Periguita

Do you know Star vs the Forces of Evil? Cause I was thinking of making Etienne’s staff have the ability to change into other things.

It’s a bit of a nod to Lucifer’s shapeshifting abilities but with a weapon.

I feel like the staff didn’t have the ability before it got broken because it was Alastor’s. It represents him in a way staying by his daughter’s side and keeping her safe. Roo may have augmented it but at its core it’s Alastor’s.

I was thinking after Etienne fixes or reforges the staff, that’s when it has the shapeshifting ability. Etienne’s self is not set in stone and will be prone to change.

Oooh, yes I have!

Imagine if the staff turned neon pink when she joins Vox, becoming more modern with a pixal-ie eye!

But now I have to ask, Alastor's new angelic powers in Hell will probably make people stick to listening to the radio for a lot more of the population. Like, people are starting to get TV's and cellphones and tablets, and yet almost everyone who has heard Alastor's voice even once has a radio. Hell isn't as violet when Alastor is playing his tunes or talking. Unless he has a 'guest', this is the most peaceful feeling anyone in Hell gets.

The Sinners of Hell are so much more peaceful and kind than they were before. Especially when Alastor gets rid of the older Overlords he knows will never be redeemed and are far too evil to stay. There's more community and kindness and society in general. Alastor is healing Hell with just his voice. Everyone from before Alastor's time in Hell remember how bad it was. They can hardly believe their own eyes with how it changed because of him. Those who enter Hell during Alastor's time on the radio think Hell is bad, but not the damnation they were promised or feared.

There's good in Hell.

This is the Hell Vox falls into.

When Vox developed his hypnosis/hypnotic eye, that might be when he realizes that Alastor has a hypnotic voice that makes people and animals calm and happy. Maybe Vox had listened to Alastor's broadcasts and had become slightly obsessed with meeting the man? Maybe he can only really sleep or not feel anxious or bad when listening to that voice? Maybe Alastor still becomes friends with him in the hope that there were enough changes to the timeline that Vincent will stay Vincent, if just a moment longer? Even after falling out, Vox listens to Alastor.

When Alastor disappears for 7 years, if that occurs again, Hell goes to shit.

More violence. More cruelty. More Sin. Communities and society crumble.

Those who weren't in Hell before those seven years think Hell has always been like this. Vaggie thinks this is how Hell usually is. Charlie's never really experienced Pride without Alastor's voice, but she wasn't in the direct 'know' when it came to seeing it in general. She thinks the Exterminations sent everyone spiraling and made them lose hope of being better. Which is why she's so fervent about her Hotel. She knows Sinners can be better. She's seen it. She's seen the way they can be kind, even if it was just in passing.

The moment Alastor is back and on air? All Hell breaks loose! Alastor's ratings skyrocket and Vox's plummet. And Vox is pissed. He's even more pissed that he knows he shouldn't listen to the radio. He can't get his 'fix', unless he wants to leave it to chance that Alastor takes advantage of his voice to warp Vox. Vox doesn't know the extent of Alastor's powers. Not even the voice he was obsessed with. But one hit of it after singing against (with) the man has Vox itching

Charlie is getting asks to join the Hotel because of Alastor. Because everyone who remembers his voice wants to be in the room with him and hear it and not feel the pain anymore. They start with only being there for his voice. But that changes as those angelic powers change them. And people start humoring Charlie more. And even kinda trying? They're safe and Alastor is protecting the Hotel and they have a chance to have community and safety again. And Alastor is quick to forgive Pentious, with the caveat that he is still cautious. But now that he has all the best cards in his hands, he's going to play them.

Lucifer coming to the Hotel is going to be a treat. There are Sinners who seem to actually be trying for Charlie. Not really trying to be redeemed. But still being good people. He's confused. But still his usual self, blowing off remembering names and being a bit ridiculous. The set up isn't the same as before, with the little party shtick.

It's a hotel lobby with people bustling about and talking about therapy and what events they're planning to help with furthering the Hotel's ideas. Alastor is helping with one group, writing things down or offering suggestions. Alastor has no intentions of getting close this time. If things happen, they happen. But he's not tolerating Lucifer more than he has to.

And Lucifer hears a voice that makes him pause. There's Grace in that voice. In the same way he used to have, as the Angel of God's messages, light, music, and worship. And suddenly, you have a locked in Fallen Arch Angel who's very much focused on Alastor. He thinks that Alastor was either a Nephilim, Prophet, or Saint in life. But none of that makes sense, especially with said man a Sinner in Hell. The fact that this Sinner seems to have a thing about growing apples and roses is also rubbing him the wrong way. It's as if Heaven gave some of his Grace to a mere human.

