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Pranking male Naruto characters by avoiding their touch.
Uchiha Sasuke
At first, Sasuke ignores your strange behavior. If you wanted to be weird, that was your headache, not his.
But when you sidestep him during a mission as he reaches out to steady you after a jump, his eyes narrow.
"What's your problem?" he asks, deadpan, stepping closer and reaching out for you again.
You shrug innocently, dodging his touch once more. His jaw tightens, and he retracts his hand.
Sasuke is surprisingly patient after that. But after you dodge his touch a third time, that patience snaps.
Determined to keep up the charade, you move to avoid his arm when he tries to protect you again.
"Whatever" did you seriously think he had a problem with not touching you?
He doesn't even bother with words anymore. Playing along with your game, he grabs the back of your shirt and effortlessly flings you out of harm's way.
"Hey!" you cry, barely managing to land safely.
"You wanna play games? Fine," he mutters, completely unfazed by your wide-eyed glare.
For the rest of the day, Sasuke avoids your touch, despite your whining and apologies. This was your punishment for playing silly games with him.
Uzumaki Naruto
"huh??"
You must be tripping, Naruto thinks, watching you duck when he tries to pull you into one of his bone-crushing hugs.
Naruto is all about physical affection, high fives, random hugs, scooping you up into his arms. So when you dodge his hug, his jaw drops.
The look on his face is too ridiculous, you can't stop yourself from bursting into laughter at his utter shock of your audacity.
"You're so dramatic" you roll your eyes, pulling him into a hug as an apology.
Naruto grins and returns the hug twice as hard, lifting you off the ground for good measure. Ignoring your squeals of embarrassment, he parades through the village with you still awkwardly dangling in his arms as punishment.
"Put me down Naruto! You're so embarrassing!"
Aburame Shino
Shino is flabbergasted, to say the least. You never avoided his touch, and he loved that because you were the only person he was comfortable being affectionate with anyway.
His eye twitches, but his shoulders eventually sag in relief when he sees you struggling to contain your laughter.
You were just playing a silly prank after all, thank goodness.
He discreetly releases a meliponine bee from his jacket sleeve, the little creature was harmless and couldn't sting, but you didn't need to know that.
The moment you spot it, your eyes widen.
"SHINO, ONE OF YOUR BEES ESCAPED!"
Shrieking, you leap into his arms. His lips stretch into a smug smirk as he catches you.
"Oh? What's this? I thought you didn't want me to touch you?"
You narrow your eyes, quickly connecting the dots. Jumping out of his arms, you smack his shoulder lightly.
"Touché"
Hyuga Neji
Neji was pretty much sick of your shit at this point, you've been on a pranking streak all week and it put him on edge.
Now he questions every little reaction from you, wondering if it was a prank or not.
Even now, he stood watching you, his posture stiff, an irritated glare on his face.
"Stop testing my patience y/n."
He grits out, reaching for you again, watching you move out of the way.
"Have I...have I done anything to upset you?"
he asks, voice shaky, exhaustion creeping in. He was afraid this time you weren't joking and he might've actually upset you.
You immediately drop the act, not liking the kicked puppy dog look on his face one bit.
"I'm sorry, I was just messing around" you tug him into a hug to which he returns with a glare, ultimately glad this wasn't anything serious.
He reaches down to flick your forehead.
"Ow!"
"You're an idiot. Quit it with the silly games ok?" he murmurs gently brushing his fingers over the spot he flicked.
"Ok ok"
Uchiha Itachi
Itachi chuckles, watching you sidestep his hug. He immediately knew you were playing games, no one craved his touch more than you did.
"Are you sure you want to do that? I'm leaving for a mission and won't be back till tomorrow"
You bite your lip, weighing your options. He was right, 24hrs was way too long to go without a hug.
You huff, shuffling into his still open arms with defeat. "Fine, I yield"
He laughs again, giving you a soft squeeze before pulling away.
"I'll see you in a couple hours" he says, placing a kiss on your hair before pulling away.
"See y- wait what! You said tomorrow"
"I lied" he calls out, smiling casually, like he didn't just decieve you, continuing down the path without looking back.
You can't help but snort at his tactics, you were so going to get him back when he returns though.
Uchiha Obito
"Well aren't you a picture of domesticity" Obito muses, watching you make coffee in one of his button downs, the shirt large on you.
