hhhhh, i got lazy at the ending and atp idk what title to put. i got inspired from some fuckass asmr that i didn't even bother to watch. enjoy or hate it idc
"Sweetheart, what's got you so moody?"
That was the first question you were greeted with before you came home from an eventful day, that tore off every single bit of energy from you. Rien was waiting for you in the kitchen, he was just done preparing something.
"Nothing Rien , nothing." you answer in a tired voice. You REALLY wanted to rest and take a big fat sleep. But first, you had to check out what your spouse tried cooking for you. He is a good husband , who knows how to prepare food and anything in general. How lucky.
"Are you sure? Dear, do tell me , what is troubling you?"
"Just another tiring day , I suppose, as usual."
"Mm"
He wasn't the type to persist , though, he wish he could help you sometimes, with whatever happened. Even if you keep it a secret, he will still find a way and try to help you. Either he notices small things about your behavior that changed or simply, reactions towards something. You usually had to initiate a conversation first though.
You were greeted with the smell of omelettes. Simple yet efficient. Probably he took the initiative himself to decorate them with all kinds of stuff which you appreciated. Nothing is better than coming home and be greeted by your husband.
Sometimes, he's busy. He's busy fulfilling those Prescripts and he can't greet you with his mere presence. He still leaves some gifts though, as an apology, for not being there for you.Mostly flowers or hell accompanied with handwritten letters, with his handwriting being elegant to say the least. You somewhat have an idea of what he does behind the scenes and that, you're actively put at risk by the Prescript , but you learned to accept it. You also know about his past, his past wife, his kids. hell even Ryoshu and how much he cherished them all. He has moved from since but still reminiscences over it. Over how he couldn't save them and watched his family die with his daughter betraying him.
Even if it might seem childish at first, he would read bedtime stories to you that he never got to finish. The ending was left for interpretation but you REALLY wanted to know what happened. Whenever you tried falling asleep after a tiring day, his voice would soothe you, lulling you to sleep in a short period of time before , eventually, joining you in bed, holding you close.
It wasn't like this always. Sometimes, you'd sleep alone, without him. And you wouldn't be lying when you missed his warm presence. He'd make it up for you though, eventually.
Hell, he even know how hard your job is, listening to your complaints about your shitty coworkers, that asshole of a boss that keeps on pestering with MORE paperwork and the fact that weekends are a blessing for you.
Both of you were busy but still found time to spend together , even if it was for a short period of time. That counted too. As long as he was here , with you , that's everything that mattered He loved you truly , as a person completely and his acts showed that. Rien would cook for you if you were feeling sluggish, he would help you organize your paperwork (though he didn't know what they are about) and give motivation to keep on going. He would also console you if no one was there for you, reassuring you:
"Sweetheart, let everything that pains you on me. I am here for you. I shall carry your burden so you, could be happy. Afterall, your mere smile is enough to keep me going."
While you appreciated his acts towards you, you felt like you had to help him somewhat, to get back at him for taking such good care of you. It felt like whatever you were doing wasn't enough.
"Are you still here? Your food is becoming cold and then it won't be as enjoyable." He said while waving his hand in front of your face.
"Ah uh, I'm sorry, I was spacing out. Was thinking about some stuff."
You were brought back to reality, after getting lost in your thoughts. You completely forgot about your food at this point. He had finished it and was standing right in front of you, waiting for your next move. He'd admire you when you weren't looking at him.
Whatever, you finished your food fast and decided to take a well deserved sleep. You didn't feel like doing anything else anymore . Afterall, tomorrow was Saturday and it was late at night. Weekend finally came after an eternity and it felt like pure bliss.
"Would you want another bedtime story darling? I promise I'll finish it this time. "
"Make sure you keep your promise. I'll end up spoiling the endings myself if you don't, maybe kick you too."
"Anything for you. You know how much you mean to meâŠright?" He said while ruffling your hair
"Rien is grass green?"
"Yes dear. What are you trying to insinuate?"
"Tch, I will kill you one day, I swear."
You had plenty of bedtime stories in your house , most of them catered towards kids. You'd think their original purpose was for Rien to read to his (dead) kid which, you were right. He also knew what your favorite childhood story was.
"Would you like to go through your favorite childhood story again? You seem like you're under the weather afterall sweetie."
"Rien I told you countless of times that I don't mind what you're reading. Just do whatever."
"Alright love, if that's what you desire."
