#qrp

someone reblogged this post so i decided to give Alastor this t-shit too JFHDIHJFSKDFJKSDLFK

And of course his bestie has to see this

I dont know if qpr has a flag so..

I like to think Luci is a lot more childish/playful with Al - which results in him catching Al off guard more than he catches Luci off guard (be assured it does happen though.)

Lilith is much more teasing with Luci which ends up in a lot more gulps and flusters for Luci (he loves her.)

Also a testament to their different relationships !!

I am still more on the 90 if not more % non sexual radioapple and whatever romance they have going on if anything it’s more a Queer Platonic than your classical relationship.

which also leads back to the silly idea of Lilith coming back to Lucifer having taken Al as his executioner and being like “who is this ?”

I have the silly idea that while Lucifer tries to pretend like it’s nothing because Alastor is annoying + he thinks his wife would be annoyed,

she gets up close to shut him up and goes “That’s hot.”

and Lucifer stops functioning.

Lilith then teasingly enquires if Lucifer likes Alastor (I will always Polycule over love triangle actually) and Lucifer goes beat red, tail fanning behind him wildly and goes back to sputtering nonsense because he doesn’t know how to explain and like maybe, kind of ? but he hasn’t even REALLY gotten to talk about that with Alastor he THINKS Alastor knows and they have agreed not to think about it, to settle on this weird respect where Lucifer knows Alastor isn’t touch fond and Alastor lets him cuddle every once in a while, and like they have made out at least twice but it’s always always on Alastor’s terms and that’s fine that’s more than fine and Honestly Lucifer is pretty sure Alastor doesn’t do relationship like that and-

Alastor pops over his squabble to calmly chuckle over him and go “No, your majesty, our relationship isn’t-“ looking at Lucifer’s wide eyed look, now he coughs, a slight colour in his cheeks - ear flicking as he averts his eyes perhaps realising only now that he really is talking to the king of hell’s wife herself but they have talked about her,

“- Whatever Lu feels for me is his business,”

he throws him into the deep end and Lucifer feels it wash over him like he’d been dumped right into the ice cold ocean oh he’s going to fight him,

“- I,” he emphasis “don’t do things like that, simply keep him company.”

Lilith is mostly amused, huffing, glancing between them, cocking her head ”Lu ?”

Lucifer laughs, smile growing on his face God he wants a kiss, will she kiss him now ?

“Haha, a lot of people are unfortunately on a first name basis with me now Darling-“ “Quite” Alastor echoes “Think nothing of it.”

Lilith giggles again, hearthy and quite and secret and behind her hand and Lucifer can’t stop his tails flicking if he wanted to - he loves her, so much

“Oh I didn’t but you, you are interesting.”

Alastor does a little bow of sorts, leaning down to Lilith’s shoulder as she kneels by Lucifer’s height - his wings flutter,

“Thank you, your highness,”

“Lilith.”

“Mnm, Lilith,”

A wicked grin over takes the radio demon then, voice a whisper,

“You should kiss him.”

he teases “He's missed you an awful lot."

and the look on Lilith’s face is sweet and dangerous and wicked “Oh I plan to.”

And Lucifer get’s his kiss at last <3

saw a reddit post comparing the ena meeting eachother with that one xaiver the renegade episode and i just HAD to make it!