Nov 13, 2023
I want every single person on the internet to know that the current Foreign Secretary of the United Kingdom (allegedly) stuck his cock in a severed pig's head. He used to be prime minister.
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I want every single person on the internet to know that the current Foreign Secretary of the United Kingdom (allegedly) stuck his cock in a severed pig's head. He used to be prime minister.
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Do you have social anxiety? Then I have EXCELLENT news for you.
David "Pigfucker" Cameron has been appointed Foreign Secretary of the United Kingdom.
Yes, you read that right. A man whose most notable achievements include a major corruption scandal, fucking a dead pig and, worse, Brexit, will not only be holding public office again, despite, well, all that, but has been chosen to represent his entire country to the rest of the world.
He'll be parading around in front of cameras, televised to an audience of millions, and shaking hands with foreign dignitaries all day long.
Every single one of them will know that he fucked that pig.
And it will not make one whit of difference to either them or him.
So that embarrassing thing you did when you were 5? Officially stopped mattering this month.
Conspiracy theory: in the last video Dan was so confident that he would win the poll that I think they've already filmed the golden pig video assuming Dan would win in which case we should still all vote for Phil in order to force them to fess up.
A bit rich of the Tories to use a piggy bank in their adverts, considering what their foreign secretary once did to a pig
dan just proved that piggate was real
never get a yapper for a lawyer
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βIs it animal abuse if the animal is dead?β wasn't on my 2023 discourse bingo card but nevertheless. This is how David Cameron makes his thrilling return to politics
WHAT FUCKING HOLE DID DAVID CAMERON CRAWL OUT OF AND WERE THERE PIG CORPSES IN THERE