Usually, when he did this, you would sit near him, sometimes with your head on his lap. When you did that, you'd be greeted with him standing as still as possible just to not risk waking you up, like a brick wall which you appreciated but eventually you reassured him that if he was busy then he could wake you up, on the promise that you'd fall asleep back again.
Anyway, he grabbed your favorite book and started reciting from it, slowly but efficient, because you could feel your eyelids dropping and being lured by your well deserved sleep. It was a good feeling ever, you coming late at night, being tucked in your bed by your husband and then him reading a child's book. As long as you were comfortable then he didn't care much.
When he finished reading it, you were already dead asleep. You didn't even notice that he forgot to get to the ending AGAIN. To this day, you still don't know why does he do these kinds of stuff. Is it of pure laziness or something much deeper?
He slowly stars to caress your face , going as far as to caress your lips. He then reaches out and kisses you.
"Mm, asleep? I see, I see. You're still beautiful when you're like this. My beautiful flower."
Thankfully, today, his beeper didn't ask him to do anything, so, he decided to hold you close to him and cuddle you.
Goodnight.
yea idk how to write overly poetic characters and he unironically is first on the clasament on "Who is the hardest character to write as a oneshot" , on second place being either yi sang or heathcliff. mb is he is ooc
IM SORRY FPOON ANON ILL DO YOUR REQUEST SOON FORGIVE ME.
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Just a small idea (wc: 170) that has been bringing me immense comfort recently due to given events in my own life.
The last person who should find out you, member of the ADA, get bullied is Kenji.
Yeah, the Port Mafia is dangerous (whose members would never admit it, but they care for you, so nobody gets to make you feel bad about yourself). Akutagawa can be overprotective as hell, Nakahara is a force of nature and on the ADA's side, Ranpo can be surprisingly cruel when people he loves suffer (and since you're a member of the Agency he loves you). Dazai, of course, is the incarnation of chaos, and Atsushi, just like Akutagawa, turns very protective and Fukuzawa will not stand for his employers getting mistreated by anyone, but we all know what happens when Kenji gets angry. And he'd get angrier than ever before if he found out the sweet person who he considers his older sibling gets bullied.
Those bullies better start praying real hard that he doesn't find out, because if he does, no force in heaven, earth or hell would be able to save them.
also i may have emotionally adopted Kenji bc we look a little bit alike and i just need someone to emotionally protect me rn.
Could you write a Sinclair x reader where the reader likes compliment him as they snuggle together?
COMPLIMENTING SINCLAIR WHILE YOU SNUGGLE.
( i had to sneak in my favorite quote. sorgy.. sinclair and the reader are in one of those tropey relationships where you act like you're dating but nobody's confessed yet đ€ )
your and sinclair's relationship is.. confusing to the other sinners. if you aren't dating, why do you sit so close? why do you go to his room in the middle of the night and relax in each other's embrace?
with your face nuzzled into his shoulder, you need to resist the urge to press a kiss to the exposed skin from where his baggy night shirt hangs loose. instead, you opt to raise a hand and gently trace the softness there.
â your skin's really smooth.. â you murmur, lips parted into an awed 'o.'
sinclair cannot halt the pink that staines the apples of his cheekbones at your touch. the way you compliment seems to only increase his heartbeat. he worries that you can hear it.
â you.. um, you think so? â he meekly responds, inwardly making a wish that you do not cease your caress.
â yeah, â you confirm, drawing your hand away despite his (unspoken) wishes.
sinclair can still feel the ghost of your touch. his eyes soften as he gazes at you with a serene expression that only comes during moments like this. no stress nor anxieties plague him. there is so much pain in the world, but not in this room.
when writing hcs with multiple characters,would you rather it be broken into multiple posts according to the organization the characters are from or all of em in one post?
hello! may i request headcanons for chuuya having a crush on someone who's dense? like he could ask them out in the most straightforward way possible and it would still go over their head?
yes, yes of course you may!
sorry this took so long! my computer was out of commission for abt a week (or two..??)
but this is also my birthday writing piece for chuuya!! (4/29/21) i even added a small drabble thingy in addition to the hcs for the occasion hehe
from where i am, it is about fifteen minutes past midnight so itâs officially chuuya day here!!
