#page 101

+SILLY BONUS continuation of previous panel

Emily Henry, Funny Story (Harvey)

September 6, 0104 (2606)… Naija Jimenez Vasquez’s brothers, Abubakar, Ahmadu and Ajayi are bringing in their cousin Jahleel to the hospital , due to a possible broken ankle. “Jahleel, you shouldn’t have been trying to slam dunk on the basketball court! I’m supposed to be at the hospital’s daycare, I’m on the clock!” Naija says, as Jahleel says “They shouldn’t have been hating on my skills!” “Those kids aren’t even giving a shit about your… ‘skills’, because now you can’t play for another 3 months! You’re going to be in a leg cast and crutches! 🙄😒, bruh…” Naija says, as Abubakar says “Jahleel, you and Ajayi need to stop trying to get validation from those kids at the basketball court, they’re not the ‘cool kids that you think they are.” “You’re a nerd, Abubakar, of course you would say that!” “Ajayi, he’s right, though, Jahleel can’t even partake in neither football nor basketball, these seasons, because he’s got a broken ankle!” “Not everyone can be as smart or athletic as you, Ahmadu!” Jahleel says as Naija says “Ajayi, you and Jahleel need to chill out on this mess, Ajayi, you sprained your wrist months ago!” “Naija, you’re really smart, yet you let a bum like Rodney Jenkins get you pregnant… then got himself arrested for being a dumbfuck, and now he’s living with you. Does he know that the baby’s… Vash Saverem’s?” “Why’s that any of his business? Speaking of Rodney, he’s in the lobby, Tamika is gonna cuss me out, again.” Naija says, as she goes to the hospital’s lobby, and Rodney says “Step outside, I don’t need everyone in my business!” “Rodney, you need to move out of my apartment, I’m not losing my place because you moved yourself into my apartment!” “Naija, where else am I supposed to live? You’re my babymama, we’re both from Julai, and I don’t know anyone else in this city.” “That’s not my problem, Rodney. My baba tried to get you a legit job, and it paid $$20/hr, you wanted to sell weed without a grower/distributor license, and sold to an undercover cop! You can’t stay at my apartment! DSS does random searches, that’s also why I kicked this baby’s dad out.” “That’s what I’ve been meaning to ask you… who the fuck is this baby’s dad? One of these Nu ATL nuccas? You do have a thing for thugs and athletes.” “Don’t worry about who this baby’s dad is… you need to go find a place to live, immediately!” “What about us and Jody, Naija? You wanna break up my family? You had no problem letting some random nucca play ‘stepdad’ to our son… now where’s that nucca at?” “He’s dead! He died in Julai!” “So Vash the Stampede murk’d him? Who is this… ‘Bashu’ nucca that Jody keeps talking about?” “My daughter’s dad, who took care of your son, Rodney!” “Bitch, don’t expect me to play ‘stepdad’ to your dead babydaddy’s little brat, you shouldn’t have cheated on me with that nucca!” “I wasn’t planning on asking, and I didn’t cheat, we’ve been broken up since Jody was born, and what you’re not gonna do is disrespect Vash!” “Vash, as in the Humanoid Typhoon? 😒, so that’s who you were fucking, and had around our son? That Humanoid Typhoon bitchnucca?” Rodney says, slapping Naija, and Naija slaps him back, only for Rodney to punch her in the face “You bitch! You cheated on me with… that Humanoid Typhoon? You HO! I can’t believe that you let Vash the Stampede fuck you and bust a nut in you…” Rodney says, dragging Naija by her hair, and slamming her belly into his car. “You asinine bitch… 🧱!” Naija picks up a brick, and breaks his car’s window “You should’ve stayed your dusty ass in prison… who’d you snitch on, to get released? It’s not a coincidence that Antonio got locked up, when you got released!” “Antonio got locked up for violating his probation, I ain’t rat his dumbass out!” Rodney says, grabbing Naija by her face, Naija pepper sprays him, and Rodney screams “AAAARRRGGGHHH! Naija! You bitch!” “Go fuck yourself, Rodney!” Naija says, leaning against the car, before “🤰🏽😰…” she starts having contractions, and pages one of her coworkers.

< previous🌻 next >

Chapter 4 page 101

Patreon: Help support me for a monthly donation and receive rewards in return! LINE Webtoons: Help rate me and subscribe to get me sponsored! It’s absolutely free!