#poor eric

and a full version

What if Eric was the ghost, like a silly condemned soul wandering aimlessly in limbo for eternity for his irredeemable sins, desperately trying to find Alan or the last soul he needs except he just circles around crystal Palace everyday because he never remembers where he checked the day before so it's just ean endless loop of searching and

And poor Eric just wants to help Alan but he can find neither him or the last soul anywhere

And if confronted by a reaper, he still fights back despite his hesitation and let's them get as many hits as they can despite not being able to be reaped or hit

Joshua: Look, I found Eric's bisexual.

Joshua: *sees Eric*

Joshua: Hi, Eric! I found the bisexual you're hiding.

Eric: What?! Hey, Little buddy. Don't tell daddy about Jack, please

Joshua: ...you named it?

melissa: the last time we used a crowbar in the show i think was with winter when he was in season 1 he was breaking the ATM.

eric: *shaking his head* 

melissa: he’s shaking his head ‘cause i’m gonna tell everyone– 

also melissa: *proceeds to tell the story of how eric ripped his pants on the second rookie episode* 

8x10: I Ka Wa Ma Mua, I Ka Wa Ma Hope-Where Danny find out what Steve did

Holy shit! We all know that what Steve did was to save him but come the fuck on. You can’t tell me that this didn’t sound so dirty.

I am going on record to say my mind was so in the McDanno gutter of Steve sticking his fingers inside Danny, wiggled them around and yeah my mind is a very dirty place right now.