happy birthday chuuya i love you! you deserve the whole world and everyone is willing to fight tooth and nail to ensure your happiness! we love you! đđ
anyways, i hope you all enjoy this! i kinda had some writerâs block but it was still a lot of fun to write! there might be some mistakes, but iâll scan over it again later. reader is gender neutral! have fun!
chuuya having a crush on a dense! reader
nakahara chuuya x gn! reader
im cackling somebody help him
heâs frustrated bc you canât take a hint or a thousand but he canât even be mad bc heâs whipped
âlook at you all dressed up today, wanna go out later? my treat?â
âoh really? thanks chuuya-san! youâre such a nice friend. iâll go invite the others right now, iâll see you later!â
â...â
fast forward to later in the evening and he finds himself at a little restaurant with the black lizard + higuchi and akutagawa
sigh
in unison all of them go, âthank you for the meal chuuya-san!â (except aku and hirotsu are quieter & and gin just a nods hehe)
âno problemâ (êŠ ÂŽÍ áš `Í )
gin only pats him on the back in sympathy
he spends a lot of time trying to think of ways to make it absolutely and undeniably clear that he has feelings for you
he always fails
â(y/n) i like youâ
âi like you too chuuya-sanâ
âreally?â
âmhmâ
ât-then will youââ
âyouâre a really great friend! and superior tooâ
â...nevermindâ
âoh were you saying something?â
ânah, just forget about itâ
tachihara is laughing in the corner of the corridor
dont worry, chuuya made sure to get back at him
chuuyaâs been pinning after you for years and frankly, his failed attempts to woo you has lead everyone to the breaking point
and i mean everyone
yes, even aku
hell even dazai
but dazai also thinks itâs funny, so he doesnât mind all that much
okay bye bye dazai-san this headcanon set isnât abt you rn
PLEASE EVERYONE FEELS SO BAD FOR HIM
they knew even if he kissed you, you still might not get it
so they decided to help him
super secret mission get chuuya and (y/n) together is a go!
theyâre still working on a proper mission name, donât mind them
they had a super secret strategy meeting!
you can bet your ass that they nearly got nothing done
akutagawa & kaiji werenât much help, neither was higuchi, mori, or elise
tachihara nearly got killed for a thoughtless comment
âjust tell them chuuya-san!â
âi already fucking did you ass!â
gin, hirotsu, and kouyou were the most helpful !!
hirotsu and kouyou both agreed on the idea that chuuya should try courting with bouquets of flowers instead of flat out asking you bc they knew you found them pretty
(even if you donât identify as a female, flowers are for everyone no matter gender or sexuality! so letâs normalize giving flowers to everyone <33 )
gin didnât speak but she used cards to communicate
everyone knew that you werenât stupid (you wouldnât have survived in the mafia if you were) but they did know that you were only stupid when it came to all this lovey dovey stuff
i mean, if chuuya gave you flowers every so often, thereâs no way that you wouldnât piece it together at some point
right...??
but kouyou assured him that even though you wouldnât get it right away, youâd appreciate the gestures and that heâll stand out more
she even said that if someone gave her flowers, she would appreciate it, whether or not she reciprocated their feelings
it takes guts to be so up front with your feelings after all
gin and hirotsu only nodded with her explanation
once again, this only provoked a reaction out of tachihara
âwhat do you know gin? i get the old man and kouyou-san, theyâre grown, but you? what do you know abt courting? or flowers? what are you a girl?â
akutagawa choked on his cough, higuchi on air, and on the other side of yokohoma at the ada, dazai is cackling
yes, dazai somehow placed a listening device onto chuuyaâs hat and was listening in
donât ask how, itâs dazai
âDAZAI GET YOUR BANDAGED ASS OFF THE COUCH AND STOP LAUGHINGâ
anyways, thank you kunikida
the next day, chuuya did what was barely discussed and for once, things actually started to look up
until they started look to down again
at first, it actually looked like you understood his intentions after he gave you a bouquet of flowers
literally everyone was leaning against the opposite hallway you two were in and then they got excited !!
especially chuuya !
but then your expression sort of changed...??
and then in their heads they simultaneously went, âoh noâ
they knew that expression
it was very familiar when you tended to friend zone chuuya
but boy let me tell you what you said next made them facepalm and or make their jaws drop
âah, so you really are friend zoning me huh chuuya-san; what a shame, i really did like youâ
LEMME TELL YOU WHEN I SAY THAT CHUUYA WAS DISTRESSED I MEAN HE WAS DISTRESSED
you liked him??
