#persephonah

ùoetjioeqhglqrgjkgh FFFFFF HAS THERE EVER BEEN ANYTHING MORE PERFECT????

1. Hunnie Pie - Zella Day

2. A World Alone - Lorde

3. Too Dark - Frankie Cosmos

4. I Belong To You - Brandi Carlile

5. Cereus Bright - Cereus Bright

6. To Find You - Sing Street

7. Midnight Moon - Oh Wonder

Enjolras: 1. Worships it. His vegan millennial ass is a slut for anything avocado. 2. Doesn’t really go in for pranks. The only time he tried he replaced Courf’s regular hairspray with coloured hairspray but Courf loved it so that didn’t work. 3. Kiss - Prince. He knows the effect he has on people

Combeferre: 1. Doesn’t mind it. Prefers jam on his toast though. 2. Once covered Courf’s entire room in tin foil. It was carnage. 3. Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley

Courfeyrac: 1. Despises it with his entire soul. 2. Once replaced Jehan’s entire wardrobe with boring clothes. Found Jehan staring blankly at the open wardrobe door whispering “I should never have quit LSD”. 3. I will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

Grantaire: 1. Grantaire hasn’t seen an avocado in 60 years and they intend to keep it that way. 2. Re-organised Combeferre’s bookshelf so it was alphabetical by title instead of author. They didn’t think it would be such a big deal… oh BOY they were wrong. 3. I Am What I Am - LA Cage Aux Folles

Joly: 1. its fine. Mostly eats it out of spite bc of the millennial discourse. 2. makes some mean MEAN toothpaste oreos. 3. Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves

Bossuet: 1. Loves the stuff. guac on everything. 2. all his attempts just end up getting himself hurt so he has placed a self proclaimed ban on himself. Honourably the others never prank him either. 3. Heroes - David Bowie.

Jehan: 1. Avocado toast is the perfect post yoga snack. 2. They told everyone they are a terrible liar so they just always tell the truth. The thing is…. theyre actually an incredible liar and this prank is still ongoing. No one ever knows if they are lying or not. They love it. 3. That don’t impress me much - Shania Twain

Bahorel: 1. it’s fine. 2. wrote a really formal letter to Combeferre from the organisation he’s a part of that keeps track of moths (this is a real thing btw) satying that 3 species of moths had gone extinct. The reason this worked so well is that the punchline was that there’d actually been a brand new species of moth discovered and watching his rollercoaster of emotions was  a GIFT. 3. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

Feuilly: 1. doesn’t understand the concept of avocado toast but digs guacamole. 2. made cupcakes filled with mayonnaise once. he has not been forgiven. 3. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell

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Marius: 1. He likes it he thinks… 2. Marius is still planning his best prank. marius is trying. 3. Stand By Me - Ben E King

Cosette: 1. Yes she loves it! anything avocado is inherently good and pure.2. She once convinced Courfeyrac and Combeferre that their flat was haunted for a solid week. 3: Grace Kelly - Mika

Eponine: 1. Nope. Nooooo. nah. 2. placebo’d R into thinking they were high once by giving them oregano to smoke instead of weed. to be fair though they were pretty drunk at the time its not surprising they didn’t notice. 3. Valerie - Amy Winehouse

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