally found some!!! It's called "Mann co" in teufort, New Mexico!!! He finally got a job, friends, and even money so he can buy his favorite stuff... but... the tf2 mercenaries were confused by the fact that he's likes little girl stuff, so because of that they sometimes misgender him because of his hobbies, which leads him into crying...

Engineer felt bad for him, he asked him if he was ok, pyro cried and said "they thought I'm a woman, but I'm a man who loves unicorns and glitter" Engineer immediately gave him a hug and they immediately became best friends!!!

In the early 70s, pyro finally revealed that he's related to the devil, but he hide it because he doesn't want people to think that he's a terrible person, so he comforted his dad while medic died, so he can help medic kill the nazi guy who destroyed him (classic heavy) by grabbing him from heaven, giving him donkey kong's abusive baboon wife's uterus, impregnate him, and lastly let heavy kill him. He also said that his father hated medic's precious and sweet soul, so he immediately gave it back to medic...

The tf2 mercenaries felt bad for him, and they started to get along with pyro's disguise which made him look like a male gyaru (gyaruo) and they befriended him, despite him being related to the devil!!!

Anyways, here's a tf2 sfm style pyro drawing I've made over a year ago!!

He's supposed to look kinda like bidwell, but i think he kinda looks like scout a little...

Cute, isn't he?

Anyways, enjoy the maskless pyro drawing!!!

Also, pyro, balloonicorn and reindoonicorn met while he went to japan, he found out that they're actually real magical girls!!! They're nicknamed "balloonicorn" and "reindoonicorn" because they can fly like balloons, not because they're actually balloons, that's just their species. Anyways

Pyro, and the horned twins are going on their adventures to save their sister, balloonicorpse, who was supposed to be a unicorn-reindeer hybrid that looks like a mixture of balloonicorn and reindoonicorn but after she was kidnapped as a baby, she lost her DNA. So pyro asked the witch (Merasmus's daughter) to help them, which she did. She rescued her, gave her a new dna potion to revive her missing personality, she chose a cat's DNA. So, she gave her the new DNA, and it revived her missing personality that she lost as a baby, but she got a different look. She became from balloonicorpse to nyanoonicorn!! A blonde cat girl with a horn on her head, unlike her older twin sisters who have ponytails, she got twintails to match her personality... when she came back with her sisters, her parents hugged her with tears in their eyes, knowing that she finally came back to them!!! Also, they were happy to see that she isn't emotionless like she was, instead she's full of energy, just like she used to when she was a baby...

The witch, pyro, and her sisters told them about what happened, the wich rescuing her, reviving her dna, killing the countess who did it to her, (the tf2 vampire girl) and hugging her...

Her parents were so happy to see that their youngest daughter (balloonicorn and reindoonicorn are 200 years old which equivalents to 20 years in human years, and nyanoonicorn is 180 years old which equivalents to 18 years in humans years. So balloonicorn and reindoonicorn are technically 20, and nyanoonicorn is technically 18!!!)

Anyways, enjoy!!!

Also, pyro hates it when woke sjws think he's a "genderless alien/ nonbinary crap", he said it hurts his feelings... he hides his identity because he's related to Satan/devil, not because of he's a burn victim like zuko.

He might be insane, but at least he's not as insane as these weirdos who misgender him because of their "ideology"...

He's just a demon boy who wants friends, that's it... he wants to escape from the harmful stereotypes that say "demons are all evil", it's not his fault he was born the way he is, he's just psycho due to mindwashing that his parents gave him, which drives him insane...

So, sorry not sorry, woke Susie... pyro isn't a steven universe character that looks like a crappy self insert, he's a childish yet demonic muscular gyaruo who's also a cute brony!!!

Anyways, here's a censored version of a naughty sketch of pyro losing his virginity to nyanoonicorn (who's also a virgin. don't worry, she's an adult)

Cute, right?

Nsfw warning?, lol...

von kaiser is literally a Ukrainian guy from austria claiming to be from Berlin so he will get away with killing innocent indigenous people of germany for no reason, and the reason he's scared is because of his ibs, he's afraid that little mac will punch his gassy belly which will make him vomit...

Asuka from evangelion is literally part Slovakian, part japanese, part American, and part celtic Austrian (scottish mixed with welsh ethnicity) who lied about her identity because she hates the indigenous people of germany so much she makes fun of them...

And bethoven was literally an occitan french guy who's original name was jean claude bequette, who literally enslaved and abused underaged indigenous girls of germany, escaped to Switzerland after losing his hearing due to a tiny rock that was stuck in his ears, and became a musician...

