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Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

#standard parenting #I’ll make a biologist of him yet!#(I will not.)

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

#The juveniles have black heads #But otherwise they look so grown up #Its funny to see how clumsy the baby was compared to the parents

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hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

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can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

#pokemon #i think every parent in the pokemon world should get a government issued rifle with one bullet in case their kid befriends a mr mime

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“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

#standard parenting #I’ll make a biologist of him yet!#(I will not.)

#The juveniles have black heads #But otherwise they look so grown up #Its funny to see how clumsy the baby was compared to the parents

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hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

#parents #parenting #kids #childfree #childless #twitter #psychology #society #socialization #children #siblings #daughter #son #parent #father #mother #adulthood #adult health #childhood

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

#pokemon #i think every parent in the pokemon world should get a government issued rifle with one bullet in case their kid befriends a mr mime

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