He can't help himself, he reaches out to feel your soft skin only to be met with air when you move out of the way, giving him a strange look.
If he paid more attention, he would've noticed the look on your face was you struggling to hold in your laughter, but his stomach was too busy dropping to his feet.
Obito was insecure, about his face, about his body, and his past. Despite your reassurances, a part of him never believed he was what you wanted.
He was chronically paranoid that one day you'd realize you could have better, and leave him.
It didn't take you too long to figure out what was going through his head when he froze, staring at you like a deer in headlights.
"Shit, this was a terrible idea" you immediately grab his hands, placing one on your cheek and the other on your waist "I'm sorry, I was just messing around"
He stares down at you for a few seconds gauging your sincerity before sighing, his body untensing in relief.
"You're a menace..." his arms snake around you, pulling you into his chest, happy this was just a joke.
"I know, I know, I'm sorry"
Hatake Kakashi
Kakashi notices but doesn't react right away. Instead, he silently joins your game.
Every time he sees you coming he makes a point to dramatically avoid touching you even by a hair's breadth, bending and contorting his body into all sorts of shapes.
"You're terrible" you giggle, trying to grab him, watching him dodge your hands like his life depended on it.
"me? You're the one who started it"
he finally relents, letting you tug him into your arms.
"You could've seriously hurt my feelings you know? I'm sensitive"
You snort, Kakashi didn't give a shit and you both knew it.
You lean up, tugging his mask down to peck his nose as an apology "You're about as sensitive as that rock over there"
He chuckles, deciding to let your snark go, he won after all, you wouldn't be avoiding his touch again.
I just realized I've never done headcannons for the naruto characters at once, so enjoy!
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You’re one of the only ppl that still write for Jiraiya and I eat it up!!! What positions would he like do you think? Can add other Naruto charas if you get the inspo! Thanks for your writing, it’s always fantastic <3
tysm! i would love to know your input on the new writing style i tried for this one!
“What’s your favorite position?”
featuring: Jiraiya, Kakashi, Itachi, Gai, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Lee
i did smth a little different this time by making it both hc and fic layout. let me know if yall fuck with this or not
not proofread!!!
Jiraiya
doggy, missionary, cowgirl, full nelson, 69, reverse cowgirl, every single one you can think of.
Jiraiya’s a sex addict, as we know. he is perfectly fine and equally obsessed with any position.
he’s nasty with it too, absolutely no care in the world while he pounds into you from behind. your in the nastiest doggy style position of your life: head tilted to the side while being pushed down into the pillow, tears and drool leaking from you face, back arched so harshly you know it’s gonna ache in the morning, and don’t even get me started on the sounds. Skin slapping, incoherent blabbering and moans from you, and of course…the cocky ass mf that’s fucking you like this.
“Just like that baby….your doing real good f’me…” you wish you could wipe that smug smirk right off of his stupidly handsome face. but honestly your body is so exhausted your arms are unable to move. your paralyzed and at his mercy, and you really couldn’t be any happier than right now.
After he cum inside of you, leaving another frothy white ring around his cock, he changes positions. your flipped onto your back faster than your brain can comprehend before he’s right back inside of you, rearranging your guts for the fourth time tonight. or maybe fifth….? who knows at this point. 
Kakashi
cowgirl, need i say more?
i will die on the sub kakashi hill, so this one definitely takes the cake as his favorite.
i also believe that after his long days of teaching or missions, he’s more tired than anything and really would appreciate you being on top—but that doesn’t mean he won’t provide for you too!
Kakashi doesn’t want to be anywhere else but underneath your beautiful body while you use him however you like. He’s tired, worn out, and his brain feels like mush from dealing with naruto’s constant talking. Luckily, his perfect darling wife is there to save the day by bouncing on his cock and milking him dry. it’s nights like there where kakashi will tear his mask right off and moan unashamed for you.
“Fuck baby…just like that…” he’d groan softly, letting his eyes shut as your pussy takes away all of the stress from his tense body. He wouldn’t take long to finish, holding onto your hips with shaky hands as he cums inside. “sorry…” he’d softly say as his body comes down from its high. “It’s okay my love…you’re tired…i understand.” you’d kiss his cheek lovingly, reassuring the poor man that it’s okay to take a break. But honestly what kind of man wouldn’t finish his wife off before going to sleep?