him of all people??
he wasnât complaining, no of course not, but he still couldnât believe it
but that wasnât what he was really focusing on right now
what in any form or language did it say he was friend zoning you?!
flower language apparently
chuuya chose to buy the bouquet of yellow roses, pink carnations, and yellow carnations bc he thought you would appreciate the brighter colors, and so that youâd remember them better (because remembering them, meant remembering him)
but ooh boy
altogether, they meant the exact opposite message he wanted to send
someone help him pls
âyou see chuuya-san, yellow roses mean friendship, pink carnations mean gratitude, and yellow carnations mean rejection; sooo in a nutshell, these pretty much say âthank you for being my friend, but im rejecting youâ
no one can tell if tachihara is crying or wheezing
and dazai is having the time of his life
yes, he started listening in on him again
and chuuya is just stunned
like speechless and unmoving stunned
is he just bad at this whole courting/dating thing?? itâs only been one day and of it and somehow he was the one doing the rejecting??
âthank you for the flowers chuuya-san, iâll be going now; iâll make sure to not let this affect our friendship. iâll see you tomorrow!â
you passed by the not so subtle group of people
âtachihara-kun..?? are you alright?â
just for context, he was leaning his forehead against the wall using his forearm
again, it was hard to tell whether he was crying or wheezing
âi-im okay (y/n)-san...i think c-chuuya-san has it worse than meâ
â...okay..?â
BACK TO CHUUYA
heâs still frozen poor baby
but itâs okay bc after like 5 more seconds heâs chasing you down the hallway you were walking in
kouyou, with a knowing smile on her face, ushers everyone away towards the opposite direction
she received some whines (ahem, tachihara and mori) but silenced them by summoning golden demon
but itâs okay
if they run fast enough, they can see what happens through the security cameras
chuuya caught up with you and tried to explain everything but he was exhausted
emotionally, physically (bc since when did you walk that fast??), and generally just tired with the whole situation
he just wanted to call you his; was that too much to ask??
as explosive as he can be, he can be calm and collected too
and he really did try to be that way as he talked with you but it was very difficult at the moment
the dumbfounded and confused look on your face his face twitch with annoyance and his heart started beating faster bc god you were cute
BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT RIGHT NOW
thank goodness after what seemed like years, you finally somewhat understood what happened
you didnât understand completely but it was something
The two of you stood in the middle of the unusually empty hallway facing each other, you with the bouquet still in hand. It was quiet as you and Chuuya assessed the situation.
You looked at him skeptically and he stared right back you with his gorgeous blue eyes.
â...So you do like me Chuuya-san??â
âYesâ
âAnd you were trying to court me just now, not friend zone me??â
âYesâ
You got most of your questions out of the way, but there was something that youâve been wondering about for quite a while.
â...So youâre not gay for Dazai-san??â
âYes, im not waitâGAY FOR DAZAI?? THAT MACKEREL??â
Chuuya did a double take. What in heavens name made it seem like he liked that suicidal maniac?? Why would he choose him if he had you?
Like he would choose him anyways; or ever consider him as a possible romantic partner.
âOh, so you are?â
âNO! I SAID I LIKED YOU DIDNâT I?â
âWell yeah, but I thought you liked Dazai-san too. As annoying as he is, he can be quite charmingââ
He was out of patience at this point (nope definitely not because you were talking about Dazai who told you that?) and just decided to kiss you.
You immediately melted into the kiss and kissed him back with the same amount of love and feeling.
Letting the bouquet fall to the ground, you wrapped you arms around his neck and his put his on your lower back and brought you closer to him. After a few more moments, the two of you broke apart for air.
The two of you, slightly out of breath, leaned your foreheads against each other and just basked in each others presence.
Chuuya looked into your (e/c) eyes and asked you just a little bit above a whisper, âNow do you get my intentions and feeling?â
You blinked at him before breaking out into a grin, âHmm Iâm not sure; do you wanna do that again Chuuya?â
The red head only blinked back at you before rolling his eyes, a smile present on his handsome features, his heart fluttering at you using his name with the honorific.
âDumbassâ
Smiling cheekily at him, you pressed a kiss on his cheek and started dragging him towards the lobby to take a walk around the building perimeter, knowing that the two of you canât be too far from work.
The way down to the lobby was mostly in comfortable silence until you said something that made Chuuya want to bash his head against the wall.
