To cheezits <3 (I will never love you as much as I do these crackers. Deal. No keep reading because you must see this. And only the original flavor + toasted, because the others are abominations and an affront to snackkind.)

I love you for all you are. Sometimes airy, rich in a way only artificially flavored "cheese" crackers could be. When I bite into you from the individual package of roughly 20-30, you're all one piece. Salty and just enough to tide me over until lunch.

All I need, truly.

And when I bite into you at home, oh that's where I feel the love. Airy, and oh fuck, you can taste the layers in each tile, each square of perfection. The salt, not small but not overwhelming and just heavenly.

I gasp in delight upon seeing that marketing red that graces your packaging. My sign that my worries are about to fall away, and perhaps, nay. Indefinitely, I will feel whole once more.

My muse.

My love.

My one true friend.

My center of gravity.

My anchor in these cruel times.

My mother fucking heroine.

I am easily won over by only two things. Flattery, and Cheezits.

From, your valiant fan, defender, and lover

~ Izu