Is it prideful of him to feel empowered by the thrall a simple voice has over all these Sinners, even if it's coming from one as well? Is it truly being envious if that Light was once his? Is it being greedy to want it back? Is it wrathful to want to pry the blessing out of the man with his teeth? Is it glutinous to want to drink his light? Is it lustful to want to taste, to feel, to hear that voice -made to worship and lead others in faith- biblically?

(At this point, he has lived with sloth so much these last seven years. He no longer feels the same bone deep tiredness. Though, he certainly wants to hear this voice as he relaxes. As he sleeps. To laze about with that voice in his ear would certainly have him crave those moments more. Just thinking about it makes Lucifer want to have that voice curl around him as he paints.)

Vox getting his hands of Alastor, leading the deer to fear fate is something unchangeable, leads to... Interesting developments. Because Alastor's voice no longer on the radio, again? Would cause riots. Vox keeping that voice for himself, trying to get Alastor to read or sing or simply talk- So that Vox could know peace while secure in a deal that he won't be mind controlled.

It's only when Sera comes down that she realizes that Alastor has this Light. Of course, she probably doesn't say anything until after season two, when everything is settling. But the mind fuck all the Angels are going to get us delicious.

I will die on the hill that before Alastor disappeared, television was actually not that big, and most people listened to the radio - and not just because the radio demon could eat people and add screams to his broadcast if they disrespected it! We saw him in Stayed Gone, and he was GOOD. People enjoyed his broadcasts - its why Vox is TOTally not worried he's gonna steal all his viewers! Nope!

So they do it EVEN MORE in December verse! He's able to reach them, and for a moment, when he's talking, hell isn't so hellish. For a moment, they aren't scared or desperate or in pain. For a moment, they're enjoying themselves.

Vox actually realises, through his hypnosis, that what Alastor's doing ISN'T hypnosis. (cause its not! That takes away Free Will, and this is part of Anastasia's Grace, its incapable of that.) He'd understand if it was hypnosis, HE has hypnosis! But Alastor isn't controlling or tempting or mind blanking people. He's just...calming them. Making them happy. Not through drugs or sex or what they can BUY or WANT, just through...peace. It's not something he or the other two Vees can copy. And it works on Overlords, when usually stuff like Vox hypnosis or Val's smoke doesn't, there's a power level that makes you immune. But Vox, being Vox, assumes Alastor can control people through his voice and wants to not listen! He fails every time. (He needs his fix.)

As for Vox, and if Alastor will still be befriending him - spoilers *grin*.

But regardless, he absolutely listens to him. its the only time that hole in his soul that makes him want MORE MORE MORE is soothed, and he can rest and even sleep.

Also, for fun - RIGHT NOW (it could change! My stories change on me all the time!) I have no plans for Alastor to disappear again. Rosie doesn't own his soul and can't command him off air. So Hell wouldn't lose their calming voice - which also means Charlie grows up in a Pride where sure, Sinners are awful and do awful things - but they also gather around the radio whenever it comes on, and calm down, and sometimes let minor slights and such go, and the effects radiate out. Sometimes, sinners will be randomly kind to each other.

Vaggie ends up in hell and finds its not as bad as she was always taught. Sure, sometimes Sinners do turf wars and murder each other and fuck on the street but - there's also gardens. Moments of kindness.

Moments of helping, after the Exterminations.

And then when Alastor helps at the hotel, and people flock to it, and the voice and community and safety and working together to fix up the hotel and laughing as the clean it - they're improving. They're VISIBLY improving and trying, and Vaggie and Charlie can see it.

But despite that, no one has been redeemed yet, and they're running out of time! So Vaggie convinces her to call in her dad.

Who is rude and dismissive of these sinners - sure they're TRYING but they're still just SINNERS - and Alastor grits his teeth and moves to a different group further away and starts organizing a therapy session they'll attend later - and meanwhile Lucifer is struck.

He almost certainly thinks Alastor is a Nephilim, because if he was a Saint or Prophet in life he'd be in heaven - but Nephilim just means he was born of an angel, not that he was good. And so not only is Lucifer stirred out of his sloth by all the OTHER sins suddenly sitting up and wagging their tails - but theres also the fact of what else Alastor can do.

Cause, here's something fun, that I came up with on seeing Lute get a prosthetic arm instead of being healed in some way.

Heaven can't heal. Most angels can't heal. Even Archangels and Seraphim - the only one who could was Raphael, and he's been in seclusion with the others for ages.

LUCIFER can't heal.

But Alastor CAN.

So, maybe Raphael came out of seclusion to...what, impregnate a human? But then what's with the creation? That's Lucifer's thing! And the shields and barriers is a Sera thing, and the growing plants is an Ariel thing...