âYou know, you couldâve just told me you liked me Chuuya. Itâs not like I wouldâve said no.â
Once again, as the rest of the more power mafia members watch from security cameras, it is hard to tell whether Tachihara is crying or wheezing of laughter.
omake !!
The two of you just started making your way around the building when suddenly a very familiar voice came from Chuuyaâs prized hat.
âChuuyaaaa!! It was about time you stopped being a chicken, Chibi!â
Removing his hat from his head, he started yelling at it not knowing exactly where the listening device was planted.
âTEME! HOW DID YOUââ
âAnd (y/n)! I would congratulate you, but I think I would rather offer you my condolences. Why him?! Heâs just a slimy slug. OOH OOH how would you like to join me in a double suicide?! A shame it wonât be a loverâs suicide but itâll annoy Chuuya so I think itâll be worth it! â
âYOUââ
âAnd please donât kiss while Iâm listening in. You made me lose my appetite! And it was such a shame! I was eating crab using Kunikida-kunâs money! Do you know what youâve cost me?!â
âDAZAI YOU PIECE OFââ
âAh! Kunikida-kun is here! I have to go!â
You can hear something is the background that vaguely sounds like, âDAZAI YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES STOP USING MY MONEYâ
âDAZAI DONâT YOU DARE LEAVE IM NOT DONE WITHââ
*Click!*
The click sound from the hat revealed that Dazai disconnected.
Chuuya twitched and glared furiously at his signature hat hating that the voice he hated the most came out of it.
âAww, I didnât get to talk to Dazai-sanâ
Chuuya whipped his head towards you, a look of mock (or real) betrayal showing on his features.
You laughed at him before taking the hat out of his hands and placing it on his head.
He shyly looked away before muttering a thanks making you smile wider. Just as the two of you were about to start walking, a small explosion erupted from his hat; it was likely that Dazai made the listening device self destruct.
âDAZAI YOU BASTARDDâ
At the Armed Detective Agency, a certain suicidal maniac hid from the wrath of his current partner as he thought about the wrath his old one.
âHmmm I wonder if Chuuya would finally stop wearing his ugly hats if I blow all of them up...â
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canât wait for the after party (chuuya nakahara x reader)
hello this is my first work here iâm really sorry if itâs poorly written. also, english isnât my first language so jkhfghghf
you looked at the mirror, making sure you look presentable. you love your dress, so much, and it is only right and about time that you wore it since you had it for almost a year now. you impulsively bought it and claimed that you will save it for an important event. thankfully, the event came now.
you think you look your best, as you should. after all, the party will be held with the most important and influential people of yokohama. when you were done spraying your favorite perfume, you took a glance at chuuya, noticing something, "you're not wearing your tie?" you asked, approaching him.
"well i don't want to waste it, i know that you'll just cut it with your knives later" he answered casually. you rolled your eyes then laughed. "why in the world would i do that?" you asked changing to a playful tone to play along with him.
âoh y/n, we both know how impatient you areâ chuuya said with a smirk. he stood up, and picked up his tie from under his pillow and looked at you with a teasing smile. ânow letâs go before we do something elseâ
he kissed you gently on your cheek, grabbed your hand, and the two of you both made your way to the venue. you can only think of rushing home from the event later.
owning a bakery and being discovered by the ada and the port mafia (part 4)
platonic! mori ougai x f!reader
type of writing: head canons !!
this is part of my head canon series, flour & fluff !!
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series synopsis: owning a bakery at 20 is tough; even more so when you have to handle members of two opposing organizations! this is your journey to meeting those fools and creating an unlikely bond with each of them. but only at the cost of your peace and sanity.
