#radioroot

Imagining those Roo x Alastor au's we've got running around and it's so funny mixing that with the Mother of God

Jesus fuming because His narrative foil that is the Root of all Evil is flirting!! With his mom!!! She must be doing this on purpose, He needs to be down there immediately >:T

Roo was initially flirting for kicks (and for the bragging points of corrupting the Holy Trifecta's virgin mother) but actually this is serious now Alastor is hella cool and pretty and super chill with chaos and murder hey Jesus do you want another sibling?

The Hotel is baffled (Lucifer also feels incredibly complicated about Alastor - technically also his mom - getting flirted with)

Lol yes!

Roo is INTO Alastor, she's like 'hey, since Charlie is a terrible Anti-Christ, how about making one with me?' and Jesus is VERY UPSET!

So is God.

So is the Speaker (Who I feel acts as basically the Holy Spirit in this trinity).

Hands off!

(This was meant for the last day of February)

There is a Chinese term called “white moonlight” which refers to an idealised unforgettable unattainable romantic love.

“… someone perfect in your memory who remains in your heart but not by your side. It represents a pure, distant, and unfulfilled romantic longing, often referred to as "the one that got away".”

In my AU, Alastor is very much a white moonlight for a number of people(Roo, Vox, Vassago, Lucifer).

Alastor’s ability to live in people’s head rent-free whether he means to or not is above top-tier.

Symbol of Longing: It signifies a, often early, love that was never fully realized or a person from the past who remains unforgettable.

Additionally there is another term, red cinnabar mole which a passionate unforgettable but forbidden love.

I feel like this applies more to Adam x Alastor because Adam becomes more passionate and enamoured the longer he and Alastor do battle/chase.

Maybe I should make a Chinese OC who can say these terms.

What do you think?

Roo was impressed that a mortal was able to reach into the after life and successful summoned her. Because of this, she gotten a glimpse of Alastor’s backstory. He is a serial killer, but one with morals. He protected and avenged those who could not. Alastor was destined to go to Heaven because of his deeds. However, what shocked her the most was that he wanted to go to Hell to continue his ‘fun’. She may or may not gotten a crush on him because of it. (She definitely does and his curls and his charming smile doesn’t help convince her otherwise)

So, she and Alastor make a deal. She will own his soul. She will not use it against him or force him to do things (She insisted. She may or may not taken this as a marriage. She’ll be a better husband than Adam ever was.) and in return, Alastor will be able to enter Hell upon his death and become the most powerful Sinner in all of Hell.

Alastor does not know that it was Roo that he summoned. All he knew that he summoned a woman from Hell that treated him like an equal and kinda flirted with him? He doesn’t realize he is technically married to her. He will eventually finds out, but doesn’t mind at all.

Since Roo is technically married to Alastor/owns his soul, she is able to understand his emotions better than anyone else. So, it comes to her surprise that Alastor begans to have a little bit of a baby fever. He doesn’t want to father a child, he wants to mother one. (Baby Daddy Roo anyone?)

She may used to be Eve, but unfortunately she cannot give a Sinner the ability to conceive. That is apart of creation. She is the Root of Evil. This is when she reveals herself to Alastor.

Alastor had his suspicions but never had anything confirmed until now. Afterall, what Overlord or Demon of Hell would give a human mortal more of an advantage in a deal? Especially one that has no knowledge of how Hell is ran?

He is a little miffed of being married to someone without his knowledge but came to terms with it. After all, she is much powerful than him, so if she had other intentions, she would’ve done something by now.

Roo reveals that she is aware of his wish to be a mother, but unfortunately she cannot grant him the ability to conceive. If her plan works, she may be able to father the baby. Her plan is for Alastor to summon the Speaker of God to receive her blessing to do so. Without her blessing, there is nothing she can do.

The plan works, the Speaker of God is summoned and like Roo, she senses something special about Alastor. After all, how can a Sinner summon someone from Heaven? Not just someone, the Speaker of God herself. She is also able to sense that Alastor simply wants to bear a child. To nurture and love them. That impresses her more than anything, so she gives her blessing and without getting anything in return (she wouldn’t accept anything) she left.

7 years later, Alastor gives birth to twins. (He wanted a baby, so Roo gave him two.)

This is pretty much a Baby Daddy Roo Au with a twist.

Another thing to know about: Roo despises Vox. She HATES him because of his obsession with Alastor and his ability to not take ‘no’ for an answer. The only reason she hasn’t obliterated him for existence is because Alastor would have done so himself. Alastor hasn’t done so because of the memories of the past friendship he had. But the moment Vox indirectly threatens his babies? That’s it. Vox’s screams will be added to the broadcast and yes, Charlie, he deserved it.

So it seems that Alastor did NOT give his soul to Rosie in this au since it was available to be given to Roo.

Season 1 with Alastor raising a baby would add to Alastor's responsibilities and give him a reason to not participate in the hotel's bonding activities. Vox would lose his mind once he saw Alastor caring for a baby (Vox would try to find out who the other parent is + is horny about the idea of pregnant Alastor if he finds out that Alastor birthed the kid). Lucifer has more stress and suspicious because Roo had a kid and that kid is at Charlie's hotel.

Would Alastor still fight and get injured by Adam? I can see Roo not wanting to risk her baby mama getting hurt/die. I can also see her really enjoying seeing Adam, her ex-husband, get beat up by her new spouse/baby mama. There was also the part of the deal where Alastor can draw power from her, so he puts up a better fight.

Maybe Alastor never gets his wound if Roo grabbed him after his cane got broken and Roo/Eve went "That's enough" and took him to safety.