This sinner makes no sense!

And when Sera comes down and feels that Light, she, too, will be shocked and confused.

Vox will absolutely want to just luxuriate in Alastor's voice - and ooh, imagine if this is a world where he never had his absence, so Hell has never experienced not having it before. They will riot and Vox's approval ratings are dropping because he won't let them have their fix, but he wants to keep it all to himself! Keep ALASTOR all to himself!

(He's not the only one...)

What if after Pomni arrives at the Hotel, her ability helps brings out Alastor's suppressed Mama Instinct™?

It starts with him 'taking care of' the Egg Boiz on Vaggi's request and feeling surprisingly reluctant to give them back to Sir Pentious afterward.

After a disastor involving Pomni trying to use the oven- nearly burning the Hotel to the ground- and realising everyone else's poor eating habits, he starts cooking 'family dinners'. He finds that he enjoys it, especially when Vaggi compliments his cooking... after she expresses bafflement when comparing it to his breakfast from the other day.

Ragatha becomes a regular in the kitchen, claiming that she wants to learn how to cook from an expert. The ragdoll sinner cried once after Alastor referred to her as 'sha' and complimented her improved cutting skills.

One day, Jax has the audacity to refer to him as 'the Hotel's Team Mom' when summarizing everyone's characters. Alastor stopped braiding Gangle's hair ribbon to give him the Disappointed Look™ and told him to stop speaking nonsense.

Lucifer comes to the Hotel, refers to his fawns investments as a bunch of losers and Alastor decides to destroy him.

Both Charlie’s and Ragatha’s mommy issues would come out in full force around this somewhat motherly Alastor. Both of them already feel neglected by their mothers and have spent their lives doing whatever it takes to earn even a scrap of positive affection. Then along comes someone blunt and somewhat cruel, yet also honest and sincere in his actions. That would most likely trigger something deep in both of them.

I can see Alastor making homemade desserts for everyone in the hotel to share, and it hits them with a wave of nostalgia from their childhoods.

Alastor doesn’t even notice these changes until Jax points them out. He’s horrified to realize that his image as the scary boogeyman is slowly being eroded by these… feelings, and he has no idea why or how it happened. He tries his best to fix it and reclaim his reputation as the Radio Demon, but the harder he tries, the more people begin to see his true nature beneath the deep, deep, deeeeep layers of hurt and distrust.

With the other Digital Circus members at the hotel, many of them would be far more willing to call out Charlie’s behavior. She reminds them a bit of Caine—doing whatever she thinks is best for everyone without actually listening to what they need.

Unlike Angel, who tends to hide his true feelings and avoids hurting Charlie, they have no problem voicing their displeasure when she treats them like children or pushes too far past their boundaries. Zooble, especially, would have some harsh truths for Charlie to hear.

They’re also not afraid to call out Lucifer’s behavior. Maybe Pomni’s passive influence allows him to open up more, and Charlie finally gets to know her dad beyond the goofy ringmaster persona he hides behind.

GASP! What if Caine and Charlie become besties and it's chaotic, messy and entertaining fantastical but they start to recognise their own worst traits in eachother and slowly help eachother to improve themselves?!

Alastor might not be there to stop them as he has gone on a "break" (aka Fled from the hotel after discovering Pomni passive power and he having a major allergic reaction towards *shudders* vulnerability.)

I was thinking Charlie and Caine would get along at first because of how alike they are, and encouraging each-other becoming increasingly manic and single-minded during season 2... eventually they would start to step on each-other’s toes and things would go sour.

They each have their own brilliant ideas (which the other wouldn't even dislike) but in their rush and enthusiasm, they clash and ruin each-other’s plan, ending in total disaster.

Charlie would not only snap at her own father, but Caine too. Unlike Lucifer who cowers, Caine would snap back. There is yelling, screaming, glitches and property damage.

Essentially, they are forced to experience their own worst traits reflected back at each-other.

Maybe Alastor’s shifted interest/mothering towards the TADC crew especially Caine and Pomni will cause Charlie to be insecure and slightly resentful. Like a new sibling who now isn’t the center of their parents’ attention.

The reason Alastor is missing for 7 years is because he decided to stay a house husband for a bit.

He wanted to stay for Aveline, and not cause any anger or fear from other demons that would lead to his daughter getting hurt. Ave is 2 when RadioHorns gets baby fever. But both agreed they didn't want to try together. So that's the basis of Blitz adopting Loona. Who needed a parent solely focused on her to help her learn how to regulate. Then there was Octavia, towards the end of that 7 years, who needed a place to run when the castle was too much.