Unlike those pretenders, tf2 medic is actually native to Germany. To be more specific, he's an indigenous poipoi bavarian-kikonian mixed guy. He's literally native to South bavaria (bavaria was originally named "opania" before colonization)

The austrians killed his ancestors, his adoptive parents, and he's one of the last surviving indigenous bavarian people, except he was rarer... he was a mute boy who's of poipoi bavarian mixed with kikonian ethnicity, a one in a billion... not only he lost his indigenous poipoi bavarian mom and kikonian dad, but he was also bullied, assaulted, and nearly killed for being an indigenous poipoi bavarian-kikonian mixed person with an incredibly pale skin that will make you think that he's albino, he was born with naturally black hair with white stripes due to the poliosis that indigenous kikonian people naturally had, he was born with rosy pink cheeks that looks like a peach, big beautiful blue eyes with cute eyelashes, soft pink lips just like his mom, hyperlactating gynecomastia due to his mother's weird genes, albino like skin, and even a soft mute noise instead of the typical loud baby noises, medic's purely natural mute cooing was so cute and oddly relaxing.

Ever since he was adopted at age 5, He was beaten, kidnapped, became homeless twice, injured, enslaved, and even discriminated. I feel bad for him...

medic was literally kidnapped from his husband and enslaved by the Austrian government because he's an indigenous bavarian-kikonian mixed guy, which makes him incredibly unique and rare. They were jealous at him, so they decided to scam, abuse, and neglect him... not only they killed his adoptive parents who took care of him when his parents died and his aunt was busy, but they exploited him, punched him, abused him, and forced him to do stuff he didn't want to do... after the memory loss, he became a broken abuse victim, legally blind (even with his glasses on), having no idea what he's doing, typing nonsense, and eventually more emotional...

I feel bad for medic and what he went trough...

Poor medic, he was born in poverty to a couple who escaped ethnic cleansing, lost them at age 5, got bullied after he was adopted, lost his adoptive parents due to the Austrian painter worshippers, broke both of his legs and his left arm, lost his aunt and her friends by getting murdered by Soviets, was sent to the gulag, rescued over 500 children while him and his husband/childhood friend adopted over 20 children, sadly losing 5 of his children due to the drugs that the Soviets forced them to take, he rescued and adopted over 1000 doves, one of them was from a newborn baby dove who was rescued from a nazi wedding, he was forced to hide his true look by putting makeup on his face and cutting his hair, and he was also kidnapped by the Austrian government which made him crazy...

Also, he doesn't wanted to be a scientist at all, instead he wanted to be heavy's male housewife who takes care of his 1000 doves and preserving his indigenous poipoi bavarian/kikonian culture despite being mute... he was just got abused, bullied, and even enslaved which how he ended up like this...

Medic being a broken and emotionally unstable abuse victim who was exploited and literally experienced tragedies =/= being born evil (like spy and classic heavy for example)

it's just a cute and wholesome sketch I made a few weeks ago...

Medic in his traditional indigenous bavarian outfit, and heavy in his traditional siberian outfit!!! The size difference is incredibly cute!!!

Heavy is wearing a traditional outfit from khabarovsk krai (his home region) which is very wintery and cozy, while medic wears an indigenous poipoi bavarian outfit that's slightly influenced by his father's kikonian culture. His outfit is from south bavaria!!!

I really hope you like it!!! :>

I miss when toxic players and bots got banned immediately... I miss when valve cared about the moderation...

I miss when if you saw a toxic player you could ban him/her immediately!!!

I'm sorry for sounding old, but I mean... isn't it the truth?

I miss when bots didn't exist and tf2 was just a fun game that you can play with your friends!!!

We need to start a petition to revive tf2, make new tf2 comics to explain more lore about the tf2 characters and storyline for unexplained stuff, we need to bring tf2 back to it's original roots!!!

Who's with me!!!

Also, I'm working on a tf2 comic series that will explain the history of tf2 characters, the tf2 timeline, and even show what happened after the 7th comic!!!

Also, the new tf2 comic series will have the same good old dark humor that every veteran tf2 fans love!!! You've been warned, it's going to feature lots of uncensored nudity, blood, uncensored profanity, and even have a very dark humor that will give you the same vibes as scary movie, family guy, etc... because the roasting in those comics are going to be absolutely obvious!!! It'll make fun of everyone: black people, white people, asian people, gay people, annoying woke people, dumb people, etc...

tf2 medic was born to an indigenous poipoi bavarian mother and an indigenous kikonian father!!! They were poor but happy, his mother was 4'9 (144 cm) and his father was 5'4 (162 cm) and his aunt was 4'11 (150 cm) because the real indigenous people of germany were the shortest people in Europe, medic is also 5'4 just like his biological father!!! Here he is to speak the truth against the harmful stereotypes that are actually about the Austrian people!!!

Also, he despises oktoberfest, krampus, and anything Austrian related....

He actually typed "koikoimoai" which is an indigenous bavarian dove festival with flutes, nudity, wooden dove masks, and flowers. But the Austrian government changed it to "oktoberfest" because they love to force their evil colonial cultures with unrelated people!!!