If Alastor did get injured in this au, Roo could instantly take Alastor to safety and rage on Adam, then heal Alastor of the wound.

The set of Season 1 in this au can lead to a very different season 2. Alastor has a baby and a protective and powerful partner

I'm actually writing some more with a more canon compliant bit there where he tells her he can't give his soul Rosie has it (and yes, this was originally supposed to be a thing where his leash was with Roo) and Roo just...breaks it.

Rosie feels the deal break at the same time the first Extermination happens, and assumes Alastor is dead.

Surprisingly, she finds she's...upset about it.

Voc ABSOLUTELY freaks out about Alastor with a baby and since Alastor is currently breastfeeding baby Amelie he knows he's the one who gave birth and he is going CRAZY.

Also - you're assuming Lucifer would realise the baby is Roo's.

I can imagine Roo pulling up to the Hotel to take Alastor (and Amelie, of course!) out somewhere nice in Pride and chit-chatting with all of Alastor’s associates while she’s there.

She recognizes Charlie as her kin immediately, not that she CARES. Alastor is fond of the girl, so she’s off-limits for blatantly messing with, but the siring of Charlie was strictly a business endeavor. And that’s that.

The hotel has… mixed reactions. Alastor has already told Husk and Niffty that his baby daddy is a powerful person that they should not try to antagonize (cough. husk.) and Roo finds them both surprisingly charming. Vaggie is automatically distrustful of anyone Alastor associates with that is not owned by him, and is deeply distressed on a soul-deep level at Roo’s general presence.

(Roo’s serve-o-meter… it’s off the charts… It intimidates even Vaggie!)

Angels are not meant to exist in the same plane of existence of the Roots of All Evil, let alone in her direct line of sight. If it weren’t for Roo’s priorities being skewed much in the favor of not upsetting her baby momma or attracting the attention of her old flame Lucifer, there’s a very, very real chance Vaggie would have gotten dragged down into her depths when the other hotel members weren’t looking. She looks tasty, with her genuine reason to fight and her moral compass changing alignments faster than a rabbit.

Ooh this is great fun, and we KNOW Roo serves cunt - but the way I have things going, she can't actually come to hell without being summoned, she's trapped in her realm.

And it actually takes a lot out of Alastor to summon her.

Harmony!Alastor singing "Don't Cry for Your Daughters, Eve" in a concert and not only touches the hearts of many, if not ALL women, but also managed to capture the attention of the Root of All Evil, who also happens to be Eve herself.

Proposal: What if the Memory Lock is the Root/Roo’s doing, and Rosie is either a servant of or is The Original Lilith herself?

Roo wants Eve’s memories kept locked away because she was both ‘the Perfect Vessel’ for the Root and ‘the Barrier Maiden’ and without Eve’s memories Alastor’s soul remains incomplete and vulnerable to possession.

If you were to ask Alastor what he was doing those Seven Years away he wouldn’t be able to tell you, but Lilith had to keep him locked away for soul sealing after to the Root managing to temporarily possess him due to a mental break.

Despite Lilith’s mixed feelings towards Lucifer and Charlie, as well as her own protectiveness/possessiveness towards Alastor, she concludes that the best option to keep him, Heaven and Hell safe from the Root is to send him to the Hotel in hopes that his memories return naturally, while she works on a backup plan.

Okay so in this variation I like the idea that the OG!Lilith is in heaven and has been all this time since Roo killed Eve the first time and she was watching because she's not really meant to be in heaven she's not a winner or a sinner she never died (Eve got Adam to eat the apple trying to get him to realise what he'd done was wrong, but all it did was make him mortal, or possibly it has nothing to do with the apple and Adam just didn't want to be left alone with Eve forced to leave the garden and Lilith sent to hell and so he asked to be punished too and was made mortal when he left, who knows!). She's kept away from everyone else so she watches Eve, who is thriving in Hell - and then she sees her die.

So she goes to Hell and divorces Lucifer and sets about making deals and contacts with various up and comers - like Rosie. And she lets them know what Eve's soul feels/looks like, and if they encounter anyone with that soul, what to do.

She's ecstatic when Rosie comes and tells her of the deal she made with Alastor, who wanted to go to hell, and hops over to Earth to see him and - fuck, Eve is hot as a man! All chestnut curls and big brown doe eyes and she wants to fuck him SO BAD - better to get him home to hell quickly. She knows Eve would want to get there as quickly as possible, he even made a deal to ensure it!

So its a moment of thought to cast a spell to make a wondering hunter mistake him for a deer.

And then he's in hell and he's a redhead now and a deer! She wants to see if he has a tail. Fuck Eve is so hot as Alastor.

But she wants Eve to remember before she introduces herself to him, and that's how she discovers the barrier - and WHY Roo put it in place.

Without his memories, Alastor is open to possession, and the only reason he hasn't already been possessed the moment he died is because his soul is owned. That would be...bad.

So Lilith decides, when she has to use Rosie and the leash to send him asleep when Roo almost breaks through that first extermination (it was seeing Adam that did it), to try and have him remember without forcing it.

Hence the hotel.

Except, then Rosie is on a power trip and a sadist and wants to punish him for going against Adam and getting hurt (yes, this is still toxic radiorose lol) and refuses to fix his staff...so he goes and gets himself free.

Alastor

Beloved Wife of the Root of All Evil

Mother to the Root’s Child

Loving Mother and Wife

Roo

Beloved Husband of the Radio Demon

Father to the Radio Demon’s Child

Loving Father and Husband

Amelie

Beloved Child of the Radio Demon

Beloved Child of the Root of All Evil

Precious Miracle