Rosie may have ordered him to go up the hotel, but Octavia worrying over the well-being of an old friend is another reason to be there. And he's heard of the poor young woman. How her mother disappeared and her father abandoned her when he couldn't cope.

Blitz has a lot of candid shots of his family living their lives. Because he got a human Polaroid camera, he has a lot of pictures that Alastor was okay with him taking. But Blitz had to use an old Hellborn camera for older shots because Alastor didn't want to risk Vox spying through it. There's also plenty of pictures around their house.

The last news Vox gets, before Alastor disappeared for 7 years, was that the man got married. Picture box is fucking livid, but assumes that's just gossip. But Alastor not being around anymore made him worry.

Aveline showing off a scrap book of her family to Angel Dust while Maman is working. Points at the original marriage picture, as well as a picture of Alastor walking down the aisle. Then at a bunch of baby pictures of herself. Then Loona pictures. And then RadioHorns 5th anniversary being a secondary wedding with Aveline as the floor girl and Loona as the ring bearer, Blitz having his turn to walk down the aisle. (There's no pictures of Roo in this one because of how dangerous it could be if she was recognized. But the pictures do exist in another scrap book.)

Angel, of course, takes pictures and sends them to Vox.

Oh, oh! Wait!!!

The reason Aveline goes to the hotel is because she knows redemption is possible. Because her Sinner mother became a pretty angel. But she needs to know if her mother would be safe.

You can have that he ascended half a year before and Aveline wants to visit heaven to see her mother.

Or, on the other hand, you can have that Alastor is hiding he's redeemed and is using magic to look like a Sinner still. He doesn't want to be taken from his children and home. So both going to the Hotel is for Alastor to see how they expect Redeemed to be treated and if they need to make sure Alastor is taken later on. (Personally like this one the most.)

(Sorry for the late reply! I forgot this was in my inbox!)

Awww❤️ Little Loona is a good big sister! She is so protective of the tiny toddler baby sister who looks at her with so much awe and hero worship that it makes her so determined to be the best big sister ever!

Loona did feel slightly threatened when Octavia stumbles in their lives and Aveline took a shine to her but it was quickly soothed when she saw how earnest Octavia was to Aveline.

If Blitz knew Octavia beforehand, I doubt he’d go disrupt her home life like in Canon by sleeping with her father. Unless Octavia gave him a good impression of her father, enough to make a formal appointment.

Regarding Redeemed Alastor, what if the reason Alastor didn’t got Up like Sir Pentious did was because he was in a safe place.

Like it was a normal day in their household, all of them were at the dining table sharing a meal.

Blitz was narrating his latest escapade with some exaggerations to their girls. Aveline was happily munching on her food, face full of sauce. Loona, the best big sister ever, got a napkin and started wiping her baby sister’s face. Alastor was quietly eating, watching it all.

It was a normal routine for them but every time Alastor saw it, he felt warm. It was the same kind of warmth he once felt on Earth, back when his mother was alive. It was a soft yet strong feeling, like a lit fireplace in the cold of night.

Alastor’s body was enveloped in a flash of golden light and out came an angel.

Alastor didn’t notice anything beyond blinking at the brief flash but he saw his family’s expressions frozen.

But Blitz is bug eyed, staring at his husband. Blitz is a Hellborn. He knows that if Alastor is found out, he'll probably have to go to Heaven. Where Blitz, Loona, and Ave can never reach. Blitz is too afraid Alastor will end up kidnapped by Angels or something. Loona realizes why Blitz is worried, eventually, and is also scared. Like, wtf do you mean someone might take one of her parents to where she'll never see Alastor again? Aveline is mostly kept in the dark, but she's not stupid. Most little kids are very observant. And now she has mild anxiety when her maman is gone for more than a few hours. Doesn't help that he was around almost 100% growing up. Sure, Alastor had breaks. Blitz forces him to. But never far or out of reach.

Mainly because Alastor gave all of them his summoning circle. Blitz has it tattooed on him, green ink on the back of his left shoulder. Lonna and Aveline have it stitched into some clothing. Not all of it, because that would be ridiculous. Loona starts carrying a thigh bag around, and that's where her stitched summoning sigils stay permanently. Easy to carry everything she needs and looks cool. It matches Maman's thigh sheath(s), even if they're not visible most of the time.

For Octavia, maybe it's not that long for Alastor and Blitz knowing her? Maybe she meets Loona first, while showing off Loo Loo Land to Ave? They become friends, Octavia is kinda jealous of the sisterly bond. Though, eventually, she ends up part of it. The other two tell Alastor and Blitz about their new friend. A bird girl who dresses like a hipster. Kind, but quiet and sad. They keep in contact through Loona's phone and hangout. Sometimes, just the older girls, sometimes with Ave. Loona is actually in big sister mode, cause that's a teenager running off without telling her parents. Loona is the first point of Octavia getting pseudo adopted.

