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A Wanted Guest 🍎🐧📻 1/?
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to make it platonic or romantic
that is the question
you're a sick fuck nana......
"maybe we'll get married one day, but who knows?"
:: megumi fushiguro x fem!reader, ooc (?), pure fluff, cussing , megumi fushiguro is VERY in love with you, i wanna write angst, i’m sorry dani is this better
Megumi Fushiguro used to be described as the stone cold student of Gojo Satoru. The head of the Zen’in clan, even. No one would approach him unless he approached them just from his judgmental gaze alone. Even stepping anywhere near him was a choking hazard.
But when put within a meter radius of you, the boy would melt like an ice cream cone shoved under the sun. His jagged edges softened, and he could physically feel his heart overheating in his chest.
The others only started to catch on (and take every chance they could to tease him) during the sister school exchange event, or more so, the week before the goodwill event. It was convenient for them because everyone just so happened to be there (except for yuta, but it wasn’t like he couldn’t already tell before he left for africa anyways)
He had just gotten his ass beaten by Todo, blood spilling from his skull as he laid weakly on the ground. He let out one of his signature annoyed groans, staring up at the sky like it would somehow take him away and save him from the embarrassment.
“Bonito flakes.” Toge blinked, watching Todo walk off to look for his search.
Megumi threw an arm over his face, shielding his eyes from the glaring sun. He didn’t need to for long though, cause a shadow soon stood between him and the bright light. Could he really say he was shielded from the light, though? What was providing him with his very much deserved shade was none other than you.
Sometimes you were like light itself.
“Hi, idiot.” If people didn’t know you at all, they would’ve thought you were mocking the poor, injured boy. But Megumi knew better, and all you were doing was trying to make him feel better after losing miserably in a fight, almost having to result to summoning- you know. Stupid.
You braced one hand on your knee, the other one reaching out to help him off the floor. His hand brushed yours for a second, before reluctantly taking it to pull himself to his feet. You gave his hand the tiniest squeeze, before finally letting go.
You let a smile graze your face. “You look like shit, megs.”
“Shut up.”
Toge and Panda stood off to the side, analyzing the entire interaction silently, like one does. I mean, if they didn’t, they never would’ve caught the smallest, minuscule smirk curling at Megumi Fushiguro’s lips. The last time they ever saw a hint of a smile on his face was when Gojo accidentally tripped down the stairs.
Anybody could see it, really. His feelings for you were so easy spot that even a blind man could see it. You wouldn’t lie and say you couldn’t feel all that either, but would you have rather admitted that you had a crush on Megumi Fushiguro out of all people, and that you’d always get lost in his piercing blue eyes that always seemed to sparkle when the sun hit just right-
Ahem.
Contrary to popular belief, you and Megumi were in fact not dating. It honestly pissed people for whenever they saw you two doing couple-ly stuff then proceed to say you had zero romantic feelings for each other. You two could make out and still say your relationship was platonic.
What was probably the worst case of this so-called paradox would probably be your sparring practice two weeks ago. All you were doing was throwing punches left and right, so what could possibly go wrong?
Everything wrong possible happened that fateful afternoon. (for megumi specifically, but that’s not the point)
Megumi Fushiguro’s physical strength and skill at hand to hand combat was higher than yours, so it seemed like he had an unfair advantage over you in this situation. But what people often forgot about you was that you made up I’m speed where you lacked in strength.
Somewhere along the way, Megumi had been thrown onto his stomach on the ground with his head locked between both of your legs. He was quite literally on his knees behind you as you leaned forward, hands placed flat on the ground.
What weirded everyone out was how he wasn’t fighting back. He wasn’t even struggling. He just sat there, accepting his fate. As a matter of fact, he seemed more frozen than anything.
“Wait- [name], don’t move. I wanna take a picture.” Nobara snickered, whipping her phone out to snap a quick one. Megumi groaned, and he felt you choke him harder when Nobara yelled out ‘cheese!’. Man, he seriously couldn’t breathe.
“Uh, [Name]-” He slapped your leg weakly, choking on his own spit. “Are you gonna let me go or-”
“Sorry!” You immediately flipped yourself over, going to check on his neck the moment you let go. Everyone stared in awe at the girl who would’ve most definitely choked anybody else out for the love of the game, freak out over her… “best friend”.
They finally bit the bullet one day, giving into their urges and finally asking you and Megumi about your relationship. Everyone was gathered in the break room, doing what we they were doing when Yuji finally opened his mouth to drop the bomb.
“Are you two dating?”
Everyone looked up when he asked the question everyone had been dying to hear the answer of. Although the acted all uninterested, everyone’s ears perked up in anticipation.
