#prank week

Fools

@soironic how does a person even avoid that many whoopee cushions?

“AND WHO LET THE SOPHOMORES JOIN IN!?”

Dark’s hair and fur is puffy thanks to a spark spell so either hedgehog or human it will look like a fro and be fluffy. who hit him Lightning

I completelyforgot to post the one on here for rare pair weekend! Anyways here's this. Every time Luke came home from work he'd whine and groan about his long day and how terrible it was working for the company. He'd talk about his co workers and how funny they are when the boss isn't around, but mostly how shitty work was. Jonathan would just get him get him some coffee and listen to him ramble on about his day. They both worked for the same company just different hours and different positions. Luke worked in the office's while Jonathan himself worked IT. One day Jonathan's roommate came home with an unusually strange pep in his walk. Usually it was an exhausted trudge as he had just broke free from Hell. Jonathan watched the man smile at him as he made his way to the kitchen. Not long after sounds of food being cooked echoed in Jonathan's ears, he forced himself to spy on his roommate. "Okay what happened?" Luke smiled mischievously, but continued chopping up carrots. "I don't know what you mean." Jonathan crossed his arms over his chest and leaned against the wall. "First off you walk in all happy like you did when you fucked that girl at Walmart and got away with it. To add to that, it's fuckin' Monday! And if that wasn't strange enough you're cooking! So what happened at work?" "Oh nothing." He scraped the carrot bits into a pot, not bothering to look at Jonathan. He wasn't going to tell Jonathan, that is until he felt the young man pull at his nipple rings. "Okay! Okay!" Jonathan loosened his hold. "So you remember that bitch that worked in the office beside mine?" Jonathan nodded. "She got fired last week." "And?" "Her replacement showed up today and sucked me off." Luke somehow managed to say that with a straight face. Nobody else Jonathan knew could do that. His eyes widened. "You're kidding." "I am. But he's your type according to Evan." Luke was smiling like a fiend knowing he pulled one over Jonathan's head. He watched the expression on Jonathan's face change from shock to 'I'm going to murder you'. "So aside from that trash, what really has you in a good mood." Luke reached inside his pants pocket pulling out a folded piece of paper and handed it to the man questioning him. "What is this?" Jonathan unfolded the paper before Luke could give a verbal answer. Once he saw what it was he raised a brow to the bearded man. "Prank week? This is what has you all happy. Prank. Week." "Me and Ryan have the perfect prank to pull on Evan." Jonathan let an exhausted sigh pass his lips as he turned and lazily waved off Luke. "I'm done with you. I'll see you in the morning." Yep it was in fact prank week in the company, and Jonathan, somehow, manage to dodge and weave the mess that was prank week. Sure Lui would try to do little things to Jonathan, but somehow they backfired on him. Jonathan saw less and less of his friends that worked in the offices, probably too caught up in their shenanigans to do their jobs at breaking their computers. At least they reached a new record. The boys and girls from IT hardly left their cubicles throughout the week. That doesn't mean IT didn't join into the fun of pulling pranks either. Lui was actually the first victim in IT to fall under prank weeks war. Jonathan had watched first hand as David changed his desktop wallpaper into a giant black dick and change all his folder names to sex oriented titles. If that didn't sound bad the other Irish boy decorated his desk with dildos of all different shapes and sizes. David and Brian were very proud of their efforts, but if you asked Jonathan the best part was the fact that Lui kept the dildos. Anthony was the next to fall as Scotty had mixed some sort of dye in his coffee, staining Anthony's teeth blue the rest of the day. Then there was Adam, the prank king, who actually came down from the offices to prank IT by somehow setting up a picture of the bosses hairy balls when you go to log onto the computer. From there the pranks became much less memorable. Well Anthony did wrap David's cubical in tinfoil, and Brian and Lui did take their lunch break to cover Scotty's car in post it notes. Jonathan didn't partake in this silly event. It was Friday and Fridays were always the worst, yet still IT hardly was needed. Jonathan always thought he wanted days like these where he wasn't constantly getting calls and complaints about the office's computers, but this was ridiculous! He actually felt as though he may as well not have a job. Seriously! How is it that hardly anyone has had issues with their computers, are they not using them? It seemed even Lui was bored out of his mind rolling up and down between the aisles of cubicles in his chair. "John!