The second point is Ave, who already knows adoption means more family. Maybe she has an accidental creepy child moment? Like, Alastor or Blitz saying they can't adopt someone who already has parents. And she asks, if something happens to Via's parents, could they adopt her? (To which they discuss with her that you don't have to adopt someone to consider them family. And laugh about how their daughter already sounded like them. The serial killer and the assassin.)

Alastor and Blitz know of their girls' friend 'Via'. They also know she's probably of the upper class, the Goetia. And they know she doesn't have a great home life. Loving Father that can't tolerate being in the same room as his wife. Emotionally absent Mother who treats her like a chess piece and constantly belittles her husband. Only together by contract and for their daughter. Plenty of families are like that for them.

Meeting her doesn't raise any alarms for Alastor, and Blitz is usually on a mission. Blitz knows, vaguely, what Via looks like. But it isn't until he's already made a deal with Stolas that anyone realizes.

Stolas is very surprised that his situationship and his daughter know each other. That’s how he finds out his daughter is friends with Blitz’s daughters. That she sneaks out of the palace to hangs out with them and they basically adopted her as their sister. Technically she is the middle child because Loona is older while Ave is younger.

She met their mom but she and Blitz just never met face to face until now.

Blitz is very apologetic to Octavia cause he knew a bit about her home life and didn’t want to make things worse for his girls’ friend.

Octavia says it’s fine and is trying to stop the apologies. He didn’t know who her dad was but aren’t you married?

Blitz waves off the concern saying Alastor knows. Their marriage is sort of like an open marriage and Alastor is fine with him sleeping with other people on occasion.

Stolas is looking on with confusion, jealousy and slight hope.

He doesn’t quite understand how someone would be okay letting their spouse sleep with others and is jealous Blitz is married to someone else.

His hope is that Blitz’ daughters and his own daughters getting along might make them into a family, albeit a weird one.

Blitzø-(looks to Via and they shrug at each other) Sure thing he’s been wanting to meet you too

S-Lovely I can’t wait to meet the children you seem so happy when you talk about them (flirty bird cooing sound)

B- yeah….welp Via just text Loonie you and your dad’s favorite dinner stuff and Al will make it

S- Bye can’t wait to come for dinner and try all the delicious food Via’s been telling me about

(Internally)

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(Stolas when Alastor opens the door and sees his childhood idol crush that he still has a thing for and sees him in an outfit he’d never wear in public)

Stolas-(flustered bird noises) oh my

Options

Just, full on, mom.

No radio filter on, just pure sweet and smooth voice. There's a radio playing soft jazz. He's in a pair of white palazzo pants that swish around his ankles. Given the man wasn't wearing shoes, it made his already tiny hooves look delicate. Like a little pair of heels. Given his dew claw looked almost like a stiletto.

Going inside the house reveals more. Loona is in grey palazzo pants, a white tank top, and a red oversized cardigan. She's setting up the table. Blitz is in a pair of black slacks and a red dress shirt with the cuffs rolled to his elbows. His face soft and focused as he helps put a pink ribbon into a bow in a little girl's hair. The little girl is wearing a soft grey and white dress with a pink vest sweater and matching wool socks. Actually, no one was wearing shoes inside, while Blitz and the little girl wore socks.

"Via!" The little girl squealed in excitement, arms flinging out like she can hug from across the room.

You cover up all flaws, dress your best, have butterflies fluttering up a storm, and never let them sense your fear lest they devour you whole.

When Octavia mentioned the name “Alastor,” Stolas didn’t think much of it, while not common it isn’t that rare a name.

Maybe he should have thought more about it cause the person who opened the door was the Radio Demon himself.

It took all Stolas had to keep himself composed(ignore his puffed up feathers that is nothing and gaping beak). The Radio Demon looked just like the poster he took from his father’s closet.

The Radio Demon’s short bob framed his sharp features perfectly, eyes shining like rubies in a sea of roses, thin lips stretched into a wide smile that practically occupied half his face.

He was so beautiful that Stolas was tempted to look away, feeling like he was committing sacrilege against his childhood idol.

Stolas did look down, but had to bring his face right back up, his face flushing.

The Radio Demon’s feet were so tiny! Delicate ankles! Slender toes! Gah!

“Dad?” His daughter’s voice was a (excuse his blasphemy) godsend, easily cutting through his flurry of thoughts with her voice.

“Yes, Octavia?”

“You’re supposed to put your shoes over there.” His darling daughter pointed to a frankly adorable shoe rack covered in horse doodles and stickers.