In the far back corner, you were on your phone, your legs slung over Megumi’s lap. Without looking up, you allowed yourself to sniff, then-
“Yeah.”
Everyone dropped what they were doing to gape, their jaws hitting the floor and probably dropping into the pits of hell.
“Since when?” Maki adjusted her glasses. She always thought something was going on, but it wasn’t like she had any substantial evidence to back her claim up.
“I think I asked her out around six months ago.” Megumi supplied, staring up at his friends like they weren’t literally prying in on his personal life.
“You asked her out?” Yuji’s booming voice rang throughout the room, filling the gaps of silence they were leaving behind.
“Mhm.”
This was probably one of the most obvious things in the world. They should’ve seen it coming really. I mean, who wouldn’t look at you two and assume you weren’t dating, especially with the way you acted around each other?
When you two announced your engagement exactly a decade later, they all had the same wide-eyed faces and shocked tones. These frauds would later receive a harsh scolding from Megumi after finding out they bet thousands of dollars on this canon event happening five years prior.
You had a gift. The gift to take down the walls Megumi spent so many years building up, that is.
a/n: do you all forgive me for the Yuji fic yet
I’m bad at describing things so here’s what I meant during the training scene (also if I’ve already written something similar to this I’m sorry I have bad memory)
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I'd like to request a yandere rivalry between Alastor and Vox
Alastor owns the reader soul and they work under Alastor at the hazbin hotel. Maybe Vox had a history with reader before they made a deal with Alastor. Vox is pissed not only is Alastor back but reader made a deal with him. idk I don't got much ideas in my head.
Sure! I think I have some ideas for this in mind... so I'll write what I can! I've fallen out of the fandom a little bit so I'm sorry if this didn't come out well :(
The Vox section is a similar plot to another draft I was doing, but it didn't save so that one will come out later. Other than that I apologize if I accidentally recycle plots from others fics I did. I write so much I forget.
I'm also sorry I didn't focus much on the rivalry conclusion... more on the build up... I went with the flow.
Yandere! Alastor vs Yandere! Vox with Darling who made a deal with Alastor
(Rivalry HCs)
Pairing: Mixed Romantic (Vox, maybe Alastor)/Platonic (Alastor, Vox originally) - Rivalry
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Possessive behavior, Jealousy, Soul ownership, Degrading behavior, Thoughts of kidnapping, Isolation, Toxic relationships of all sorts, Mentions of sleeping together (Vox), Swearing, Forced/Dubious relationship/companionship(s).
can i distract you?
eunseok x reader. wc 4,155.
eunseok means business! he has taken it upon himself to be reader's anchor through heartbreak.
beware: oral sex (fem receiving), a little fingering too, bad boy trying to use pirated websites. also reader cannot stop lying.
part 1 part 2

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ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇɴʜᴀ // ꜰᴇᴀᴛ. ᴏᴛ7 x ꜰ! ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
synopsis : the daily shenanigans of life with enha, as the 8th female member ! i’ll be doing little blurbs or oneshots and possibly try smau’s if i can!
includes : ✑ enha being idiots, random shit, [name] as an idol with enhypen, etc. obviously she’ll have her own room and stuff, etc. this probably won’t be a slow-burn, maybe rushed, maybe some members already have feelings, who knows!
reader calls the members ‘hyung’ despite being female, because the company makes her do so as ‘oppa’ is typically for romantic partners or close relationships with the men, etc. it’s supposed to express a platonic relationships between them so fans don’t ship them or get angry at the mixed gendered group. because it’s a requirement to do so in public, she does so at home too!
i understand that “oppa” can be used for brotherly purposes as well so i suppose i could’ve used that term, but since reader is around the same age, the members may interpret it as romantical
and my purpose for NOT using oppa, is because i want to have it be used in the future as their relationship builds.
ex. “[Name]~, how come you refer to Heeseung-hyung as ‘oppa’ and not me?” Jake pouts as he wraps his arms around you. You give a shy smile towards the aussie and hug his arm. “Heeseung-oppa asked me to..” but Jake frowns further and nudges his nose into the crook of your neck from behind. “Hey.. call me that too, okay?.. even if not in public,” his grip tightens on you. “call me that too.” You blink, a bit confused at his tone before you quietly murmur, your cheeks dusted pink. “..Oppa.. you can let go of me now.” When you refer to him with that title, his grip suddenly loosens and his breath stop, and he hides his face further in your neck, preventing you from seeing his flush. “again.”
however this will be a romantic series!
“One, Two, Connect! Hello, we are Enhypen!”