Kakashi’s second favorite position is his face being buried deep in between your thighs. Kakashi is a munch and he knows damn well he’s good at it too. lazily slurping at your hole while his nose presses at your clit…he has all the techniques down. “K-kakashi!” you grab his hair, pulling on those pretty gray strands as he eats you out like a starved man. he’s just moan into you, rewarding you kindly for the riding you just performed. both of your are going to sleep satisfied and happy.
Itachi
missionary
very classy and unoriginal, but he has his reasons for it.
Itachi loves you in quiet ways. He doesn’t feel the need to shout it out from rooftops. and he feels the same way about sex. sex has always been described as messy, rough, another way to show ownership of each other. That made Itachi feel sick, yes he owned you just how you owned him but why did you need to roughly love eachother to show that?
“Good girl….focus on me.” as if you had a choice. Itachi was slowly pumping his cock in and out of you, and honestly right now you’d rather him go fast. With the pace he set, you could feel every vein and ridge fill your walls, and the length he had was too much to bear. “Itachi!” He shushed you softly, lips pressing against your pulse point as a way to soothe. “None of that my love…just relax. let go…let me do all of the thinking for you…”
With your shaky legs wrapped around his torso and limp arms stuck to his back, you couldn’t really argue much. Itachi knew just how to work your body, he knew just what to do to bring you to the edge. Sometimes he was a little too good at it…and sometimes you also believed he used his genjutstu on you. but how could you complain when he could easily draw three orgasms out of you within 5 minutes 🤷♀️
Gai
girl i don’t even wanna know the positions he puts you in.
he thinks of sex like training. yes there was one time where a handstand was involved, don’t ask me idk.
but as for his ultimate favorite, i think he’d love some mating press sex.
Gai loves being pressed nice and close to your body, his sweaty hair sticking to your forehead as he breaths in your exhales. “Maito…harder…” you like to make it challenging for him, because that’s what you two are all about. rivalry. and what’s rivalry without challenge? He loves the way you are, and he think it’s quite amusing that you still try to boss him around even though you have no way to escape him. your in no position to be in control, especially not when he’s balls deep inside of you and your still soaking for him. he had every right and reason to shut you up and pound into tomorrow. but he doesn’t, because you have him wrapped around your finger.
“Yes ma’am.” he’d respond, a little too enthusiastically before doing as you requested. He wonders how many calories he’s burning right now and how much hips strength he’s gaining. but all of those irrelevant thoughts leak out of his ears the second he feels your soft hands on the back of his neck, running through his black hair. “M-maito! i’m gonna…” Your soft moans remind him why he even trains in the first place. he has too much to protect. (aka…you)
and don’t even get me started with the way you dig your nails into his back muscles and biceps when your close. It fuels his determined mind to lift more and more until his body can’t even handle it. your hands admiring his hard work makes every part of the agonizing training worth it. He explains it to Lee in that way, telling him that when he finds a woman he will be pushed to train further. though he does leave the sex part out…he doesn’t want to talk about allat with his non-biological son
Naruto
oh please…he doesn’t even know what the hell a sex position is. he just pounces on you and however you guys land is how you do it.
Though 69 will take the cake for naruto.
To Naruto, there’s nothing better than eating you out. And there’s also nothing better than getting a blowjob from you. with 69….he gets the best of both worlds. He’s laid back on his bed, muscular legs spread apart and hands digging into your flesh while you’re on top of him, straddling his face and gripping onto his knees for stability. Naruto’s on cloud nine, smile plastered onto his lip as his tongue flicks against your clit messily and sporadically. He’s changing things up so fast you’re not too sure what to focus on.
“Naruto….slow down…” he hums in disapproval, slightly smacking your thigh so you’ll get your mouth busy again. You try your best, focusing on the task at hand but the way his mouth moves again your cunt is too much to handle. don’t worry though, Naruto understands. he knows he’s a good eater (duh!) so he’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and let you ride his face like there’s no tomorrow.
and no he doesn’t care if he can’t breath. suffocate him between your legs, that’s exactly where he wants to die. “Mmm….lets go again!” he’d be too energetic after while your limp body lays against the sheets. “Soon baby….i need a minute.” you chuckled, wondering how your poor bodies gonna survive spending the rest of your life with this man. but it’s all worth it in the end.