fandom: bungou stray dogs
content: fluff & platonic stuff
previous: the doctor is in the house (quite literally)
authorâs note:Â itâs port mafia time! ages are still one year younger than canon
also!! my 100 followers event still has 7 5 4 3 2 1 spot open for requests!! go check out this post for more info!! iâd like to get the whole prompt list done early so i have time to write them! (event is now closed as of feb. 10, 2021)
another doctor? oh wait, another doctor and his daughter
as you expected, ranpo and fukuzawa have not let you go easy after what had happened a couple days prior (3 days ago to be exact)
one of them, or more often than not, the two of them would go visit the bakery at least twice a day
once in the morning right before opening, and the second time right before closing
if they could, they would visit around lunch time, but that was usually yosano
tbh you were thankful that yosano hasnât been as overbearing as the other two but you knew she probably wanted to give you a break because holy shit are they extremely over protective
currently, it was the fourth day of being watched by the two eldest ada members, but there were no said ada members with you at the moment
and boy were you overjoyed
turns out, the ada has an important escort job for a government official or smth, and on top of that, fukuzawa has a bunch of meetings to attend
even ranpo has his hands full with a couple of difficult murder cases across the country
youâre lowkey, no highkey, worried bc you learned literally 3 days ago that ranpo doesnât know how to ride the train đđ
you were worried abt them, thereâs no question, but on the inside you were a bit relieved to which ranpo called you out on it immediatelyÂ
that led to the two of you going at each otherâs throats for nearly half an hour
letâs just say fukuzawa scolded the two fo you for a while
going back to the present, it was around one pm and you had just finished sending a text message to both fukuzawa and ranpo (cause they insisted) when a little blonde girl with blue eyes wearing a red dress matching with a red bow in her hair and red shoes walked in
she immediately went to the glass case to look at the desserts displayed
as she looked around, you watched her at the corner of your eyes and a with a smile as you wiped down one of the tables
after wiping down the table, you quickly went to go wash your hands and you walked over and stood next to her
you bent slightly and smiled bigger as she stared at one of the treats in the glass
âis that the one you want?â
she nodded without looking away from the glass
you giggled before going to the back and placing the one she wanted on the plate and held it out to her
the blonde was honestly so confused bc one, no adult supervision, and two, there was no tell tale way to know that she had money
to you, she was an open book so when she looked at you, her face immediately read âbut i have no money, or a parent...??â
you simply patted her head and pushed along to one of the nearby tables and pulled a chair for her
you did not regret anything when you saw the look on her face when you told her that it was on the house
ânameâs elise!â âiâm (y/n)!â
:D
you sat with her for a while continuing to give her sweets she reminded you of ranpo in all honestly and talking abt random things
she mostly complained abt a ârintarouâ though
speaking of which, when a man in a doctorâs coat came through the door near screaming âelise-chan! elise-chan!â you figured that was probably the rintarou she was complaining abt
you smiled as you watched the two interact
âelise-chan why would just disappear like that?!â
âi wanted to see rintarou cryâ
âso mean!â
...their behavior was questionable but endearing ig
ârintarouâ suddenly turned to you, thanking you for âtaking care of his daughter bc sheâs always getting into troubleâ
*cue angry noises and face from elise*
he introduced himself as a âlocal neighborhood doctorâ
you smelled bullshit but didnât say anything bc he has been kind to you so far
he asked you how he could repay you and you were thinking that you can actually win something bc youâre not refusing an ada member oh you poor oblivious child but you were appalled when elise answered for you
it went like this
âis there anything i can repay you with for taking care of my dear elise-chan? perhaps paying for all the sweets she has eaten?â
âoh no! donât worry abt that, itâs nothing! it was a pleasure getting to knowââ
âletâs buy out all of her food!â
h u h
you knew she enjoyed your pastries and stuff but like w h a t
you inwardly sigh in relief when the doctor agreed with you that âthatâs a bit much elise-chanâ and you were thanking every deity out there when suddenly
she threw a temper tantrum
you watched in confusion and slight horror at the 180 of the sweet little girl you were talking to like 10 minutes ago
her guardian panicked slightly and tried to get her to calm down but ahaha no that didnât happen
âWAHH rintarou!! but i want it!! (y/n)âs food is the best iâve ever had!!â
âb-but elise-chan, we canât just buyââ
âiâll wear all the dresses iâve ever rejected and more if we buy it out right now and keep buying sweets here foreverâ
â...dealâ
your eyes twitch at the âinnocentâ smiles the two gave you after their âtalkâ
fast forward literally 5 minutes and youâve already flipped the close sign on your door with note (saying youâre sold out) and youâre all over the place running around behind the counter trying to fit everything into boxes as the two are sitting on a nearby table lightly chatting
about 20-25, nearly 30 minutes later you finishing packing everything in the glass case
it was a lot
weâre literally talking about tiered cakes and dozens of batches of cookies, cupcakes, literally everything and anything
when the two notice youâre done they get up meet you by the register
âa-ano, you really donât have to buy all of this...the total is going to be quite large...â
âno worries!â
honestly at this point, you kind of missed the chaotic calls from ranpo that happened like every half hour
you thought you were done being surprised for the day but next thing you know men in suits come into Sakuraâs and begin to load the boxes into a black car
dealing with the detectives was already starting to be a handful and now you have to deal whoever the hell these two people where
quite frankly, you were having trouble wrapping your head around all of this
like-
who buys out a whole bakery?!