“Oh, yes! Pardon me!” What a first impression. Being a daydreaming airhead in front of his idol. Bury him now.

Do you and @kitsunesongs have any more ideas for this crossover au?

Suggestions:

Alastor's inclusion in the Story of Eden and 'taking over his own creation' causing a butterfly effect where gender identity is more accepted in the new timelines, and Alice!Alastor's parents name him after (himself) the First Genderqueer in hopes of their baby receiving protection and blessings.

Maybe the Exterminations are started because of Alastor's disappearance in the early 1920s and Adam/Eve/Cain and Lute in their respective timelines blame Lucifer and Lilith for it (despite the lack of concrete evidence in Fatherverse and motivation in Motherverse)?

Roosie using her deal to 'hide and protect' Alastor (a perception filter or spell?) and keep the First Man and Father/Mother's favourite for themselves, either as a vessel, a power source due to his connection to Eden or being just as middle finger to her other half.

Alastor no longer remembers his past lives but has been noted by others to have some sort of Sixth Sense where he can predict things with eerie accuracy and knowledge from beyond his years.

Vaggi meeting the dreaded Radio Demon for the first time and nearly dropping her angelic spear when she sees his face. She is spends the first few seasons struggling with seeing someone who looks so much like her mother figure while seeing him... well, do the things the Radio Demon typically does and feels her heart break.

Imagine in the Motherverse (which is supposed to be closest to the 'canon' timeline), Vaggi convinces Charlie to ask her father for help. Alastor is feeling tense, having three very conflicting images in his head when picturing 'Lucifer' and is unsure how to prepare himself. It goes the same way until Lucifer insults the bar and the fallen angel hears a familiar voice and feels like he's been dunked in icy water.

I don't know where @kitsunesongs is going with their work, but I'd love to talk out this AU of their AU! It also may be better to use my other account, @the-ghost-of-my-bones for asks. I'll still try to answer them on here, but sometimes Tumblr eats them on this blog.

To the first point, I feel like Alastor being Intersex would make Mother verse more inclusive. Love and joy and still technically not part of the original Bible, like Lilith and Samuel are. But still looked at as a symbol of old age acceptance. His parents name him this because of the relation to intersex and hoping that God will guide their 'son' on his path in life.

In the Father verse, though? Alastor is God's exception. His perfect First Child. He isn't depicted in the Bible either, just like with the Mother verse. But he's also not depicted like Lilith and Samuel. This is because of two things. Alastor is partly responsible for his own creation, and probably shouldn't be what regular humans compare themselves to. And also, if Adam had any say on written records, the "First" Man would probably want to make sure that Alastor is never mentioned. Partly because of their feud, partly because he had a crush and is heartbroken when the other's Soul disappeared. There's also a bunch of other reasons. But it pisses off a lot of characters. The Guardian Angels, Lucifer, and Lilith.

Actually, this would be a great point for Lilith to make texts depicting her experience with everything in the beginning. In which she talks about her first husband, the true First Child of God, and how he allowed her to rule while he created and invented. How he stood up for her against all odds. How God didn't understand and had to make pale imitations to get what he wanted. And that's published and is widely available to the public. Which means, everyone knows why she can't hear that name without going off the handle.

Though, I think Kit implied that in the Mother verse, they don't fall. Which means Mother verse Charlie sneaks out of Heaven to go help redeem Sinners.

On the second point, while that would be interesting, I kinda want no one to know he's reincarnated. But, maybe, with Alastor's rebirth and using Eden and the Otherlands, Eden closes itself off completely? That, paired with the fear brought about by Charlie's birth and her power growing leads to the Exterminations.

For the third point, I love the idea that it started as a power thing and turns into a middle finger while trying to protect Alastor and keep him. Cause he's just darling. Eden has her on thin fucking ice, though.

Point four, he has no memory of his past lives. Until he dies or hears about the 'Happy' Hotel. I feel like he should have his memories back before interacting with the cast again. Just for his interactions to be a little loopy. (Especially if we want a timeline discrepancy with Charlie and Vox getting their memories of the collapsed timeline.) But a sixth sense that's just having been through everything several times over so he looks like Spider-Man with Spider sense is hilarious. Tbh, sometimes parents just develop the sixth sense and can foresee issues before or as they occur.

Mother verse Vaggie is Charlie's Guard and goes with her to sneak into hell. And they meet Alastor that way. The very first Demon to support her. The fact that Vaggie's curious and doesn't seem as weary anymore upon seeing him makes Charlie trust him off the bat. Vaggie is distressed but realized Alastor had no memories of being the First Man. (Until he saw them and tried to help them, but he's not saying shit.)

