Tim, catching Dick schmoozing with the older gentlemen at the party: Dick, why do you always tend to hang out with the older people?
Dick: Huh?
Tim: I get that Bruce and Clark are your best friends - really weird, by the way - but you always hang around the rest of the Justice League too when the titans arenāt there. Or even if they are. And youāre not chill, exactly, with the older villains but youāre sort of? Your older villain frequency encounter is statistically abnormally high among heroes.
Dick: Um-
Tim: And also, now youāre doing the same at parties with businessmen. Women flock around you, as do some young men, but you just flirt with them or brush them off.
Dick: Thats not-
Tim: So why? Is it for business profits? Because Lucius Fox does a spectacular job at running WE- oh, well, I guess youāre the Chairman but is it really necessary? Individually all these events are normal, or somewhat normal, but collated, quantitative analysis indicates a marked deviation from standard distribution. Furthermore, they seem to like you more than āa kid hanging out with the adultsā kind of niceness they tend to display. So, why are you-
Dick: First of all, you notice me too much.
Tim: Not reallyā¦
Dick: Secondly, I get them.
Tim: āGet them?ā
Dick: Iām twenty-seven but I feel fifty. I mean, my joints donāt hurt but Iāll drink to their problems.