Medic hates oktoberfest, he hates beer (due to cultural, religious, and allergy reasons. He's incredibly allergic to alcohol but his va doesn't understand his character...), he hates anything that the austrians want him to do due to an over 1000 year colonization by the holy roman empire, which was austria over 1000 years ago!!! Not to mention what their ancestors did to them over 2000 years before the holy roman empire existed...

If tf2 medic was real, he will absolutely hate the every month fest /oktoberfest videos that appropriate his culture, mistake him with an Austrian dude, and literally put music that'll make his ears bleed...

It's basically like thinking heavy is a communist even though the communists killed his dad... except, it's worse...

Because austrians love to silence, erase, and even appropriate germanic, bavaric, and kikonian cultures with their slavic/nordic/celtic colonizer bullshit while they bomb, enslaved, starve, dehydrate, burn, etc... the indigenous people of germany who lived for over 600,000 years before them...

No wonder medic and his deceased ancestors have generational trauma...

Don't bully meem, he had a rough life!!!

Instead, hug him like heavy does, don't act like classic heavy who's a piece of shit!!!

Also, medic hates the music they gave him, he founds it traumatizing and scary...

Instead, he prefers the quiet and romantic indigenous bavarian flutes that he grew up with...

let me explain...

Did you know archimedes wasn't actually medic's first dove? He had like 3 doves before that... 2 female and 1 male. The females are named loipa and hanakapo, the male one is called makoi. They were like friends... they're named after the 3 baby angels of the Aluna goddess, who was the original indigenous bavarian predecessor of the greek/roman aphrodite.

Medic was from the last surviving indigenous bavarian tribe who sadly got effected by the Austrian ethnic cleansing law... he loves doves and pigeons so much, he worshipped them because medic and his family were pretty loyal to their indigenous roots, especially medic, because it's part of his traditions...especially after they died in a fire when he was only 5...

Because of the death of his biological parents, he loves doves, appreciates them, and he even worships them... that's why he doesn't eat poultry, eggs, and even alcohol...

After medic was kidnapped by the Austrian government, got punched by a nazi, and lost his medical license, he finally escaped with heavy, who returned him home, medic found an injured newborn baby dove who was crying in front of his dead mother, he told him that an evil austrian pope killed his mom, kidnapped him, and he forced him to fly in a nazi couple's wedding despite him being too young to fly... medic cried, and he rescued the baby dove, and ran away... along with that, he rescued over 1000 newborn doves from a burning dove orphanage ran by an old man, thankfully both the doves and the old man are ok, but sadly, medic cried... because the newborn doves reminded him of his 5 out of 20 dead adoptive children that died in his arms, they died because of the drugs that the Soviets gave them, which gave them some weird diseases, thankfully the rest weren't affected, and they left their adoptive gay fathers who took care of them for over 20 years...

Fun fact, 2 of the children that medic and heavy adopted in 1942 from the gulag were Olivia mann's biological parents, both were of Belarusian and Ukrainian (her mom was Ukrainian, and her dad was Belarusian) heritage, which means medic and heavy are olivia man's adoptive gay grandfathers!!! Sadly, her biological parents (2 of medic and heavy's adoptive children) were killed by the robots during the mvm timeline...

Medic took them to the vets with heavy, they vet said they're all ok, and he said that there's 505 male doves, and 505 female doves, along with that, he vaccinated them, and he knew that medic was poor, so he did it for free, even though heavy is rich, he felt bad for his poor and homeless husband...

Medic literally cried a lot when classic heavy killed archimedes, thankfully medic saved him by using a healing syringe to revive him, archimedes is happy that medic revived him...

So for short, medic's love for doves and pigeons is rooted in his indigenous culture, his childhood, his trauma, and even his love for doves...

Medic not only loves doves for being cute, but he also loves them for cultural, religious, and wholesome reasons...

Anyways, here's a sketch of medic at age 4, cuddling his first dove, her name is loipa!!!

it turns out, it's because of the death of his biological parents who died in a locked burning house, medic was 5 when he experienced it...

His aunt gave him a shower while this happened, so that's why he's wet...

She comforts him, kisses him, and even brings him the survived stuff from the burnt house...

Thankfully, she took him to Switzerland after this...

let me explain.

Tf2 spy wanted to "babysit" little jack, but in reality, he exploited him...

Little jack was stolen from his parents in Australia, he had a rough life because he was kidnapped by old nick, exploited by tf2 spy, and literally got bullied in school...

So, spy forced little jack to drink alcohol, watch inappropriate stuff, smoke, do drugs, and he was literally beaten by him. He was a slave for him. After 4 hours, miss pauling found little Jack's parents, who were looking for him for 5 months... they cried when they found out he was ok... little jack told them that spy abused him and beated him, they immediately got mad at him, and thankfully, they took him to therapy to get over the trauma he experienced.