and who has the money to buy out a whole bakery?!
what kind of job could you possibly have?!
was this guy really just a doctor?!
right before the two leave you call out to them
âa-ah wait! i donât think i ever caught your name!â
the two blink at you before eyeing each other
âmori ougaiâ đđ
you started smelling bad shits againÂ
>:/
it was a weird feeling
you felt something off but at the same time, you werenât really afraidÂ
and with that the two left
you were already tired from this whole thing but you now get the rest of the day off
so i guess something worked out in your favor
until the next fricking day
again, ranpo and fukuzawa canceled out on you
you werenât sure if you were relieved or not
and as soon as you thought you were going to have a normal business day, guess who walked through the doors
yeah thatâs right
âthe local neighborhood doctorâ and his daughter
you froze before eyeing them with suspicion
if mori was amused, he didnât show it, only giving you a smile
elise immediately left his side and practically leaped onto you making you cut yourself with the knife you were holding
well shit now youâre bleeding
it was only 7:15 in the morning; you had literally just opened
you were cursing every deity out there
you quickly grab a nearby and press it against your wound and scrambled around looking for the first aid kit you had nearby
âoh? (y/n)-kun are you bleeding?â
â(y/n) iâm sorry!â
âa-ah, no worries elise-chanâ
you really need to stop spacing out bc next thing you know, the sign on your door is flipped to close again (along with the same note from yesterday explaining youâre sold out taped on the door) and youâre sitting at a table with elise in your lap and mori wrapping your hand in a bandage
âtsk tsk (y/n)-kun you need to be more careful...but it is elise-chanâs faultâ
âdie rintarou!â
âbut no worries! itâs not that deep so you donât need stitchesâ
âthank you, mori-san, but can i ask why you and elise-chan are here again? not that i mind...â
whether or not you were lying is up to you
âoh weâre here to buy out your stock again!â
âwait what-â
the fuck???
did they not just buy everything yesterday???
frozen, you stare at the man in front if you with said man giving you another âinnocentâ smile
this little shit
wait till you meet dazai
but i guess thatâs why the sign on the door is flipped to close bc you donât even remember flipping it yourself or taping the note from yesterday to the door
you spent the next half hour trying to convince the two over some tea (your signature one of course) that âno you donât need to or should buy everything i have, youâre going to deprive the rest of my customersâ
cough cough ranpo
like the day before, you were losing this argument
can you just never win?
as you were losing the argument (obviously) you realized that you donât even know why they want to buy everything again
âmori-san, why do the two of you even want to buy everything in the first place?â
âah it was elise-chanâs request of course! but i do admit, after trying some of your sweets myself, i grew quite attached! so did the rest of my subordinates after my precious elise-chan made them try it, not like they could refuse her or me; i am their boss after all (y/n)-kun.â
*cue confusion*
âsubordinates? wait are those the guys from yesterday?? arenât you a doctor...?â
âah ex-doctor actually, iâm the leader of the port mafiaâ
...
âah (y/n)-kun thatâs quite the coughing fit you have going on, do you need water?â
if it wasnât obvious, you choked on your tea and had quite the coughing fit; you were wheezing and everything making elise leave you lap and settling for dangling over moriâs shoulders
â...youâre kiddingâ
âim afraid im notâ
this man confuses the hell out of you??
