seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand thanks to Drums of Autumn for a new one in the "writers will literally use any word but penis" category: Diana Gabaldon is over here having Brianna cup "that fascinating mass of changeability between his legs".
Ma'am. That is a penis and this is a Wendy's.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Omg I’m dying. On a Zoom call with some colleagues and one of the girls was trying to describe an incident at the vet with her dog and called her dogs penis ‘man lipstick’
All I could think of... imagine the fanfics if they started using that
Beardsplitter: a Victorian word for Penis.
While I get that the term "beard" here refers to a woman's pubic hair, I can't help but imagine a more literal interpretation...
When you read the phrase "the Doctor's real sonic screw driver" used in a sexual manner, you've delved too deep into the fandom
It is King's Iron.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I love this fandom so much.
WHY HAVEN'T I RECEIVED ANY EUPHEMISMS IN MY ASK
i am disappoint
Yarbles. Tallywacker. John, can you list all the euphemisms you know for the male anatomy? Because those two were extremely entertaining.
let's see... okay. we've got junk, wingwang, jonathan thomas, family jewels, trouser snake, hairy sack of magic, nards, nads, dingdong, whanger, dork, dingus, dink, spank stick, flesh trombone, the shakuhachi, mister happy, the fun zone, pork sword, bits, frank and beans, first prize, pecker, dudely firearm, wacky one-eyed wonder weasel, the lizard, beef truncheon, Â and of course that old time-tested favorite, cock!
i also have a friend who calls dicks bone bulges, which sounds kind of gross.