"It would be our little secret. No one has to know, but us, and that's all that matters, right?" Heeseung murmurs into your ear, his lips brushing against it with a kiss.
"I'll make sure no one ever finds out about us. You can trust me. I'll love you behind the cameras." Jay promises, arms around you as he pulls you to his chest, petting your hair.
"We'll make it work, right? We always will, so don't worry. Whatever happens, I'll protect you." Jake gives his signature puppy smile, fingers intertwining with yours.
"I shouldn't feel this way, but it's different with you.. So let me love you. I don't care what anyone says." Sunghoon's eyes are soft yet downcast, as he presses a tender kiss to your forehead.
"I know it's wrong.. I know what will happen if this gets out, but why does it feel so right when I'm with you?" Jungwon lets his eyes flutter shut while his lips meet the back of your hand.
"I just want to be with you, more than just as members or anything." Sunoo leans down, pressing his lips to your cheek to kiss lightly. "Believe me."
"You can keep a secret, can't you? I know you want this too. So. just trust me." Niki can't help but cup your face, hands holding your cheek as he kisses you deeply.
The seven of them can’t help but stand before you with hope, warmth and affection laced in their eyes.
"I love you, [Name]."
BREAKING NEWS : [Name] [Lastname] from ENHYPEN, DATING A MEMBER RUMORS?
ALBUM TITLE : Life W/ Enha
Track One : A Typical Night
Track Two : Fainting on Stage
Track Three : Enha Trip : Day One
Track Four : Enha Trip : Day Two
Track Five : Getting Into an Intense Argument
Track ??? : Interviews
to be written..
A/N: so i hope you guys are looking forward to this. i obviously might get some stuff wrong or something, im a somewhat new engene, and i know ill get some flame for this too but this is just fun fluff stuff.. so dont take it personally ! <3
this will include blurbs, oneshots, smaus (maybe), scenarios with each member or some members or all members, like their reactions to you with saesangs or fans who accuse you of things, etc. and will gradually reach romance with all of them, some faster than others!
if you have thoughts or suggestions, feel free to share ! if anything that is insulting or rude, then please refrain from commenting it.
not proofread! i changed the intro :P if you saw the old intro, you didnt.
Ok so, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME REQUESTING AAHDUFHDH so, I read your req rules very politely, and can I also very politely ask for.. ok now here's the thing-- (male) reader is a very sleepy person, like, when I say sleepy, they could probably fall asleep on the floor and wake up asking how they fell asleep. Bucci gang finds them literally anywhere around the safehouse, and they all debate on where reader would somehow fall asleep next. I'd say maybe it's more of a fluff, platonic little fic, but can u pretty please make Abbachio a little romantic :3? Say Abbachio has a crush on reader? Idk if I'm even requesting right, I don't remember the req rules anymore, my brain has the attention span of a goldfish
Can I pretty plz be 🍒anon? I see alot of people doing this and I lowkey don't know what it means.. teach me the Tumblr ways
𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐂𝐒
A/n ; HELLOO SWEETIEE!!! oh my goodness I love this request, it's so adorable, this screams bonding time with the gng ahh !! And yes !! you may be 🍒 anon! (My first ever anon!!! Yay!!) Now coming to Tumblr.. I'm new as well haha 😂 so we'll learn along the way together? (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) (Edit; i thought you meant hcs because it wasn't mentioned to be a scenario, then I read it again and realized... I'm so sorry sweetie 😭 I hope you still enjoy it tho🥹)
dividers are by @/cursed-carmine
Romantic for Abbacchio , x m!reader but can be read as gn reader too , fluff , platonic for the rest
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When people are asked what they think sleep is, they'd say, “Well..it's something you do when you go to bed.” Unfortunately for you, the universe decided to make it a constant companion of yours. You fall asleep, everywhere—on the bed, on someone's bed, on the ground, on the couch, under the couch, anywhere. There's not one place you haven't occupied once. And after all that, you ask yourself or the poor soul you just gave a heart attack to, “How'd I fall asleep here..?” and your team members are thinking, “HOW'D HE FALL ASLEEP HERE??”
The Bucciarati gang have very ambivalent feelings about this. Narancia and Mista are amazed by you and think you deserve some type of trophy. Bruno and Fugo are deeply concerned for you. Giorno is somewhere in the middle. And Abbacchio keeps finding more reasons to love you. Now, at the end of every week, it's mandatory that they all place bets on which places they'll find you asleep in next. For some reason, Bruno is very accurate.
BRUNO BUCCIARATI .
