#prank anon

Telling them you're pregnant as a joke by mochinomnoms — two

//ooc OMG WE'RE MUTUALS you're the anon who was horrifying prank with the eel imps info weren't you? Also I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF YOUR IMPS bc they're really unique and awesome

Bidwell looks around in confusion. “What…what am I agreeing to? Am I supposed to sign something?”

He’s crumbling the label in his hand while he grinds his teeth.

Y̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʀ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴡ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʟ̶̲̅ᴄ̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ᴍ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ʜ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʜ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅S̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ᴜ̶̲̅ʟ̶̲̅?̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴅ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ғ̶̲̅ɪ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅s̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ᴜ̶̲̅ʟ̶̲̅.̶̲̅ ̶̲̅I̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴡ̶̲̅ᴀ̶̲̅s̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅'̶̲̅ᴛ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ʙ̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ʀ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ʙ̶̲̅ʏ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ᴀ̶̲̅ᴛ̶̲̅ᴜ̶̲̅ʀ̶̲̅ᴀ̶̲̅ʟ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴍ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ᴀ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅s̶̲̅.̶̲̅ ̶̲̅I̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴅ̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ᴜ̶̲̅ʙ̶̲̅ᴛ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅I̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ɢ̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ᴛ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ʙ̶̲̅ᴜ̶̲̅ᴛ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ʜ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʏ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ʏ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʀ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ᴠ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʀ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴋ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ᴡ̶̲̅.̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴀ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ᴅ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ɪ̶̲̅ғ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅I̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴅ̶̲̅ᴏ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ʏ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʀ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴄ̶̲̅ᴀ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ʙ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ᴛ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅I̶̲̅'̶̲̅ᴅ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅s̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʟ̶̲̅ʟ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ɪ̶̲̅ᴛ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ғ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅ʀ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅ᴀ̶̲̅ ̶̲̅P̶̲̅ʀ̶̲̅ɪ̶̲̅ɴ̶̲̅ɢ̶̲̅ʟ̶̲̅ᴇ̶̲̅

“....... Did I get.....smaller?.......please no....”