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Owl: Well, Piglet, it was very smart of you to ask me for advice.

Piglet: I… didn't?

Owl: (proceeds to give advice anyway)

#incorrect quotes #incorrect winnie the pooh quotes #owl #piglet #source: monster high

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Norbert: I know Daggett and he's many things. He's annoying, lazy, and unreliable. Often unkempt, careless, and reckless. Tardy, obnoxious, destructive, a trifle gassy…

(Later…)

Norbert: Daggett is also loud, irresponsible, devious…

Daggett: Is there a "but" coming anytime soon?

Norbert: And a pain in the butt.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect angry beavers quotes #norbert beaver #daggett beaver #source: the suite life on deck

Daisy: Donald, there are a lot of things that boys will never understand about girls. And one of them is their love of shoes. I barely understand it.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect disney quotes #incorrect mickey mouse quotes #daisy duck #donald duck #source: johnny test

Arnold: Are you saying I'm a liar?

Helga: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, really.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hey arnold quotes #arnold shortman #helga pataki #source: unknown

Paige: I'd be a great model. What does Christine Brinkley have that I don't have?

Peter and Jason, in unison: Billy Joel.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect foxtrot quotes #paige fox #peter fox #jason fox #source: animaniacs

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Sulley: Isn't that like your fourth cup of coffee?

Mike: Yup. Mondays, am I right?

Sulley: It's Friday.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect monsters inc quotes #james p. sullivan #mike wazowski #source: liz climo

Dudley: Okay, in my defense-

Kitty: You have no defense! You're an idiot!

Dudley: That was a big part of my defense.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect tuff puppy quotes #dudley puppy #kitty katswell #source: young sheldon

Daisy, to Donald: We should spend the day at a museum.

Donald: (cheerfully) Sounds like fun!

Donald, horrified, to Mickey: Why did I say that?

Mickey: She's wearing that perfume you like.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect disney quotes #incorrect mickey mouse quotes #donald duck #daisy duck #mickey mouse #source: garfield

(Rizzo is cooking)

Pepe: (approaches) What's this?

Rizzo: It's called fondue. It's melted cheese that you can dip stuff in!

Pepe: Ooh, what kind of stuff?

Rizzo: (holding up a cheese platter) I was thinking more cheese.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect muppets quotes #rizzo the rat #pepe the king prawn #source: liz climo

Penelope: Can we at least know what you're doing down there?

Dastardly: We're certainly not building anything sinister, if that's what you mean. Come on, Muttley. Something sinister won't build itself.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect wacky races (2017) quotes #penelope pitstop #dick dastardly #source: futurama

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Muffy: If I ran the country, things would be a lot better.

Muffy: Well, for me, anyway.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect arthur quotes #muffy crosswire #source: maxine

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

secondlina

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

plagued-roses

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

thaumbody

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

angelwings-crossbowstrings

Always reblog the potato.

scary-noodlesblog

Please potato

jadyn2303

look i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and currently i’m depressed can we please like be good luck for me potato.

Satchel: (watching TV)

Bucky: (walks in) What's on TV tonight, Satch?

Satchel: Nothing.

Bucky: (stares at the TV)

Bucky: (whacks Satchel on the back of the head) Then turn it ON, stupid.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect get fuzzy quotes #satchel pooch #bucky katt #source: us acres

Top Cat: There's all this cooperating, all this caring. We're like a cooperating caring unit of some kind.

Benny: Like… a family?

Top Cat: Yeah. Like on TV.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hanna barbera quotes #incorrect top cat quotes #top cat #benny the ball #source: dinosaurs

Panini: Hey, Chowder, will you walk me to the market?

Chowder: Why? Did you forget how to get there?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect chowder quotes #panini #chowder #source: lizzie mcguire

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"Did it hurt? When I told you to Google it and I was right?"

- Jason Fox

#incorrect quotes #incorrect foxtrot quotes #jason fox #source: unknown

Hobbes, to Calvin: I hate saying "I told you so"…

Hobbes: Ah, who am I kidding? I love saying it.

Hobbes: I TOLD YOU SO!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect calvin and hobbes #calvin #hobbes #source: johnny test

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