This is a joke of corsé

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@eryingsfate : ur gay

me: *offended gaysp*

me: i am offended, i am just someone who enjoys queerns, lesbeans in my chili, and bi ke rides.

@eryingsfate : where are you getting these puns from

me: i made them myself. im funny, i trans ition well between topics, AND i can take out a demi god with a pan. eat that, heracles. im very straight

@eryingsfate ; ur gf would say otherwise..

me: i always have an ace up my sleeve, dont worry

There’s gas price, Goo-Gone™️, and ghost face.

We also have magazine, mesothelioma, and Megatron.

Finally there’s Applebee’s, arson, and amphetamine.

Loki: Yes.

Eddie: And you’re bisexual, yes?

Loki: I only recently learned what it meant since we don’t have labels like bisexual or non-binary on Asgard, but also yes.

Eddie: Then wouldn’t that make you a bisexual god?

Loki: Yes, why do you ask-- *gasps* I get it!

Eddie: *lifts him up* All hail the god of bisexuals!