— ☆ Bruno is.. deeply worried for you. He does find your sleeping places rather surprising—he's questioned it a few times but after noticing that you aren't resting in places that are potentially dangerous to you or your well being, he quietly accepts it. The actual cause of his concern is because of how much you tend to sleep.
“No normal person can sleep for half the day and still manage to function normally.” would be the running thought in his mind when he sees you sleeping contentedly under a table. For the third time.
— ☆ At first, Bruno didn't take much of it to note and assumed you were very tired—but when the fourth or fifth time rolls around and he couldn't find you anywhere the entire day, then sees you curled up to yourself underneath the couch. He's scrutinizing you. Very intensely. He insisted you should get a check-up at the doctors. Even after the doctor tells you're perfectly fine—he does not take it.
— ☆ He does his best to adapt around your sleepiness; Bruno decides if the doctors couldn't help, he will. He doesn't invade into your personal space, he cares for you in a way that seems near but far enough for you to breathe. He occasionally checks on you, adjusts your sleeping positions to something comfortable or just straight up carries you to your room. He still finds you on the floor somehow.
— ☆ Bruno has taken up the duty to prepare you black and earl grey teas to keep you up and about for at least a good amount of time. And gives you sweets to nibble on for a boost of energy; he knows that rest is important, but too much can impact you negatively. He's managed to slowly get used to your peculiar habits, but still can't help but get a fright when you go missing the whole day and someone tells him you're just casually napping on the damn roof. With a blanket on, safety comes first.
GIORNO GIOVANNA .
— ☆ Once tripped over you and fell face first into the ground, hard. He is, as well, concerned for your well being. He can't help but have his flabbers gasted when he finds you sleeping under the coffee table and then being asked, how'd you fall asleep here.
“I know sleeping feels..good. But I'm getting worried each day for you.”
— ☆ Giorno immediately clocked your sleeping thing when you two were assigned a mission, and after completing it, he finds you dead asleep in the enemy's lair. Giorno has thought of multiple ways to pull you out of it—but after observing how at peace you looked while sleeping, in the end he decides he'll just quietly make sure you don't fall into danger while trying to take a rest.
— ☆ Whenever Giorno comes across a sleeping you in a place that's not suited for it, he'll kindly move you to either the couch or to your bed. Giorno doesn't exactly have anything to do, since Bruno's the one taking care of it; so he helps in ways he can. Sometimes, if he's feeling exhausted coming back from a rather difficult mission—he'll unknowingly seek you out. When he does find you, Giorno will snuggle up to you and fall into the same sleep you have been consumed by. Hey, even he has to get his sleep in too you know? But now Bruno has two people to carry to their bedrooms.
GUIDO MISTA .
— ☆ Frankly speaking, he finds it sick. Like in a cool way—like that should be a record, why aren't you gifted a trophy for it?? He did scream once because he thought you were dead since you were in a position that was very similar to that one Peter griffin position, right in front of the living room entrance. He then asks you for sleeping tips.
“DUDE THAT'S LIKE— SO COOL?? PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.” He accidentally yells into your face as you are still halfway through into awoke consciousness.
— ☆ Mista does find the entire scenario kinda hilarious—but at the same time he does make sure you are alright and that this whole thing isn't some bad thing in disguise. He's a expressive guy, so with him near you will not sleep; he'll actually go out of his way to grab you from wherever your sleeping on and take you into whatever conversation he's having. He too understands that sleeping is a vital thing for the human body, but too much of something can be harmful.
— ☆ Alrighty, I don't even have to say it—Mista does indulge in your sleeping activities too. He accidentally found Giorno curled into you like a cat as the both of you were sleeping on a new fluffy carpet—he raised an eyebrow at the sight. Then thought, “Eh, they look way too comfy sleeping like that.” and got comfortable near you two. Proceeded to fall dead asleep. Bruno can't catch a break, this time he'll just drape a blanket over you three and pray you don't get back pain or someone steps on you.
NARANCIA GHIRGA .
— ☆ Narancia low-key thought it was normal, then eavesdropped on one of Bruno's conversations regarding the amount of time you're awake and asleep. Then he realized it wasn't normal as he thought it would be. Him being the youngest, and quite literally the most energetic out of everyone, can't relate to your sleepiness. He finds your sleeping areas horrible too.
“Come on!! You can't just sleep the whole day, let's go outside!! I want some ice cream!” He tries his best to also keep you awake, by getting you up to join him on his little adventures.