Father verse Vaggie realizing that her parent was a Sinner isn't great. But finding out a fraction of what happened to him on Earth may make the poor thing very protective.

Oh, who am I kidding? Both sides are going to be freaking out and trying to bubble wrap him.

The thing is, is if Alastor is still a moral killer like we all usually write, she's not going to be too surprised. The Guardian Angels gained the title of Exorcists under Adam, but every single one of them was inherently violent towards a perceived threat. Especially to their Parent... Maybe Mother now? Made from his original teeth. They got it from somewhere. Their violence was obviously inherited from their Mother. And that's not that bad when you're protecting what is yours.

In a world where Alastor went to Heaven alongside his mother, Charlie lost everything – her hotel, her guest Angel Dust, her dream. She is devastated.

Lucifer was both sad and happy at first, as he thought his daughter would need the wake-up like he did – he never believed in her dream after all. But then Charlie does not get better, sinks deeper and deeper into depression, and Lucifer won’t allow his daughter to suffer like he did.

So he checks the orb to see what makes the hotel work in other universes, sees Alastor the Radio Demon, and asks where this sinner is in his own universe.

When he sees that their Alastor is a winner, Lucifer shrugs. He is the Devil. Stealing a mere winner away from Heaven will be a piece of cake.

Alastor wakes up in Hell, very confused but also curious about the notion of redemption – and what’s this about Exterminations?

Lucifer steals a winner from literal Heaven. Said winner is perfectly happy to help with the hotel and IS helping and getting things back in order and just ran into a maddened Niffty and depressed/lost/drunk in the gutter without even his soul to his name Husk and bring them in (it's like fate!) and Lucifer is happy that his daughter is smiling, the old Overlords try and destroy it again they don't like hope or the possibility of souls leaving them and Alastor discovers he's immune to their attacks (no Carmilla means no angelic steel weapons means no angels can die discovery) and makes it clear the hotel is protected and safe and if they come after it he'll beat them and broadcast their humiliation live, so more souls come, the hotel is thriving everything is great - and Heaven is freaking out because the devil came and stole a winner form the safety of inside Heaven's gates. Alastor's mother is desperate for her son to be safe and rescued, please!

This is everything they feared.

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Alastor was twirling in his chair, bound to it with cables, when he heard the windows in Vee Tower break. His husband landed among the debris, smoothly standing up while casing the room. His eyes lingered on Alastor and the reopened would on his chest. Then they latches onto Vox. The TV was surprised and reacted slowly.

"Wha- What the FUCK?!?! Who are you -?"

"Tell me." Blitz said softly. The impact was louder than the gunshot that still rattled Alastor's head. He froze, realizing everything was about to go to shit. Because the one thing Blitz doesn't fuck around about is the health, well-being, and safety of those he loves.

Unfortunately for Vox, Alastor was one of those people.

"Tell you what, you fucker? How I'm going to kill you? I'll start by putting an Angelic bullet in your di-"

"Word 's going 'round that you're 'bout ta fight Heaven. They say you're aiming to be the next coming of God.”

Vox smirks, thinking this is another fan that just got to close. Or someone who wanted to make a deal. "Well yes, I am -" He pauses as an Angelic hunting knife is stabbed into his shoulder. With all the force of an angry Imp.

"That just means there is no one you can pray to."

Vox looked horrified into the eyes of the mad Imp staring him in the eyes. Level because his feet treated the picture box as a welcome mat. Blitz rips the blade out, just to hold it over his head for another strike.

"Blitz." Alastor sighed out. There was no static in his voice.

The monster stopped, clearly waiting for something. Instructions? Approval? Vox had no clue.

"Blitz." Alastor sounded breathy. Vox had never heard such a voice come from him. Both the name demon and the screen demon turned to look at the deer. And oh, what a sight. A flush decorated Alastor's cheeks. His eyes, lidded and heavy and seductive, were radically moving dials. His grin looked like he was barely holding back drool. His ears focused forwards, towards the Imp. Thighs pressed together tightly as only the toes of his shoes skimmed the floor. Head thrown back against the head rest of the seat. He looked like he was enjoying the view.

"Mon cher. Mon amor." Alastor was very clearly eye fucking the dude who was about to kill Vox. Vox was too stunned at the display to compute anything else.

"My perfect husband. Come to rescue me?” Alastor let out a low and dangerous chuckle. "I need no such thing. But, by all means, if my sweet little lap lizard wants to become a fierce dragon for me? I will gladly enjoy the spectacle. Though, not today."

"You wretched creature. You tore my heart out on purpose." Blitz looked at Alastor with something almost like hate. Or that's what Vox read, seeing all that fire in the creature's eyes. "You have always been a vile thing. Cruel. Callus. Cold."

