#peter perfect

Penelope: Oh, there are so many! Wicked, Beauty and the Beast, Into the Woods, Hamilton...

Bela: I've always loved The Phantom of the Opera. The sets, the songs, the costumes... and did I mention Michael Crawford? Tiny's favorite, believe it or not, is Shrek: The Musical. As a big green monster, it's always spoken to him.

Tiny: Tiny love Brian D'Arcy James.

Dastardly: Les Miserables is a personal favorite of mine. I also enjoy Spamalot and The Producers. Oh, and Little Shop of Horrors. I believe Muttley's favorite is Hairspray... I'm not sure why.

Penelope: Well, who doesn't love Hairspray? I've always liked that one myself.

Peter: In addition to those already mentioned, I absolutely love Grease.

Penelope: Really? I never cared for it.

(pause)

Peter: What?

Penelope: I'm sorry, I just don't like it.

Peter: But... but it's Grease! The movie was even better than the play!

Penelope: Well, I never liked the movie either.

Peter: John Travolta? Olivia Newton-John? DIDI CONN?

Penelope: The cast is great, I just don't like the story.

Bela: Why not?

Penelope: I don't like the moral.

Peter: What's wrong with the moral?

Penelope: It teaches girls to change for the boys they love. That's not a good lesson for kids!

Peter: That's not the moral, Penny. It's about compromise.

Penelope: Well, that's not how it comes off!

(Penelope and Peter start arguing over the moral, the songs, and the characters. Everyone else just stares at them)

Bela: ...so how about you, I.Q.? What's your favorite?

I.Q.: Uh, I've never actually seen a Broadway musical.

(Penelope and Peter stop arguing and stare at I.Q. in shock)

Peter: (horrified) YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A BROADWAY MUSICAL?