— ☆ He sometimes steals the candies Bruno gives you, but then instantly apologizes to you..he just can't help himself! They look so good.. It's a once in a lifetime occurrence that he actually does end up sleeping in the sleepy cuddle—he'll probably either try to escape or turn into a chatterbox that's turned into soft background noise. But in the end, Narancia being young does finish up all of his energy fast. So it's inevitable he falls asleep too.
PANNACOTTA FUGO .
— ☆ Panics a lot for you. Also did trip over you but managed to catch himself in the nick of time. He's on the same level of worry Bruno is—and tries to understand how your body just.. functions like that.
“Maybe.. we should take a walk? I heard that it's good for replenishing your energy!” He doesn't force you to come or engage in activities, just softly suggests ideas he'd like you to participate in.
— ☆ He doesn't find the entire sleeping together thing comfortable, but does like to occasionally watch over you all. If you ask him if he could read a bedtime story, he'd find it absurd—and immediately he's in his library checking for a good book. His soothing voice lulls you into a deep sleep. Even if he isn't happy of the fact you sleep more than you're physically awake; he can't help but feel his heart warm up at the adorable sight.
LEONE ABBACCHIO .
— ☆ Truthfully speaking, he finds this amusing. But is still scared shitless when he doesn't see you the entire day even while knowing you're probably snuggled to yourself somewhere.
“Sometimes I wonder whether you love scaring the soul out of everyone or it's just natural for you. Either way, keep yourself out of danger yeah? Don't want you in some shady shit.” He doesn't try to keep you up—instead he's kinda of impressed you manage to sleep this much since he's an insomniac.
— ☆ Whenever he finds you sleeping somewhere; he'll stare at you for a couple of minutes, and then gently maneuver you into his arms so he can lay you onto your bed. He doesn't forget to tuck you in too. If anybody happens to catch him; they're gone. He finds the sleeping cuddle thing absolutely stupid. He silently seethes when he sees Mista cuddling you while Giorno's head is resting on your chest. Obviously they see you as a good pillow, nothing out of the ordinary. Yet, Abbacchio tends to slam his wine glass a bit harder on the table when the memory keeps on replaying in his mind.
— ☆ SCENARIO !
The memory was vague, but still fresh in your mind. You were sleeping on the cold, hard ground while snoring softly. You didn't even realize it; but you couldn't bring yourself to care, it felt nice to finally close your eyes after such a tedious day. You curled into yourself instinctively, everything around you being hushed into a comfortable silence. Your surroundings slowed, your breathing evened—but you sensed something wasn't in place. You felt a broad shadow loom over your form, though you weren't conscious enough to look up; you could only manage a brief open of your eyes. Whoever towered over you, bent down; you felt something soft land over you. And at the same time, you also felt something press onto your open palm. It was when the faint sound of footsteps descending you lifted your heavy eyelids; there was something on your palm. Purple lipstick. Painted on the skin of your palm in the shape..of lips. “Mm..” You chuckle, pressing your own lips to the imprint while returning back to your sleep. You could hear his rapid heartbeat from a mile away.
rating the pitt ships bc i need to get it out of my skin
garsantos/garcia x santos: 6/10
they're basically canon which automatically makes them a little boring to me I'M SORRY but i do love some problematic yuri, and they're both very hot. they would be hot together, although i fear they may clash (which could also be hot who knows)
mavadi/mateo x javadi: 7/10
i honestly was doubtful of this at first bc of the awkwardness and the weird thing going on with mckay but they grew on me immediately after the mass casualty. him supporting her in her adrenaline crash. him drinking with her after shift. they're endgame for sure but i don't think their dynamic or chemistry was interesting enough for me to be too invested
melangdon/mel x langdon: 2/10
i'm sorry!! i see it?? but that doesn't mean i like it. they give older brother/younger sister energy to me. i think people are right to love the "you're here!!" scene but i don't interpret it romantically, i think it's an abandonment/mentorship/sibling dynamic reaction imo
rabbot/robby x abbot: 10/10
i love me some old man yaoi. was it casual when we almost jumped off the same roof on the same day. no further notes
rollins/robby x collins: 2/10
exes that should probably stay exes. they've got a cute energy now as friends and the ambulance bay scene with them was so hearbreaking, but i think it may be for the best that they stay apart
mohabbot/mohan x abbot: 7/10
didn't know this was happening until i went online. considering i didn't see it in my own watch, i'm not the most invested ever, but i do think there is evidence that they may perhaps want each other so bad. will be keeping tabs on this one to see how i feel in the future
hucklerobby/whitaker x robby: 10/10
can't see this happening for real but i can dream can't i?? problematic age gap religious guilt closeted traumatized mentor x rat boy my beloveds. why are we touching so much?? i know what you are
more niche ships belowww