"You can be more creative than that!" Alastor looks excited. Like it's the most stimulating thing he's been involved in since becoming a hostage.

"You have lead me into DAMNATION. Again and again and again." The Imp's tail lashed about, agitated, as he turned to face Alastor. "The taste of carnage is all you leave me with whenever I press my lips to yours. You're as warm as a corpse. There is something inside you, rotting, spreading decay within me every time I hear your voice made of broken melodies and fracturing screams."

"It's my heart. All that is left of it. All for you." As he croons -fucking croons- at the short demon.

(He has never seen a face like that on Alastor. Holy shit, it's going to haunt him every time he has sex. It's going to haunt every dream. It will creep up in the back of his mind when the silence becomes too loud.)

"I loathe you. I love you. You are the most ethereal creation I have had the pleasure of standing near." Blitz sounded half mad. Vox would probably too, if Alastor looked at him like that. For now, there was a very good reason Vox couldn't stand up.

"Love me. Loathe me. Fear me! And I will give you everything. Every ugly piece of me. Just never let me be bored."

Blitz hopped up onto Alastor, knees on either side of the other man's thighs, and looked him deeply in the eyes as he cupped the other's jaw.

"Never." He whispered into the radio.

Neither could seem to resist as they kissed.

Though Alastor was the first to pull away.

"Beloved." And Vox had never heard such genuine feelings, let alone love, from the deer. "I have my games. You know how I play. This will be a week. Maybe three at most. Go home. Rest. Soon, you may wet your teeth on my enemies. For now?" He looked down into slitted eyes with such heat Vox felt like he was burning. "Know that I chose to be here."

Blitz looks heavily into the other's eyes. Then gives a single nod, before jumping back out the window. It isn't until this moment that Vox suddenly realizes that this is the window of the 42nd floor.

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Vox's heart stops looking at a very familiar pair of red deer ears. There's someone standing in the lobby of Vee Tower who looks so achingly familiar at first glance.

On a second glance, it's not him. It's not Alastor.

There's a tall woman, long red hair held back from her face by a teal headband that helps keep her bangs in the correct position. Deer ears lightly flicking in boredom. Little antlers peeking up between the pair. She's wearing a black turtleneck with an extra long lab coat thrown over. The very bottom, where it hit the back of her knees, was tattered and lightly stained with splotches of brown and red. She worn a pair of long teal palazzo pants that matched her headband, barely revealing a pair black of high heeled boots. Pens in her breast pocket and a badge from a different company that he's pretty sure is for the medical field.

Zipping over with what was probably more enthusiasm than he usually has with potential new hires could easily be overlooked. But who could blame him? This chick looks like Alastor! The Radio Demon! If she wants a job, he'll find one for her working strictly under him.

"He-llo young lady. Welcome to Vee Tower. Are you here for a job?" Getting a close up look just revealed how similar she was to the other Deer Demon he knew. Same red nails. Same grey skin. Same gold teeth. Same smile! The eyes are almost there, but her cornea is real blue-green instead of her having the same red on red Alastor had. She had thicker version of his red eyelashes, as well. "Because, lucky for you, we're hiring in many fields right now!"

"Oh?" She had a smooth voice with a slight flair to it he couldn't place. Her smile stretched out as her eyes lidded from being squished by her cheeks. "Well hello to you as well, sir. I'm not looking for a job at this point. I am actually waiting for someone. I apologize for loitering, but I'll only be a few min-."

"Jazz?" He heard his assistant, Ethan, call out.

The stunning woman's neck snapped as it turned towards the other man. He smile stretching even more as her eyes filled with mania.

"Ethan! There you are. You told me you're hours ended at 6:30 today, but it's almost 7.”

"I am so sorry. I had some stuff I needed to double check would run smoothly. I didn't want our date to get interrupted." Ethan gave a wobbly smile in clear infatuation.

"Well, it's a good thing the reservation is for 9. We'll have enough time to get changed and get to Cannibal Town. I can't wait for you to meet my Papa. He's excited to meet you!"

"Ha. Ha-ha." The eel choked out from a strained smile that dropped in fear. "That feels like a death threat at this point."

"Oh come on. He'll love you the moment he realizes how much you care about me. I don't see why you're so stressed. Oh! And don't forget that my younger siblings are coming too. So try not to cut yourself on anything."

"Aren't they sharks?" Ethan gulped as the woman's, Jazz's, smile somehow gets even bigger, green stitches revealing themselves and threatening to snap. "Of course. You know why, even if I do get cannibalized, it's not permanent."

"Don't worry, they know I'm the only one that can take a bite."

"I think that might make your dad want to kill me more."