Cool Team Fortress 2 Facts!

- gun (backup)

Demoman, staring blankly at the road ahead: chikcen bake

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Wishes to pick up the bug: Sniper, Pyro, Soldier

Soldier chases after him with a box of snails. “Chapel of the Snail! Chapel of the Snail!”

Spy stares at him in shock. “…were you inside that couch the whole time?”

“Hole? What hole?” Engineer squints at the hole in the ground, adjusting his goggles. “Well, I’ll be…that wasn’t there yesterday! How’d that get there? Did Soldier rocket-jump too hard again?”

Spy hesitates, but he eventually asks, “…who’s there?”

Fear: Scout

Spy doesn’t look up from his newspaper. “I don’t do knock knock jokes…” he gets quiet, and then sighs. “I’ll make an exception just this once. Who’s there?”

Sniper collects a lot animal bones. They’re not always from things he’s hunted, sometimes he just finds them and keeps them if he thinks they look interesting. He has many unusual trinkets.

Scout accepts the parking cone, looking it over. “Huh…thanks! You wanna see me jump over this a bunch of times?”

Spy blinks multiple times, frowning. “What…? Why would you do that?”