like-
w h y would he just say that, to you of all people
but it explains the bad shits you were smelling/feeling yesterday
âare you afraid?â
âbeing completely honest with you, mori-san, not reallyâ
âand why is that?â
you simply shrug not really knowing the answer
you arenât lying, you just arenât
maybe bc yesterday, he seemed more like a doting parent than the boss of the most criminal organization of yokohama
yes, youâve heard the rumors, obviously, but just saying, if the port mafia wanted to hurt you, youâd probably be dead in a ditch by now
and they havenât really been a bother to you, they were more like background characters in your life
well
until yesterday of course
mori simply raises an eyebrow and a smile seemingly okay with your very vague answer
âwhy did you tell me that mori-san?â
the man only smiles a bit wider at you and this time, youâre the one raising an eyebrow
âjust a feelingâÂ
yeah you were starting to smell bad shits again
âand besides! elise-chan seems quite fond of you (y/n)-kun! i wasnât planning on doing anything to you in the first place, but even if i wanted to, i donât think i could! i wouldnât want to upset my dearest cute elise-chanâ
âdie rintarou!â
âthatâs mean elise-chan!â
your eyes began to twitch in slight annoyance
cause istg the duality of this manâ
this strange strange man
oh dearest you havenât even met dazai yet
after that has been said and done, somehow you found yourself in front of stores being dragged by elise
how did you end up there you ask? i donât know either so thereâs nothing we can do abt that
eventually, you found yourself holding a bunch of shopping bags full of dresses and clothes of the sort
some of it your size and the others eliseâs
...
âmori-san?â
âyes (y/n)-kun?â
âwhy do i have bags of clothing that are fit for me rather than elise?â
âoh thatâs because elise refused to go without you and if you didnât get anything!â
yeah
that makes perfect sense, of course
you could see why elise kept on complaining abt this guy
the two of you actually bonded over making fun of him
you have n o fear
actually, maybe just a little
the three of you were out for basically the entire day and you were exhausted
cause holy shit there was a lot of money wasted, shopping bags obtained, and walking involved
it was around 5 pm when the three of you were making it back to Sakuraâs
along the way you found yourself having a pleasant conversation with mori
even if he was a questionable person to be having a pleasant conversation with, you enjoyed it nonetheless
you hoped that it makes it harder to get rid of you if he ever changed his mind but we donât talk abt that
anywho
when the three of you arrived, you immediately dumped all the bags you were holding and went straight to work packaging everything for âthe local neighborhood doctorâ
before they left, mori agreed to not buy out all of your stock except for some occasions but instead settled ordering massive batches of a little bit of everything every few days
how thatâs not the same as buying everything you wonât ever know
you were standing outside Sakuraâs watching the two get into the car that had arrived when suddenly, mori turned to you
âah (y/n)-kun, i know that you wouldnât tell anyone about this, it wouldnât be like you to, but just a reminder, it would probably be in your best interest not to let anything slip to anyone okay? we wouldnât want any enemies using you against the port mafia. so take care of yourself hm? see you next timeâ
and bippity boppity boo just like that, they were gone
how that man managed to get your personality down in just like 10 hours you donât want to know
and thatâs basically the story of how you started making more food/bake goods to sell
true to his word, every few days, or sometimes consecutive days, mori called you and made a large order
and i mean large
on those days, someone from the port mafia would pick it up and then you get paid
thankfully, by increasing the amount of food you made, you always had enough to put out on display and to sell even after the large order
before doing that, on those days you didnât have a large stock, someone by the name of edogawa ranpo would weep at your feet
he will deny this; after all, great detectives donât do weeping
or so he says
and speaking of the detective, you never did tell him what had transpired the two days he and fukuzawa were absent on checking on you
but tbh, i even think ranpo couldâve deduct this one
you didnât tell him bc you were afraid, no of course not thatâs ridiculous mori, in eliseâs words, was a loser
you didnât tell him bc you knew he and fukuzawa would flip the fuck out
and that would be a major inconvenience to you
you didnât see the point in telling them anyway
so whatever, itâs like itâll be important
and if ranpo and fukuzawa noticed the abundant of bags near the door leading up to the staircase when they visited you at the end of the day they didnât say anything
jk
of course one of them said smth
âne (n/n)-chan since when did you like to buy a bunch of things; waste of money if you could just be using that money to make more food so you wouldnât sell out right away and have food to feed meâ
your eyes twitched
he couldâve worded that a little better but whatever
it is ranpo-san after all
âi just got carried away since i closed up early; you know it isnât often i get to go shoppingâ
and if he smelled your bullshit he didnât say anything
for real this time
that slightly concerns you ngl
anyways
letâs just say quite a few heads were turned when they saw their boss leading a bunch of lower level subordinates carrying many light pink boxes of different sizes to his office for the second time
oh and just another thing
*whispers* he was lying when elise made his other subordinates eat your food; they kept it all to themselvesâ
was that a ruse to help lead the revelation of his real occupation who knows
â(y/n)-kun is a very interesting person donât you think so elise-chan?â
âquiet. iâm eating cake.â
âthatâs so mean elise-chan!â
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