#dandannyboy

But Dandannyboy? Dandannyboy only gets clipped for one thing. You see him on a highlights channel, you know that the universe is about to PC bluescreen cosmic bitflip airstrike him into oblivion. A brand new, never-before-seen Situation has been concocted to screw him over. Similar to Smallant's "my luck is whatever's the funniest thing", except a higher power has decided that the funniest thing is always Danny being decked in the face by a metaphorical brick (and honestly the higher power is right).