Sasuke
sasuke is a pretty calm soul during sex, he isn’t into the whole messy, crazy stuff. (though he definitely can be like that sometimes)
looking into your eyes can be a very intimate thing, but sometimes too intimate for him. which is why i believe sasuke would like doggy style.
“Very well done….your doing good.” sasuke would whisper, his voice sounding so monotone you weren’t actually sure if he was being sarcastic or not. He was just trying to keep his cool, he wanted to seem like he was holding it together. when in reality, his sanity was being stripped away by the tightness of your cunt.
You were like a vice around him, and it was driving him crazy. he had you bent over, face first into the pillows and ass in the air. he wasn’t holding you down or pounding into you, he was very gentle. Sasuke just liked this position so that he didn’t have to stare into your eyes. that was too much for him sometimes. your eyes just do something to his body that he can’t explain.
“S-sas….right there…” he always hit the best spots, even when he was unsure of it. your praise keeps him going, it fuels his ego. but he would never admit that. “Right there?” he’d smirk a bit, letting himself get a little cocky as he thrusts right into that special spot, making your finish all over the bed sheets. he tries to act so stoic, but you know how insecure he is deep down. so making him feel all strong like this is something your willing to do to keep him proud of himself.
Kiba
like sasuke, kiba’s favorite is doggy. but for completely different reasons.
doggy style lets him get deeper, rougher, messier, etc. let me get into this:
“Keep screaming like that, baby.” he’d have the most smug smirk of his life painted on his lips as he pounds your ass into next week. he would hold your face down, completely unashamed as he lets the sinful sound of skin on skin fill the room. This would be your third round at this point, your thighs were violently shaking, threatening to give in and let your body fall. but don’t worry, that won’t stop Kiba. he’ll just continue holding you up while fucking you, not even stoping for a damn second.
“Kiba! w-wait!” your voice falls deaf to his ears as he growls, gripping into your hips as obliterates your cunt. There’s no waiting or breaks with Kiba, you just have to sit there and take what he gives you. but how can you complain when he flips you around and you get to look at that greek god body. it’s all nice and sweaty, all of his muscles tensing and on display for you. it makes this whole thing worth it
after doggy he’d fuck you in a mating press, holding the backs of your thighs back as your bodies rub against eachother. “Yeah fucking take it.” his voice is all raspy now, and it’s turning you on much more than you’d like to admit. he uses this time to pull your hair, spit in your mouth, and tease you for how pathetic your being for him. he’s such an asshole sometimes….but he’s your asshole.
Lee
like his sensei, lee thinks of sex like training. but he’s not all crazy about the positions mostly because he’s not very knowledgeable about sex.
i think lee would like missionary because he kiss you and hold you as much as he pleases. but he also loves cowgirl, but you won’t be riding him. he’ll thrust up into you like he’s on a hip thrust machine (it trains his glutes and quads LMAO)
“L-lee slow down!” He has you on his lap, griping onto his biceps for dear life and he easily fucks up into you at an inhumane pace. “P-promised you five orgasms tonight! i can not disappoint!” he says it as if he’s doing a motivational speech. Lee’s just as overstimulated as you are, the only difference is, you’re exhausted. he’s just getting started.
Once he gives you three in that position, he’ll switch it up. now he has you in missionary, your gentle hands tracing down his lean spine as he fucks you much slower than before. You have to explain to him that being soft is okay too, and that you like it. “Am I doing a good job?” he asks, puppy eyes looking down at you. It makes your heart swell up when he looks like this, all cute and determined. how can someone look so innocent while actively destroying your pussy? “Amazing job.” you correct.
The kisses with him go crazy. he’s obsessed with your lips, and you’re obsessed with his. missionary give you the perfect opportunity to make out with his pretty face. it’s always so messy at first, but eventually he finds a rythme with you, making it soft and sweet. he’d cum much faster while kissing you, mumbling apologies into your mouth because he feels bad. but he can’t help it! it felt too good!
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Shout out to the awesome Ideasbyhungry on tiktok for this rewrite! I just had to turn it into a mini comic (and also added sasuke in there for a more dramatic effect lolll!)