~" Jonathan hummed in response glancing up from the book he's been reading to keep himself sane. "Make something happen." Jonathan smiled curiously, folding the corner of his page before closing the book to look at the shorter male. "How do you expect me to make something happen?" Lui just groaned melting into his chair while staring up at the ceiling. "I don't know go break a computer or something so we can fix it." "But then we'd know how to fix it cause we know what the problem is." The monkey groaned and lazily pushed himself and his chair away. "You're no fun." Jonathan's nose was back in his book again, but it didn't last long. A smiling Luke and Ryan and a soaked Evan made their way through the cubicles. Luke knocked on the pathetic walling of Jonathan's space with a pleasant smile. "Knock, knock." Jonathan turned to face them. "Me and the boys are going out to get lunch. Before you clock out can you go and fix up Evan's computer. We don't know what's up with it." "I can do it!" Evan smiled at the squeaker. "Actually Lui we have a special mission for you, David and Bryce. In Nanners office I left a stack of dick pictures on his desk. I want the entire room tapped with those photos." Lui's smile widened in mischief. "He left early so you have all day to get it done." Lui didn't answer nor did he reply, instead he took off running for the elevator. "But yeah it'd be so awesome if you could fix my computer for me." Jonathan let out a sigh as he took his time standing. "Alright." They each took their separate ways. Evan, Luke and Ryan took the elevator down while Jonathan took the stairs up. He hoped they hadn't done too much damage to the computer...or poured water on it like they had Evan. He rounded the corner walking down the hallway in search of Evan's office. Once he spotted it he stepped inside not expecting someone to already be standing in the office. "Don't close the-" the door latched shut. "door..." Jonathan didn't like the sound the door made when it shut. He jiggled the handle and sure enough him and this stranger were locked inside. He panicked. "Don't even bother there's no way out until they let us out." Jonathan quickly turned to face the stranger staring at the man. "Let me guess they didn't actually break his computer." The stranger shook his head with an annoyed sigh. "No, but if you're Del they left you a message on it." Oh joy. Jonathan was quick to get behind the computer and wake it up. Sorry Del. This is our friend, Tyler, the guy I told you about. You weren't going to take the time out of your day to meet him so me and the boys thought we'd give you a little push. We'll see you two before quitting time. You'll thank us later, have fun! Your loving amazing best friends, Luke, Evan and Ryan "I hate them." Tyler chuckled softly. "You and me both. May as well get comfortable." Jonathan swore under his breathe and watched as the man leaned against the far wall and sunk to the ground. A sigh slipped from his lips as he leaned against the wall opposite of Tyler and sank to the floor, just as Tyler had done before. "They talk about you a lot, you know that?" Really? Why would they do a thing like that? "What'd they say 'bout me?" The giant held a goofy grin and folded his arms over his chest to combat his silent chuckles. "Luke likes to talk about how you are around the house, Evan non stop talks about how goofy you are, and Ryan talks about the rebel in you." He rubbed his hands together and risked a glance Jonathan's way. "Luke told me about how much you like to cook, said you're a damn good cook too." He looked nervous as Hell and if Jonathan didn't know any better he'd say he was a bit red in the face. "Evan said you liked wrestling, but not watching it on t.v. You liked to play wrestle in the living room, he said you once broke one of the legs of your couch wrestling with him. Ryan said a few things that...probably aren't supposed to be heard." Jonathan couldn't help but laugh. "Sounds about right." When Jonathan was able to collect himself he looked at the man in front of him. "I, uh, haven't heard much about you if I'm being honest." "Oh thank God!" The two trapped men busted out laughing, Jonathan never tumbled over with how hard he was laughing. "What could be so bad about you that I shouldn't know?" The man was red in the face with embarrassment and Jonathan couldn't help but take his chances. On all fours Jonathan slowly crawled over to the man on the other side of the room. He sits beside him and smiles when Tyler says nothing. "I was hoping I'd get a chance to ask you out to dinner sometime. And seeing as they've told you hardly anything means I have a better chance." Jonathan giggles lightly and pushes the man beside him lazily. "I'd say yes even if they had." Tyler was smiling with victory, but didn't say a word. The silence was comforting, even though it usually means that his three "amazing" friends are up to no good. A yawn slips from him and he rubs his eyes to wake up a little more. But it does nothing to help, instead he feels more tired than he already did. "Come here." Without thinking Jonathan leaned into Tyler, resting his head on the giants shoulder. It didn't take long before Jonathan was snoring lightly. _ It was almost quitting time, and Luke was hoping to have at least heard Jonathan yelling from the room they had locked him and Tyler in. Yet he heard absolutely nothing. He was waiting on Evan and Ryan to come around the corner with the office key, and the wait wasn't very long. "Adam's office looks great. I can't wait to see his reaction tomorrow." Ryan smiled, and Luke couldn't help but laugh at what will happen tomorrow. "Ten bucks says their making out." Luke rolled his eyes at Ryan's comment. "Just unlock the door." If Luke was honest he expected an angry Jonathan and Tyler, but what they say was very different. They were sleeping slumped against each other, one of Tyler's arms wrapped around Jonathan's waist. "I say this prank came out a success." A simultaneous "agreed" came from the other two.

ALSO WILL TOOTHPASTE OR SILLY STRING DAMAGE THE PAINT JOB ON A CAR???? HELP!?