#percyjacksonfunny

Percy: Excuse me but did you disrespect the color blue?

Annabeth: oh my *goDS* ITS A F*CKING SPIDER!! It's ok, I got this, I've seen worse. Hey, little guy, so...holy sh*t, it's a wolf spider. *Percy!!!* (insert bfs name)

Jason: I'm not gay. I have girlfriend. See? *points to Piper* (Piper: Actually, we're breaking up so you can be with *Percy*) Aw come on, you just ruined my point!

Piper: i need to f*cKING SLEEP!

Hazel: Seriously. What's up with the world now? Why can't we go back to the good old days where people couldn't have sex without getting pregnant or could start doing the Charleston casually??

Frank: (people walking really slow in the halls) Are we playing out The Lion King? I'm MUFASA. I SAY MOVE FASTA.

Leo: Because of *Jason* I had to ask out *Thalia* and I got punched in the face. (that doesn't answer the broken arm) Oh, that. Yeah, I tried woodshop. Tip: Don't play with chainsaws.

The Stolls: (Travis talking) Hey man, can you f*ck a dog? (Connor talking) Legally? (Travis talking) Legally. (Connor talking) I don't think so, man. Who knows though? (both) Cool.

Thalia: I swear to *gods* if one more person asks why I wore these feminist pins i will STAB THEM IN THE EYE WITH THEM.

Reyna: wait wait can you macaREYna though? (the girl talking is named Reyna irl) (Duh. Everyone can macarena) No, macaREYna. (what's the difference?) *does the macarena, but at the end, instead of swaying her hips, spins and flips her friends off*

Nico: *shoves head in locker* *gods* let me sufFOCATE!

Will: *as we learn about linear functions* So, linear is a straight line? So I'm nonlinear. *Nico's* nonlinear. Who else is nonlinear? *Magnus waves his hand around like Hermione*

Percy: My life.

Annabeth: Nothing, you b*tch. Take a look in the mirror, and maybe...(roasts for like three more hours)

Jason: Nothing, I'm fine.

Piper: Finally, someone notices.

Hazel: Oh, nothing. Thanks for the concern.

Frank: Nothing.

Leo: Nothing is wrong with me. But yet, everything is wrong with me. Wrong with me or not wrong with me, that is the question.

Nico: Everything, I'm demented.

Thalia: None of your business.

Reyna: Why do you care?

Will: WHAT! OH. Oh, nothing! Nothing at all hehehe...*very obviously has something wrong with him*

Percy: Where's my blue crayon? (it's up your nose) Wait, it is? Oh.

Annabeth: Oh, him? Yeah, he's an a**. (no, the other *censored name here*) Yeah. He's an a**, too.

Jason: I'm not gay, but rainbow is my favorite color.

Piper: Do you think if I buried him in school lunches, he'd die so I don't have to talk to him?

Hazel: (how much did you pay him to pretend to date you?) Five bucks and a pony.

Frank: (so then he said, I'll f*ck you...) I walked into the wrong conversation at the wrong time.

Leo: If I opened up that fire extinguisher and pointed it in my mouth, d' ya think it'll make my bad breath smell better?

Nico: Teach me how to fit in that locker. (If you do, you'll probably suffocate) Exactly.

Reyna: Hey b*tches! I think I may need a new identity.

Grover: I ate a tin can once. I'm internally bleeding, now.