Don't get me wrong Sakura sadly is not win this fight, but Itachi definitely underestimated the mind of a teenage girl
boyfriend!itachi uchiha and his big and beautiful dark eyes ꒰ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ
how can you say no to him?
cw: college au, ooc, art by kiryukazumaaa
You're trying to get your notebook and laptop into your bag when you feel two strong arms wrapping around your waist and pulling you deeper in the bed. Ah, great, he's awake. Your whole plan of leaving before he wakes up and finally attend a class it's gone down the drain
"Itachi," you call for him, feeling his face bury in the curve of your waist and inhaling you in.
"Mm?" Now he's even tangling his fingers so it's harder for you to break free from his grip.
"I gotta go to class," you explain to him, patting his head and pinching his arm. "And you should too."
You sigh softly, trying to wiggle a little in his hold, but Itachi only tightens his arms around your waist, you can feel the way his nose presses gently into the curve of your waist.
"Itachi," you say again, your voice coming out softer than you meant it to,. You run your fingers through his long dark hair, smoothing it back from his face even as you pretend to be annoyed. "Come on, baby. I really have to go this time. I missed three classes last week because of you."
"Mm… five more minutes," he mumbles, his voice sleepy and rough. His fingers lace together over your belly, locking you in place with that quiet strength of his.
You tilt your head down to look at him. His face is half-hidden against you, but you can see the peaceful curve of his lips, the way his lashes fan out on his cheeks. God, he's so pretty it should be illegal.
"You said that twenty minutes ago. I have a quiz today, you know how much I need to pass this class."
He shifts then, slowly lifting his head enough to rest his chin on your stomach. Those big dark eyes blink open, and fuck. His pupils are so wide and soft, swallowing up most of the deep obsidian color until they look like endless pools of warmth. He stares up at you with this perfect, innocent puppy expression, the thought of you leaving him even for a couple hours is the saddest thing in the entire world. His lower lip juts out just a tiny bit, not quite a pout but close enough to make your resolve crumble.
"But you'll come back right after, right?" he asks quietly, kind of purring. One of his hands slides up your back under your shirt, tracing lazy circles on your skin that make goosebumps rise everywhere. "I wanted to make breakfast for you."
You bite your lip to keep from smiling too wide, because you know he's doing this on purpose. Itachi is never this openly clingy with anyone else, but with you? He's like a big cat and you're his favorite human.
"You're impossible," you whisper, cupping his cheek with one hand. Your thumb brushes over his smooth skin. "What happened to my cool and mysterious boyfriend who used to act all aloof? Now you're just a giant teddy bear who won't let me out of bed."
He turns his face into your palm and presses a lingering kiss there, his eyes never leaving yours.
"I only act cool when other people are around," he admits softly. "Stay a little longer? Please? I hate waking up without you next to me."
You lean down and kiss his forehead, then the tip of his nose, because how can you not when he's looking at you like that? "Baby, I love you so much, but I seriously need to go. My professor already emailed me about attendance. If I miss this one, I might actually fail."
Itachi lets out a dramatic little sigh, but he doesn't loosen his grip. Instead, he rolls over slightly, pulling you with him until you're draped across his chest. Your notebook and laptop are forgotten on the edge of the bed now, his arms wrap around you fully, one hand cradling the back of your head so you can hear his steady heartbeat.
"Just ten minutes," he negotiates, his fingers playing with curls of your hair. "I'll make it worth it. I can help you study after class too."
You laugh quietly against his shirt, burying your face in the fabric because his scent is so comforting it makes you want to say yes to everything. You know damn well he isn't going to help you in anything.
"Stop looking at me with those eyes! You know what they do to me."
"What eyes?" he asks innocently, but the way he widens them even more, tilting his head like a lost puppy, tells you he's fully aware. His hand rubs soothing circles on your lower back. "I just want my girlfriend here with me. Is that so bad? The bed feels too big when you're gone."
You peek up at him, your chin resting on his chest. His hair is all messy from sleep, falling around his shoulders in silky waves. "You're so dramatic." You make a little pause, looking away and then right back at him. "Five minutes."
"Ten."
"Seven. And don't push it or I'll leave right now."
He pulls you closer, kissing the top of your head as he tucks you against him perfectly. You snuggle into him, breathing in his warmth, knowing damn well that these mornings are some of your favorite things in the world.
"You're lucky you're so cute," you mumble against his neck.
